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Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
I'm going bitcoins, then milf mlm wraps that have herbal things.

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gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler
Pillbug
Selling your plasma.

Tricky D
Apr 1, 2005

I love um!
run a VBS

DrPlump
Oct 5, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Drug trading forum with lowtax taking 5% cut.

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004

Something Awful University

9 month course on how to poo poo post.

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

Goon Sperm Bank

HELLBITCH
Sep 15, 2017

bad at posting
Internet comedy forum

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

ruddiger posted:

Something Awful University

9 month course on how to poo poo post.

The graduation ceremony is that you are born

Lena Dunham
Sep 19, 2017

Mangosteen affiliate program

Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"


Hoodies that just say "ISIS"

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
Lotsa fresh registerees coming in to share. Good deal! We welcome all voices here. Let's right this ship!

HELLBITCH
Sep 15, 2017

bad at posting
Professional You-Tube maker

Jabberlock
Nov 29, 2014



Working

Fenrir
Apr 26, 2005

I found my kendo stick, bitch!

Lipstick Apathy
Selling homegrown goon porn.

HELLBITCH
Sep 15, 2017

bad at posting
Skyrim modding

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


SA branded fresh meal-kit delivery service that's only gas station taquitos, frozen white castle burger two-packs, and a warm can of Full Throttle energy drink.

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
Abandon the forums, leaving power to a bunch of thin-skinned humorless fussbudgets

Bill Barber
Aug 26, 2015

Hot Rope Guy
Extremely lazily making merchandise out of forums memes from 12 years ago that no one except him actually finds funny.

Son of Rodney
Feb 22, 2006

ohmygodohmygodohmygod

Making merch that people have been wanting for years but use the shittiest way to make and sell them possibly, so it's way too expensive and lowtax get's next to nothing for it.

Son of Rodney
Feb 22, 2006

ohmygodohmygodohmygod

Bill Barber posted:

Extremely lazily making merchandise out of forums memes from 12 years ago that no one except him actually finds funny.

Also when asking people if they want tshirts with a cartoon dinosaur or bunny with guns on it, ignore everyone saying "umm im kinda a grown person now so ni" and make it anyway.

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

Rebrand somethingawful as a Sopranos fan site.

Sweaty IT Nerd fucked around with this message at 03:04 on Sep 21, 2017

HELLBITCH
Sep 15, 2017

bad at posting
Fake spaceships

er, no thats actually a good way to make money

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Son of Rodney posted:

Making merch that people have been wanting for years but use the shittiest way to make and sell them possibly, so it's way too expensive and lowtax get's next to nothing for it.
First he has to workshop the designs with the community, then proceed to ignore every single one that users want. Like even if users post copyright-free versions of what he's suggesting to make, complete with the words "I will buy this design" accompanying it, he still has to go with the shittiest designs from his OP because he already committed to a print run or something similarly stupid.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

mind the walrus posted:

First he has to workshop the designs with the community, then proceed to ignore every single one that users want. Like even if users post copyright-free versions of what he's suggesting to make, complete with the words "I will buy this design" accompanying it, he still has to go with the shittiest designs from his OP because he already committed to a print run or something similarly stupid.

This is not constructive. lovely ideas of your own plz

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
If he wanted to go for more topical meme shirts, he should have gone for the teespring model where you take orders with a time limit and then do a single run. Especially since the typical buying pattern is going to be like that anyway - something new goes up and people order it, then they don't buy it no more.

That said, I am happy that he is makign an effort and hopefully he learns from his mistakes in the future. Nobody gets thigns perfect the first time.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

A giant dog that sings

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

A 10bux towel that doesn't even include instructions on how to fold it into a diaper

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Something Awful brand mac and cheese boxes that come with nothing inside

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
Charge people money to say the words "nazi" or "Trump".

scott zoloft
Dec 7, 2015

yeah same

Burt Sexual posted:

I'm going bitcoins, then milf mlm wraps that have herbal things.

there should be a javascript miner embedded into every page that uses your PC's idle cycles to mine coins to make lowtax anywhere up to 2 dollars that's what I think

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

OXBALLS DOT COM posted:

If he wanted to go for more topical meme shirts, he should have gone for the teespring model where you take orders with a time limit and then do a single run. Especially since the typical buying pattern is going to be like that anyway - something new goes up and people order it, then they don't buy it no more.

That said, I am happy that he is makign an effort and hopefully he learns from his mistakes in the future. Nobody gets thigns perfect the first time.

Plz don't poo poo up this thread too. Ideas plz

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
Men's nightshirts and those long pointy hats with a puff at the end.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

$15 a minute 1-900 number where dad gay so what rants about Elvis to you.

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
Realistic metal grenade sculptures

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

goatse christmas ornaments

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

scott zoloft posted:

there should be a javascript miner embedded into every page that uses your PC's idle cycles to mine coins to make lowtax anywhere up to 2 dollars that's what I think

I've heard of those riches. Makes too much to qualify here.

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

Squid ranch.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

OXBALLS DOT COM posted:

Realistic metal grenade sculptures

That would sell

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Do it yourself origami kits that are just old OfficeMax brand printer paper reams that come with no instructions

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HELLBITCH
Sep 15, 2017

bad at posting

Title says worst ideas.

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