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what are the best owns ever? many will follow few will remain. i humbly sumbit https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-3CJNXyDUp0
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"Sorry about your thread, OP"
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how many eggs did smash mouth eat?
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hardly any, because guy fieri made them all but inedible (as is his specialty)
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Sultan Mehmed IV to the Zaporozhian Cossacks: As the Sultan; son of Muhammad; brother of the sun and moon; grandson and viceroy of God; ruler of the kingdoms of Macedonia, Babylon, Jerusalem, Upper and Lower Egypt; emperor of emperors; sovereign of sovereigns; extraordinary knight, never defeated; steadfast guardian of the tomb of Jesus Christ; trustee chosen by God Himself; the hope and comfort of Muslims; confounder and great defender of Christians - I command you, the Zaporogian Cossacks, to submit to me voluntarily and without any resistance, and to desist from troubling me with your attacks. --Turkish Sultan Mehmed IV Reply: Zaporozhian Cossacks to the Turkish Sultan! O sultan, Turkish devil and damned devil's kith and kin, secretary to Lucifer himself. What the devil kind of knight are thou, that canst not slay a hedgehog with your naked arse? The devil shits, and your army eats. Thou shalt not, thou son of a whore, make subjects of Christian sons; we have no fear of your army, by land and by sea we will battle with thee, gently caress thy mother. Thou Babylonian scullion, Macedonian wheelwright, brewer of Jerusalem, goat-fucker of Alexandria, swineherd of Greater and Lesser Egypt, pig of Armenia, Podolian thief, catamite of Tartary, hangman of Kamyanets, and fool of all the world and underworld, an idiot before God, grandson of the Serpent, and the crick in our dick. Pig's snout, mare's arse, slaughterhouse cur, unchristened brow, screw thine own mother! So the Zaporozhians declare, you lowlife. You won't even be herding pigs for the Christians. Now we'll conclude, for we don't know the date and don't own a calendar; the moon's in the sky, the year with the Lord, the day's the same over here as it is over there; for this kiss our arse! - Koshovyi otaman Ivan Sirko, with the whole Zaporozhian Host.
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so you work from home op?
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A laconic phrase may be used for efficiency (as in military jargon), for philosophical reasons (especially among thinkers who believe in minimalism, such as Stoics), or to better deflate a pompous individual (a famous example being at the Battle of Thermopylae). One prominent example involves Philip II of Macedon, who after invading southern Greece and receiving the submission of other key city-states, sent a message to Sparta: You are advised to submit without further delay, for if I bring my army into your land, I will destroy your farms, slay your people, and raze your city.[3] The Spartan ephors replied with a single word: If. Subsequently, neither Philip nor his son Alexander the Great attempted to capture the city. Philip is also recorded as approaching Sparta on another (?) occasion and asking whether he should come as friend or foe; the reply was "Neither"
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:Subsequently, neither Philip nor his son Alexander the Great attempted to capture the city. Philip is also recorded as approaching Sparta on another (?) occasion and asking whether he should come as friend or foe; the reply was "Neither" This is it, the greatest own
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Whooping Crabs posted:Sultan Mehmed IV to the Zaporozhian Cossacks: this one loving rules too
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gary oldmans diary posted:
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ikanreed posted:"Sorry about your thread, OP"
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Infrateal posted:in world war I primitive tanks carried bundles of sticks on the front of their hulls which they dropped into trenches so they could cross them and the term for these objects is "fascines" but they could also be termed "enormous faggots" and basically if a wwI tank ever goes to mars and needs to cross the Valles Marineris it should strap heebie-gbs to the front of its hull
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Triticum Guzzler posted:youll never sustain a sicker burn than the insane + brutal carpet-borne friction from backpedalling after the worm turned on your fucker moron hotdog altriusm. your legs flailed in ever gayer circles fred flintstone style as you raced from the lego den to the computer room to let people know that your self appointed ambassadorial duties plus the time and money you spent trying to take more professional photographs of ersatz retard hotdogs were all part of your incredible joke. you cannot save face or be even remotely not gay.
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:this one loving rules too agreed
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When General Anime met Krusty at Nakatomi Plaza https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-NiZanmB5c Jedah fucked around with this message at 03:27 on Sep 25, 2017 |
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Jedah posted:When General Anime met Krusty lmao
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Jedah posted:When General Anime met Krusty at Nakatomi Plaza What. The. gently caress. Fyad fanvids
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After all the posting, oh so much posting, this one comment announced that it was all officially over and everyone should go home that there was nothing to see here.
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guy fieri and that shark mascot owned jon docevil hendren clean off the forums
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This is excellent but Whooping Crabs posted:Sultan Mehmed IV to the Zaporozhian Cossacks: lol at the ur mom jokes and also we don't own a calendar
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"Sic semper tyrannis!"
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i saw a yellow ferrari once
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Koyaanisgoatse posted:that entire thread was loving legendary Two great posters who- wouldn't you know it- don't post here anymore.
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