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How will Braun/Brock end?
Braun wins cleany as everyone celebrates with their arms raised over their heads screaming to the pityless heavens
Brock wins cleanly and we maybe see him two more times this year
2017 WWE F**k Finish
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Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002
Tonight, WWE Presents No Mercy:



Apollo Creed vs The Singing Hobo



The Miz vs 2nd Generation ROGUE Game Protagonist



A cuppa haters



Non Saiyan pity Goku vs Frieza



The Butchers vs Team Fusion Dance



Emma, Bayley, Alexa, Sahsa, Nia Women's Fatal Five Way Championship Match respect women



Mr Catchphrase vs Mr In-Denial About His Own Catchphrases



BRAUUUUUUNNNNN vs BROOOOOOOCCCCKKKK

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dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

cross post

TONIGHT

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Braun vs Brock is gonna loving rule.

dromal phrenia posted:

cross post

TONIGHT



See, this post from the future proves it!

Spiffster
Oct 7, 2009

I'm good... I Haven't slept for a solid 83 hours, but yeah... I'm good...


Lipstick Apathy

dromal phrenia posted:

cross post

TONIGHT



The only option. Better happen

Also when does this poo poo start tonight? 7 or 8

DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

OFFICIAL RACIST
imo people should be trying to get pinned in the womens title match. unless its sasha. then she'll lose it tomorrow night to alexa again.

asuka is probably going to squash whoever is champion when she debuts, and nobody is ready to be murdered by her.

Spiffster
Oct 7, 2009

I'm good... I Haven't slept for a solid 83 hours, but yeah... I'm good...


Lipstick Apathy

DarkstarIV posted:

imo people should be trying to get pinned in the womens title match. unless its sasha. then she'll lose it tomorrow night to alexa again.

asuka is probably going to squash whoever is champion when she debuts, and nobody is ready to be murdered by her.

If they make Asuka anything but a powerhouse they are misusing her. So I can't wait for her to be a jobber on the main roster because 9/10 NXT stars become utter jokes when they move up... :negative:

DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

OFFICIAL RACIST

Spiffster posted:

If they make Asuka anything but a powerhouse they are misusing her. So I can't wait for her to be a jobber on the main roster because 9/10 NXT stars become utter jokes when they move up... :negative:

vince apparently sees her as a goldberg/braun/brock type character, and triple h will probably have a hand in her booking, so im remaining cautiously optimistic.

Spiffster
Oct 7, 2009

I'm good... I Haven't slept for a solid 83 hours, but yeah... I'm good...


Lipstick Apathy

DarkstarIV posted:

vince apparently sees her as a goldberg/braun/brock type character, and triple h will probably have a hand in her booking, so im remaining cautiously optimistic.

Explain Nia then :sigh:

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

oh man, if Alexa and BBBRRRRRRAAAAAAAUUUUUUNNNN both win, I'm gonna be strutting for weeks

Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002

Spiffster posted:

Explain Nia then :sigh:

Nia is a sloppy & inexperienced hoss, Asuka's one of the best women wrestlers in the world.

SatoshiMiwa
May 6, 2007


This is probably the best card in terms of length and matches the WWE has for a main roster show in awhile. So lets see if booking can ruin it!

Midnightghoul
Oct 1, 2003

COME ON DON'T BE SCURRED
If anyone loving kneels during this event I'm cancelling my network sub

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

i plan on sitting for the duration of the ppv, personally

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

Midnightghoul posted:

If anyone loving kneels during this event I'm cancelling my network sub

dont worry your precious little heart, they'd be fired on the spot.

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

My mom and I are watching No Mercy together tonight. She knows how much I love Roman. I told her if Roman looses to Cena tonight I would legit cry. She said if I do she would slap me. Lol. I guess I’ll be prepared. Fingers crossed Roman wins tonight. I will be pissed if Cena wins.

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

BBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNN

rovert
Jun 10, 2013
https://twitter.com/Strobogo/status/902420553079951362

drrockso20
May 6, 2013

Has Not Actually Done Cocaine
Okay I've got a deal for anyone in this thread with an active Network subscription, if you lend me your sign in info so I can watch No Mercy tonight(and some other Network content possibly till I can renew my subscription in October), I will buy you :10bux: worth of something(preferably on Steam or PSN, but I'm open to other suggestions) at the start of October when I get paid

TwoDogs1Cup
May 28, 2008

DOUGIE DOUGIE DOUGIE! MY LOVE, HE MAKES MY EMPTY HEART FULL! DOUGIE! THE BEST FOREVER THE BEST DOUGIEEE! <3 <3 - TwoDougies1Cup
Braun HAS to win

I mean surely???

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord
Is Bray really Frieza and not like, I dunno, Guldo or something.

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUN

checksin
Nov 23, 2006

I joined the new sensation, the #RXT REVOLUTION~!

:chillout:

he knows...
bray is captain ginyu

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
Time for another great WWE PPV, I can't wait to tune in to see

*checks card, sighs*

I dunno, fuckin Braun and Cena should be fun matches at least if they're not just squashes?

checksin
Nov 23, 2006

I joined the new sensation, the #RXT REVOLUTION~!

:chillout:

he knows...
nia jax is captain ginyu when he's in bulma's body

Erebus
Jul 13, 2001

Okay... Keep your head, Steve boy...

I hope Braun wins in the epic main event match against WWE booking

is pepsi ok
Oct 23, 2002

Braun is really loving big. Like tremendously big. You know how big Brock Lesnar is? Well Braun is even bigger than that, by a lot.

Edit: I feel like I'm not really emphasizing enough how large this man is.

Big Coffin Hunter
Aug 13, 2005

I feel like one of the two mains ends in a DQ or complete bullshit

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

Spiffster posted:

The only option. Better happen

Also when does this poo poo start tonight? 7 or 8

kickoff is 8 est

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord

shiksa posted:

kickoff is 8 est

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

oh dur well thats on me. for some reason i thought the network would adjust to my time zone like every other website does.

Dangerous Person
Apr 4, 2011

Not dead yet
I am excited for the Sunday Night Main Event Big Boy Fight

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

you're allowed to talk about cuss words in here

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Asuka is old and has a muffin top. She's going to be a jobber.


Cavauro posted:

you're allowed to talk about cuss words in here

Oh good then we can talk about YOU!


I'm sorry, that was cruel.

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
i love muffins

TERRIBLE SHITLORD
Oct 20, 2005


MY NIGGA HAVE
YOU TRIED LSD



Why are they all looking at me like I told a really racist joke at their dinner party.

DukeofCA
Aug 18, 2011

I am shocked and appalled.

TERRIBLE SHITLORD posted:




Why are they all looking at me like I told a really racist joke at their dinner party.

Are you Jinder?

Erebus
Jul 13, 2001

Okay... Keep your head, Steve boy...


What was the footnote attached to those asterisks?

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug

Aphrodite posted:

Asuka is old and has a muffin top. She's going to be a jobber.


Oh good then we can talk about YOU!


I'm sorry, that was cruel.

muffin tops are good, idiot

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

Erebus posted:

What was the footnote attached to those asterisks?

Copyright symbols, not asterisks

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dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

i feel like any muffin tops on female wrestlers could be solved by making their tights just slightly less, uh, tight

of course asuka will just layer lingerie onto it so :shrug:

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