Monday Night Football Week 2 GDT: Eli Manning vs the 135 Million Dollar Man

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Acebuckeye13: Nov 2, 2010; If you or someone you know has a gambling problem, crisis counseling and referral services can be accessed by calling
1-800-GAMBLER; Ultra Carp

It's the Lions versus the Giants on MNF. The last time these teams met was Week 14 of last season, when the Giants won thanks in part to OBJ's greatest catch yet. Unfortunately for the Lions, OBJ has been confirmed to be playing this game. Fortunately for the Lions, he's literally the Giants' only offensive weapon, judging by last week's outing against the Cowboys.

Are the Giants any good? Are the Lions any good? gently caress if I know, the only thing that's guaranteed is that the Lions will be trailing in the 4th at some point because this team is determined to give me a goddamn heart attack.

Anyway, gently caress the Giants, LIONS BITCH

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# ? Apr 20, 2024 01:22

Hizawk: Jun 18, 2004; High on the Lions.

The legacy of the 16-0 2017 Detroit Lions continues tonight.

# ? Sep 19, 2017 00:51

Chromatic: Jan 21, 2005; You guys ready to hear a satanic song?

what the gently caress is it with the giants and primetime?

they're a boring team, with boring players, and boring fans. some of them i assume are good peopl

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Pimpcasso: Mar 13, 2002; VOLS BITCH

Eli's weird peyton with a lisp accent is my spirit animal

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shyduck: Oct 3, 2003

the youtube

# ? Sep 19, 2017 00:55

Blitz of 404 Error: Sep 19, 2007; Joe Biden is a top 15 president

Lions Bitch

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McSpankWich: Aug 31, 2005; Plum Island Animal Disease Research Center. Sounds charming.

"I look for grinders on the youtube" ~Jon Gruden 2017

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CRIP EATIN BREAD: Jun 24, 2002; Hey stop worrying bout my acting bitch, and worry about your WACK ass music. In the mean time... Eat a hot bowl of Dicks! Ice T; Soiled Meat

Blitz7x posted:

Lions Bitch

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Alaois: Feb 7, 2012

Chromatic posted:

what the gently caress is it with the giants and primetime?

they're a boring team, with boring players, and boring fans. some of them i assume are good peopl

there are a lot of people in new york, and they're not the Jets

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pubic works project: Jan 28, 2005; No Decepticon in history, and I say this with great surety, has been treated worse or more unfairly.

Blitz7x posted:

Lions Bitch

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Vertical Lime: Dec 11, 2004

Alaois posted:

there are a lot of people in new york, and they're not the Jets

and they made the playoffs

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Carlosologist: Oct 13, 2013; Revelry in the Dark

Go Giants hope Eli looks less like his age and puts together a good game

haha who am I kidding that line is gonna get him killed

# ? Sep 19, 2017 01:10

Grittybeard: Mar 29, 2010; Bad, very bad!

Chromatic posted:

what the gently caress is it with the giants and primetime?

they're a boring team, with boring players, and boring fans. some of them i assume are good peopl

I mean if Beckham were playing like they assumed when they scheduled this game it could be fun.

The Giants are just dire offensively without him though.

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Cnidario: Mar 22, 2013

Go Giants don't put me to sleep like you did v the cowboys pls

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McSpankWich: Aug 31, 2005; Plum Island Animal Disease Research Center. Sounds charming.

^^^ Also this

Grittybeard posted:

The Giants are just dire

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pubic works project: Jan 28, 2005; No Decepticon in history, and I say this with great surety, has been treated worse or more unfairly.

God drat does Sean McDonough have any charisma or even a soul? So loving boring.

# ? Sep 19, 2017 01:19

curiosity fucked me up: Oct 7, 2014

Please don't expose our offense too much giants D. I wanna believe for at least one more week

# ? Sep 19, 2017 01:20

Hizawk: Jun 18, 2004; High on the Lions.

Matt Stafford, great scrambling quarterback.

Or, you know, poo poo awful oline last year.

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got any sevens: Feb 9, 2013; by Cyrano4747

Chromatic posted:

what the gently caress is it with the giants and primetime?

they're a boring team, with boring players, and boring fans. some of them i assume are good peopl

Nfc east bias

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Alaois: Feb 7, 2012

pubic works project posted:

God drat does Sean McDonough have any charisma or even a soul? So loving boring.

the drywall of play-by-play

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tomapot: Apr 7, 2005; Suppose you're thinkin' about a plate o' shrimp. Suddenly someone'll say, like, plate, or shrimp, or plate o' shrimp out of the blue, no explanation. No point in lookin' for one, either. It's all part of a cosmic unconciousness.; Oven Wrangler

Vertical Lime posted:

and they made the playoffs

And they are celebrating the 10year anniversary of 18-1. Gives people something to talk about other than our horrid offensive line and whether Eli has lost it.

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Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

IS SERGIO DIPP IN THE BUILDING?

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Elephanthead: Sep 11, 2008; Toilet Rascal

ESPN wants everyone in NYC market to subscribe to ESPN, maybe they shouldn't show the Giants.

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Boosh!: Apr 12, 2002; Oven Wrangler

$15/hr at walmart? Bull-loving-poo poo

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Winkie01: Nov 28, 2004

Boosh! posted:

$15/hr at walmart? Bull-loving-poo poo

I thought the same thing lol

# ? Sep 19, 2017 01:27

Hizawk: Jun 18, 2004; High on the Lions.

Boosh! posted:

$15/hr at walmart? Bull-loving-poo poo

Look at him. He could out stock at least 3 dudes

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Congratulations! You Won.: Mar 21, 2007; THE FUTURE IS UNWRITTEN

go a giant

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A Gnarlacious Bro: Apr 25, 2007; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Go lion

# ? Sep 19, 2017 01:28

A Gnarlacious Bro: Apr 25, 2007; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Wanna see Stafford throw a really hard wobbly 35 yard pass while being snapped in half

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shyduck: Oct 3, 2003

what the gently caress is this

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Winkie01: Nov 28, 2004

haha at this mnf intro

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Comfortador: Jul 31, 2003; Just give me all the 3ggs_n_b4con you have.

Wait...wait.

I worry what you just heard was...
"Give me a lot of b4con_n_3ggs."

What I said was...
"Give me all the 3ggs_n_b4con you have"

...Do you understand?

Did they find Generic Kid Rock to partner up with Hank Williams Jr for the Detroit game? Who is that?

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Master Stur: Jun 13, 2008; chasin' tail

This intro is baaad

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Malachy: Dec 20, 2013

that intro was embarassing

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Vertical Lime: Dec 11, 2004

Elephanthead posted:

ESPN wants everyone in NYC market to subscribe to ESPN, maybe they shouldn't show the Giants.

it's being simulcast on channel 11 here because it's nfl law to show it on broadcast tv in the markets of the teams playing

didn't watch the hank intro last week

the magas won

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pubic works project: Jan 28, 2005; No Decepticon in history, and I say this with great surety, has been treated worse or more unfairly.

I just love how as soon as Obama is not in office, they bring back noted racist shithead Hank Williams Jr. to do the MNF intro again.

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curiosity fucked me up: Oct 7, 2014

Best lions run play ever

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shyduck: Oct 3, 2003

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Codependent Poster: Oct 20, 2003

Lions uniforms look really cool

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pubic works project: Jan 28, 2005; No Decepticon in history, and I say this with great surety, has been treated worse or more unfairly.

Whatever happened to Jahvid Best? Did he die?

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