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You've decided your only way forward in life is to become a cult leader. Not a bad choice! There are a lot of aimless, depressed people out there with no hope. Perfect cult fodder. So my question is, what's your cult like? Things to consider: What is your cult's name? What is your cult famous for? What are your cult's values? What does the public think your cult's values are? How does your cult combat suspicions, based on historical cults, that you shelter pedophiles? How do you prevent, or encourage, your cultists from/to engage in murder? Is abortion okay in your cult? Alcohol? Whole grains? Does your cult have characteristic clothing? Are cultists allowed to continue to play EVE Online? To what extent does your cult hide its activities, and more importantly, taxable earnings, from the government? Does your cult allow people of all backgrounds, races, and former creeds? What will you do if a follower has a bigger willy than your is? Pick fucked around with this message at 03:07 on Sep 20, 2017 |
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I don't have a cult but I'm pretty sure this qualifies as one. http://www.richieunterberger.com/moray.html
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Sep 20, 2017 02:47
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Too many questions op. Why you gotta make it like homework?
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Sep 20, 2017 02:48
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Pick posted:You've decided your only way forward in life is to become a cult leader. Not a bad choice! There are a lot of aimless, depressed people out there with no hope. Perfect cult fodder. So my question is, what's your cult like? I think you may be guiding your questions towards the roman catholic church
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Sep 20, 2017 02:51
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Would have participated at 4 questions, 12 is too much! *edit* Only answer on the final one would be to chop them down do size obviously. I want at least an inch over the lowly followers.
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Sep 20, 2017 02:52
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Manchild King posted:Would have participated at 4 questions, 12 is too much! manchild king is a pretty good name for a cult leader btw
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Sep 20, 2017 03:00
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especially one where EVE Online is a go
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Sep 20, 2017 03:00
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Pick posted:especially one where EVE Online is a go far as I know EVE doesn't shelter pedophiles
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Sep 20, 2017 03:02
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Way too many questions. My cult would be me on an island where I could summon naked hookers with a ritual.
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Sep 20, 2017 03:03
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Malthuras posted:Way too many questions. My cult would be me on an island where I could summon naked hookers with a ritual. why would you summon hookers if you were the cult leader on the island
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Malthuras posted:Way too many questions. My cult would be me on an island where I could summon naked hookers with a ritual. You don't have to answer all of them, or any of them!! They are there to HELP YOU THINK ABOUT THE SITUATION
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Sep 20, 2017 03:07
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it's basically just an MLM but i get to have sex with anyone i want
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Sep 20, 2017 03:07
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we sell bottled water.
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:why would you summon hookers if you were the cult leader on the island I'd rather be alone on the islands, and the hookers would go away once we were done.
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What is your cult's name? Just Another Snake Cult What is your cult famous for? Free drugs obscure Conan the Barbarian references What are your cult's values? Hallucinogens are a sacrament Be excellent to one another (includes animals) Self-Expression is the highest form of thought What does the public think your cult's values are? Militant drug smugglers How does your cult combat suspicions, based on historical cults, that you shelter pedophiles? The rule goes: Half his age plus seven is the lowest he may go. How do you prevent, or encourage, your cultists from/to engage in murder? 'Helter Skelter' needs to be spelled correctly this time. Is abortion okay in your cult? Alcohol? Whole grains? Abortion is an unfortunate setback for the cult's membership but its also a blessing in disguise and should be supported in the long-term. Alcohol is referred to as 'spirits' because you evoke the spirits after imbibing liquor, for good or ill. Whole grains are better for you than bleached grains. Does your cult have characteristic clothing? Tie-Die and hemp Are cultists allowed to continue to play EVE Online? So long as they stop smoking indoors and switch to vaping. It's better for the computers. To what extent does your cult hide its activities, and more importantly, taxable earnings, from the government? Taxable earnings? We don't sell sacrament. Does your cult allow people of all backgrounds, races, and former creeds? Native North and South Amerindians preferred. Please inquire within for a guaranteed position in our botanicals department. What will you do if a follower has a bigger willy than your is? Roll it up and smoke it.
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Pick posted:You don't have to answer all of them, or any of them!! They are there to HELP YOU THINK ABOUT THE SITUATION I'm pretty sure it can be a cult if I'm the only one in the cult right?
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Malthuras posted:I'd rather be alone on the islands, and the hookers would go away once we were done. Malthuras posted:I'm pretty sure it can be a cult if I'm the only one in the cult right? Yup
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Pick posted:You've decided your only way forward in life is to become a cult leader. Not a bad choice! There are a lot of aimless, depressed people out there with no hope. Perfect cult fodder. So my question is, what's your cult like?
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Sep 20, 2017 03:11
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Something like jonestown but more fortified of a compound and no suicide pact would be pretty nice. For me at least, as the cult leader.
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Sep 20, 2017 03:13
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my cult plays football against other cult leaders cults. afterschool and sometimes on weekends.
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Sep 20, 2017 03:14
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My cult is called Something Awful. It's famous for being inclusive, intimidating, and cruel. It values humor, regardless of target, above all else. The public thinks it values memes and mockery. By stigmatizing Reddit's pedophiles, it distracts from rampant sexism. Alcohol and weed use is strongly encouraged. Clothing with cryptic messages known only to the cult is sold. No one is allowed to post on any other forum ever, or they will be shunned. Cult members post in constant fear of punishment. Members are constantly told that if they leave the cult their willy will fall off.
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Sep 20, 2017 03:14
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I would never be a part of any cult that would have me as a member
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Sep 20, 2017 03:35
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The answer to every category is Boobs.
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What is your cult's name? The Progenitors Of The Sixth Race, so-called because we herald the coming of the Sixth Race of Man, who will be hermaphrodites and beyond the gender duality that the Atlantean and Aryan races and their sub-races were subject to. Like the earlier races the Sixth Race will be hermaphroditic and androgynous, but while the Hyperboreans and Lemurians were crudely asexual and represent the primordial state before the disintegration into opposites, the Sixth Race shall arise from a unity of these opposites into a superior fusion, akin to the Great Works of the esteemed alchemists who took crude base metals and, after the processes of nigredo, albedo, citrinitas, and finally rubedo, transmuted pure gold. The Sixth Race is, metaphorically speaking, further along in the process to producing this perfected humanity, represented today by trans people and gender non-conformists of all kinds.  What is your cult famous for? Transgender supremacy What are your cult's values? Transgender supremacy What does the public think your cult's values are? The banal, mundane cisgender public doesnt know about us. But they will soon. Remember, to usher in the Sixth Race we must follow the alchemical steps, beginning with nigrido, which is the disintegration and decomposition of the current race. The...cleansing... How does your cult combat suspicions, based on historical cults, that you shelter pedophiles? Since pedophiles are universally cis people, we have no need to worry about this. Pedophiles, as cis people, will be dealt with in due time. How do you prevent, or encourage, your cultists from/to engage in murder? The time for murder is not yet at hand. Is abortion okay in your cult? Alcohol? Whole grains? Abortion is okay but we prefer if people have kids so that we can force hormones upon them. Our society has no strong policies regarding alchohol or whole grains. Does your cult have characteristic clothing? Not as such but online we make heavy use of opposite sex avatars and usernames. To what extent does your cult hide its activities, and more importantly, taxable earnings, from the government? We are the government. Does your cult allow people of all backgrounds, races, and former creeds? Yes. Except cis people. What will you do if a follower has a bigger willy than your is? Impossible. Our society is ranked by size of sex organs. Those with the biggest girldicks and the grandest mansnatches are the high priests and priestesses. Blue Star fucked around with this message at 03:48 on Sep 20, 2017 |
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Sep 20, 2017 03:45
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i plan to lead a horde of cannibals who wear stick-on razor sharp metal fingernails. we'll call ourselves the magpies and descend on suburbanites as they get out of their car at trader joes, stripping them to the bone in under 4 minutes
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Sep 20, 2017 03:53
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My cult is better than yours, drat right its better than yours, I could preach it but Id have to charge.
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Sep 20, 2017 03:56
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Barudak posted:My cult is better than yours, drat right its better than yours, I could preach it but Id have to charge.
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Sep 20, 2017 03:59
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We just get together and do a bunch of drugs. We filed the paperwork for church status just because we were stoned and thought it would be funny. Once a month, we watch "Big Trouble in Little China."
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Sep 20, 2017 04:00
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My cult would be modeled after one of the ancient greek /roman cults that did crazy sex stuff. It would pretty much be a tax exempt strip club.
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Sep 20, 2017 04:04
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dog petting cult. pet all the dogs
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What is your cult's name? Pandemic Legion What is your cult famous for? Losing a Revenant What are your cult's values? Adderall and Reddit What does the public think your cult's values are? Pretty much Adderall and Reddit How does your cult combat suspicions, based on historical cults, that you shelter pedophiles? So what if we do, we're a cult How do you prevent, or encourage, your cultists from/to engage in murder? A lot of metagaming and some social engineering. For a while it was the logserver til Rocket X talked about it and hosed that up Is abortion okay in your cult? Alcohol? Whole grains? Yes, Yes, N/A Does your cult have characteristic clothing? XXXXL shirts and newsboy caps Are cultists allowed to continue to play EVE Online? Mandatory To what extent does your cult hide its activities, and more importantly, taxable earnings, from the government? RMT is really more of a grey area Does your cult allow people of all backgrounds, races, and former creeds? Yeah we're mostly former Black Legion What will you do if a follower has a bigger willy than your is? I don't have one so I'm kind of exempt. It is a prerequisite of actual and de facto leaders to chop their balls and dick off.
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Pick posted:You've decided your only way forward in life is to become a cult leader. Not a bad choice! There are a lot of aimless, depressed people out there with no hope. Perfect cult fodder. So my question is, what's your cult like? I'm not going to make your cult for you, Pick
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Away all Goats posted:dog petting cult.
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Why are you asking so many questions, Pick? What are you doing with all of this information?
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Sep 20, 2017 04:09
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We Know Catheters posted:Why are you asking so many questions, Pick? What are you doing with all of this information? You asked me the same thing the other day, are you paranoid or what?
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Sep 20, 2017 04:13
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my cult is better than your cult, we've got eight cars and a house in Ireland
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Sep 20, 2017 04:49
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its a furry cult where we all dress up in animal costumes and yiff a bunch
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Sep 20, 2017 04:51
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Cults are just a way for creepy dudes who can't talk a chick into sex into getting sex by default. 
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My cult is F A L G S C
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