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Ruggan
Feb 20, 2007
WHAT THAT SMELL LIKE?!


Oh... you didn't hear?

Yea we are either getting hit by Nibiru tomorrow or the rapture is going to begin.

Nice knowing you guys. I'll be eating otter pops with Jesus this time tomorrow.

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goethe.cx
Apr 23, 2014


finally

Emmideer
Oct 20, 2011

Lovely night, no?
Grimey Drawer
Nobiru Thanku.

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Is this another hurricane

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


Rest in power humanity

Navin Johnson
Mar 1, 2016

EugeneJ posted:

Is this another hurricane

No it's a non-existant planet.

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





actually the world is beginning tomorrow

the holy poopacy
May 16, 2009

hey! check this out
Fun Shoe
Oh poo poo, better go crank one out while the crankin's still good.

bag em and tag em
Nov 4, 2008
oh ok. sounds good. what time?

Butter Hole
Dec 8, 2011

tomorrow is my birthday and I'm going out with some friends to celebrate, can the world wait until sunday to end, TIA

macdonal hamborkles
Mar 29, 2010

Twerk it good!
I hope It's both OP

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Christians 'Я' Dumb

Trump.mp4
Feb 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
like if we do I want you all to admit science was just loving with everyone right before it happens because lol why can't we see a giant planet about to smash into us tomorrow huh?

Tolkien minority
Feb 14, 2012


if i accept jesus as my savior before i go to bed tonight do i get raptured

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
Do you think the taint reaper is going to become the taint rapture?

Verisimilidude
Dec 20, 2006

Strike quick and hurry at him,
not caring to hit or miss.
So that you dishonor him before the judges



I loving hope so OP

titty fat pizza
Jan 1, 2013
Thanks Nobiru

Trump.mp4
Feb 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
im saying the sky is a painting thats why we can't tell we are about to get smashed by a giant loving planet

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

What if Hitler invented the BMW i3 Subcompact Electric car?

Casimir Radon posted:

Christians 'Я' Dumb

My favorite thing is whenever there is some loony Christian predicting the end of the world a bunch of other Christians dogpile into the comment section saying "Actually the bible says only God knows when the world is ending, man will never know :smug: " like sure, that makes tons more sense in the bullshit we pulled out of our rear end competition.

Lauroon Kyanka
Sep 17, 2017

*trips on a ladybug*

*dies of old age*
judgment day? only Lowtax can judge me.

edit: and his son slick goku baby

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Tolkien minority posted:

if i accept jesus as my savior before i go to bed tonight do i get raptured

No, there's a 48 hour probationary period before you get full benefits.

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.
It's nice that they scheduled it for the weekend.

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

Pawn 17 posted:

actually the world is beginning tomorrow

This is the Conjunction of the Spheres.

Teikanmi
Dec 16, 2006

by R. Guyovich

Verisimilidude posted:

I loving hope so OP

DrPlump
Oct 5, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
I'm Atheist so I'll be fine thanks.

rezatahs
Jun 9, 2001

by Smythe

Navin Johnson posted:

No it’s a non-existant planet.

it's actually the core of the former planet between mars and Jupiter

myDad
Jan 20, 2010

ce n'est pas ma mère
College Slice
Good thing I already got my ticket for the NUmber Nine express

Over There
Jun 28, 2013

by Azathoth

quote:

Nasa points out that the catastrophe was initially predicted for May 2003 but it didn’t so it was moved to December 2012.

lmao

Scrotum Modem
Sep 12, 2014

you cannot judge the goatman. Only the goatman can judge you.

and on that note, I plan on being stoned as all hell tomorrow reading about christian epic fails all day.

Instruction Manuel
May 15, 2007

Yes, it is what it looks like!

myDad posted:

Good thing I already got my ticket for the NUmber Nine express

Hopefully it's not a forgery!


Lol, how do you just reschedule an extinction event?

N. Senada
May 17, 2011

My kidneys are busted
I was going to have sex tomorrow and this is really bumming me out op

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
nibiru mad?

Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004

Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates
College Slice
I'm gon gently caress den

Deadbeat Poetry
Mar 6, 2004

Sorry if my costume scared you

Tolkien minority posted:

if i accept jesus as my savior before i go to bed tonight do i get raptured

Ya


Three Olives posted:

"Actually the bible says only God knows when the world is ending, man will never know :smug: " like sure, that makes tons more sense in the bullshit we pulled out of our rear end competition.

Well.. yeah, it does make a lot more sense that God would know we he decides to get his smiting on and that a dingbat numerologist doesn't

Neutrino
Mar 8, 2006

Fallen Rib
The earth is flat, dummy.

Navin Johnson
Mar 1, 2016

Is Nibiru flat?

Ruggan
Feb 20, 2007
WHAT THAT SMELL LIKE?!


N. Senada posted:

I was going to have sex tomorrow and this is really bumming me out op

riiiiight

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams
So, how long is all this going to take? I got poo poo to do tomorrow.

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Navin Johnson posted:

Is Nibiru flat?
It's like a squid parrot, according to documentary series Scooby-Doo: Mystery Incorporated.

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Butter Hole
Dec 8, 2011

FactsAreUseless posted:

It's like a squid parrot, according to documentary series Scooby-Doo: Mystery Incorporated.

I prefer the spinoff, Scooby-Doo: Miami, but SDMI is pretty solid.

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