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Ein cooler Typ
Nov 26, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
https://twitter.com/jk_rowling/status/909671414499827712

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WatermelonGun
May 7, 2009
Cool thread op.

flerp
Feb 25, 2014
yeah, men and women helping each other :)

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

:chloe:

Skeleton Ape
Dec 21, 2008



I don't really know what feminism is but do you get laid often op?

Ein cooler Typ
Nov 26, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Skeleton Ape posted:

I don't really know what feminism is but do you get laid often op?


i'm a kissless handholdless virgin

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Did you do the thread about having a tiny dick or was that someone else?

Skeleton Ape
Dec 21, 2008



Ein cooler Typ posted:

i'm a kissless handholdless virgin

Aw man that sucks, I'm sorry. Anyway, that is a very scary spider you posted :stonk:

Ein cooler Typ
Nov 26, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

FactsAreUseless posted:

Did you do the thread about having a tiny dick or was that someone else?


I have made threads about my tiny dick before, but I'm sure there have been thousands of them throughout SA history so I don't know if mine is the one you're thinking of

spinderella
Jul 15, 2017

by FactsAreUseless
I am so bummed that "feminism" has become stigmatized. It is nothing more than the acknowledgement of women as female people, no more, no less GODDAMN IT

Ein cooler Typ
Nov 26, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
spiders are our friends. they eat bugs

the only insects I'm scared of are flying things like wasps and bees and hornets


*spiders aren't insects

VictorianQueerLit
Aug 25, 2017

Spinster posted:

I am so bummed that "feminism" has become stigmatized. It is nothing more than the acknowledgement of women as female people, no more, no less GODDAMN IT

tell that to pretty much every other feminist

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
A woman? Making jokes?! my God, wait until the internet hears about this!

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

"Issues with women" GBS is my favorite GBS

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider

VictorianQueerLit posted:

tell that to pretty much every other feminist

Lmao like you know any women

Skeleton Ape
Dec 21, 2008



Spinster posted:

I am so bummed that "feminism" has become stigmatized. It is nothing more than the acknowledgement of women as female people, no more, no less GODDAMN IT

See I used to think that's what feminism was, but then the internet happened

A Bakers Cousin
Dec 18, 2003

by vyelkin

Ein cooler Typ posted:

i'm a kissless handholdless virgin

I always wondered why holding hands became a metric for incels.

WatermelonGun
May 7, 2009

fruit on the bottom posted:

Lmao like you know any women

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

fruit on the bottom posted:

Lmao like you know any women

What do you mean? He screams at his grandma every single day.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
Because he lives in her basement, you see.

VictorianQueerLit
Aug 25, 2017
Trap Sprung! You've got three of them so far Ein Cooler Typ. What are you going to do with them? Just talk about your tiny dick?

scott zoloft
Dec 7, 2015

yeah same

FactsAreUseless posted:

Did you do the thread about having a tiny dick or was that someone else?

you're thinking of the thread i posted where i repeatedly insisted that i have a big dick and begged everyone to not think or suspect otherwise.

spinderella
Jul 15, 2017

by FactsAreUseless

Skeleton Ape posted:

See I used to think that's what feminism was, but then the internet happened

The internet makes EVERYTHING stupid

Do it ironically
Jul 13, 2010

by Pragmatica
lena dunham approved

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider
Baby sister tested

Do it ironically posted:

lena dunham approved

spinderella
Jul 15, 2017

by FactsAreUseless

FactsAreUseless posted:

"Issues with women" GBS is my favorite GBS

Why is that? What's up with You?

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
Fake strong

Boner Zone
Jan 14, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo
don't kill yourself OP

Ein cooler Typ
Nov 26, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

A Bakers Cousin posted:

I always wondered why holding hands became a metric for incels.


because it's the most basic of physical intimacy?

what comes before handholding?

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider
loving, I'm pretty sure.

No?

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Ein cooler Typ posted:

because it's the most basic of physical intimacy?

what comes before handholding?

Anal

Ein cooler Typ
Nov 26, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
I've never done anal either

Secular Humanist
Mar 1, 2016

by Smythe
christina hoff sommers (aka basedmom) and ayaan hirsi ali are the good feminists you should listen to and support.

they both stray from 3rd wave orthodox opinion in a variety of ways, so don't be surprised if you find various hatchet job pieces written about them by bitter feminist ideologues.

ugh god im gay.

Skeleton Ape
Dec 21, 2008



I think this thread should be about spiders because we already have a bunch of GBS threads of goons arguing about stupid poo poo but there are currently zero threads about spiders.

This is the giant huntsman spider. It is the biggest spider in the world and lives in caves!

i like that
May 22, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

VictorianQueerLit posted:

tell that to pretty much every other feminist

it da wimmin fault i literally cant help but shed a tear whenever i think of men they are just that amazing and flaw-free and beautiful despite how feminists are out to get them at every turn.

boys are strong and men and boys are my friend :)

Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

the GOAT
Hope that spider shatters that glass ceiling

rezatahs
Jun 9, 2001

by Smythe

like a cigarette should posted:

Hope that spider shatters that glass ceiling

Ein cooler Typ
Nov 26, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
was there a spider in the maze in the third task of the triwizard tournament

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G
It's sweet of her husband to capture her a pet. He should place it in the bed so that they can sleep together.

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Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider

Ein cooler Typ posted:

was there a spider in the maze in the third task of the triwizard tournament

This is why you haven't had anal

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