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numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

yet so bright

mods?

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goethe.cx
Apr 23, 2014


it's a big hot ball of :gas:

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

theres a poo poo load of star wars fanfictions but why isnt there a poo poo load of GODFATHER fanfiction??

mods?????

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

This guy never saw Goodfellas

COMRADES
Apr 3, 2017

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IFS4U1ktjtI

Dr. Dogballs Jr.
Jun 9, 2014

the angriest sex machine
it loses 7% of its mass (4,000,000,000 kg/s) over its lifetime so its tinier every timw you look

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

...and the pitch! posted:

This guy never saw Goodfellas
ive seen goodfellas and casino like a million times

Xtra Innings Lovin
Nov 11, 2016

numberoneposter posted:

ive seen goodfellas and casino like a million times

Huge if true. Both are a few hours long, so a few hours times a million must make op very old and wise

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Xtra Innings Lovin posted:

Huge if true. Both are a few hours long, so a few hours times a million must make op very old and wise
its true. i am ray liota and marty and also decaprio.

BluesShaman
Apr 25, 2016

She wore Blue Velvet.

Koyaanisgoatse posted:

it's a big hot ball of :gas:

Actually it's plasma.

:goonsay:

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

BluesShaman posted:

Actually it's plasma.
/

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
its bc its so far away op. try looking at it with a telescope

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

Dr. Dogballs Jr. posted:

it loses 7% of its mass (4,000,000,000 kg/s) over its lifetime so its tinier every timw you look

wb

The Grimace
Sep 18, 2005

Are you a BigMac of imbeciles!?

Enfield posted:

its bc its so far away op. try looking at it with a telescope

If your eyes start to hurt, that just means it's working.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!


berth ell pup
Mar 20, 2017

I am a business magnet.
the king of pain

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



numberoneposter posted:

theres a poo poo load of star wars fanfictions but why isnt there a poo poo load of GODFATHER fanfiction??

mods?????

I got a kindle unlimited subscription not long ago and searched for books about organized crime and got a whole lot of books about guys in the mafia who never wear shirts. I think you're not looking hard enough.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

William Henry Hairytaint posted:

unlimited organized crime about guys in the mafia who never wear shirts. I think you're hard enough.
:jackbud:

Trump.mp4
Feb 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
everyone is blind from the eclipse anyways

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
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That's a bold claim op. Genesplicer might try to coerce you into not saying that anymore.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

That's a bold claim op. Genesplicer might try to coerce you into not saying that anymore.
hey gene im chewing gum in class lol but i brougt enought for everybody

*takes gum out of pocket only to reveal a big middle finger*

:flipoff: :flip:

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
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numberoneposter posted:

hey gene im chewing gum in class lol but i brougt enought for everybody

*takes gum out of pocket only to reveal a big middle finger*

:flipoff: :flip:

*stuffs a whole pouch of big league chew in my mouth at the same time* :mmmsmug:

Percelus
Sep 9, 2012

My command, your wish is

Dr. Dogballs Jr. posted:

it loses 7% of its mass (4,000,000,000 kg/s) over its lifetime so its tinier every timw you look

much like your penis

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Percelus
Sep 9, 2012

My command, your wish is

i loving hate garfield that cat is a fat jerk

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Percelus posted:

i loving hate garfield that cat is a fat jerk

hes my favorite im going to get a garf tattooo

Trump.mp4
Feb 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Heathcliff is way better than Garfield. He is his own cat he doesn't wait around for some geeky spaz loser to feed him he robs stores himself.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

garfield is more about the idea of garfield

big fat orange cat

Trump.mp4
Feb 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Garfield hates Mondays and so do the rest of us and he has been riding that poo poo for years and I'm sick of it.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

exactly

even thiough he doesnt even have a job lol

i like dilbert too but gently caress thats not a good tattoo

something about the big fat orange sociopathic cat

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
I can literally cover the sun up with my thumb. Hey! I think found a new moon! :downs:

Trump.mp4
Feb 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

I can literally cover the sun up with my thumb. Hey! I think found a new moon! :downs:

lol dont look at your thumb during that or you will go blind, better buy a $50 set of glasses to use for 2 minutes and spend thousands of dollars driving to wisconsin sucker

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

I can literally cover the sun up with my thumb. Hey! I think found a new moon! :downs:
this is a good tip

a pro-tip

Xtra Innings Lovin
Nov 11, 2016

Trump.mp4 posted:

Garfield hates Mondays and so do the rest of us

Good stuff. Literally rolling on the floor laughing after reading this. Monday's indeed!

Percelus
Sep 9, 2012

My command, your wish is

i like to think that fritz the cat, garfield and heathcliff killed each other in a mexican standoff

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

Fat Freddy's cat is the orange cat for me.

Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004

Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates
College Slice
I'm arcturas

Percelus
Sep 9, 2012

My command, your wish is

Hardawn posted:

I'm arcturas

prove it

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Trump.mp4 posted:

lol dont look at your thumb during that or you will go blind, better buy a $50 set of glasses to use for 2 minutes and spend thousands of dollars driving to wisconsin sucker

But I could just put my thumb closer to my face and cover the whole thing up. Or um, hold my thumb bigger to my face I mean. :shrug:

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i like that
May 22, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
I get major misogynist vibes from Garfield. He's a bastard, that's for sure.

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