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I received a text from "Mark Zuckerberg" this morning Mark Zuckergerb knows me and is interested in my winning success and really wants to help me get that prize. If he's so interested in me then why doesn't he acknowledge me when I bump into him in the coffee room of our shared headquarters Maybe someday Mr. Gerb will notice me
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# ? Sep 25, 2017 14:12 |
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Strapping myself in on the ground floor. Classic general bull poo poo is back, baby! Five golden manbabies for you goon sir
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# ? Sep 25, 2017 14:14 |
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GBS, help me help myself by giving Mr. Gerb responsible human interaction and communication.
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# ? Sep 25, 2017 14:15 |
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You must be a very important man op
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# ? Sep 25, 2017 14:15 |
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Don't be mean to the zuck OP
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# ? Sep 25, 2017 14:15 |
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don't doxx him
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# ? Sep 25, 2017 14:17 |
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hitchensgoespop posted:Don't be mean to the zuck OP The least he could do is, like.. nod at me in the elevator.
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# ? Sep 25, 2017 14:18 |
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# ? Sep 25, 2017 14:18 |
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I'm sure Zuckerberg lives in a $35,000 house https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/22-Averill-St-Saint-Johnsville-NY-13452/31061944_zpid/ the poor guy who lives at that address
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# ? Sep 25, 2017 14:19 |
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I blame Google.
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# ? Sep 25, 2017 14:21 |
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bad thread
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# ? Sep 25, 2017 14:22 |
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ask him why he eats his toast dry out of the toaster
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# ? Sep 25, 2017 14:22 |
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I'm going out on a limb here but I think someone is punking you.
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# ? Sep 25, 2017 14:23 |
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I said "hey" i was like "hey Google, um search 'Mark Zuckerberg ID' and see what you can find for me" and Google was like "uh, yeah first image that pops up bro" and I said "drat it Google, why you gotta doxx this poor mans" and Google was like "I'll doxx your mom OP" and then I was like... not cool Google.
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# ? Sep 25, 2017 14:23 |
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im going to vote for him
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# ? Sep 25, 2017 14:24 |
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Cute boys sending msg is good
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# ? Sep 25, 2017 14:25 |
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The first victim of the Equifax hack: Mark Bazingaberg
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# ? Sep 25, 2017 14:27 |
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I think the scammer is asleep because I texted (650) 469-3130 as soon as you made this thread and he hasn't responded yet
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# ? Sep 25, 2017 14:28 |
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do u know jenny posted:I think the scammer is asleep because I texted (650) 469-3130 as soon as you made this thread and he hasn't responded yet
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# ? Sep 25, 2017 14:33 |
Jose posted:ask him why he eats his toast dry out of the toaster With a glass of water on the side for dipping!
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# ? Sep 25, 2017 14:39 |
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Mr. Gerb is not responding and now I'm concerned for his well being
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# ? Sep 25, 2017 14:44 |
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This would be better with a little more of a frame of reference. Why are you being a dick to Mark Zuckerfuck anyway? Seems like he is trying to be your friend. Maybe he wants you to gently caress his wife?
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# ? Sep 25, 2017 15:00 |
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935 posted:With a glass of water on the side for dipping! Pretty sure water makes bread spicy for the zuck
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# ? Sep 25, 2017 15:09 |
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Hardawn posted:Cute boys sending msg is good Not sure what this has to do with zberg
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# ? Sep 25, 2017 15:22 |
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What are the odds that a single Facebook employ doesn't call him the cockzucker when his back is turned? I'm projecting around half a percent
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# ? Sep 25, 2017 15:30 |
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chaosbreather posted:What are the odds that a single Facebook employ doesn't call him the cockzucker when his back is turned? I'm projecting around half a percent Pretty sure they call him Fuckerturd.
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# ? Sep 25, 2017 15:33 |
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Hardawn posted:Cute boys sending msg is good you should visit an optometrist
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# ? Sep 25, 2017 15:35 |
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check this out op: mark suckerberg
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# ? Sep 25, 2017 15:40 |
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The Science of Suck posted:check this out op: mark suckerberg I both see and like what you did there.
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# ? Sep 25, 2017 15:44 |
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Any slide into my dms is worth a poke
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# ? Sep 25, 2017 16:08 |
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that front page about "gentle creature" mark zuckerberg is funny as gently caress
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# ? Sep 25, 2017 16:12 |
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hello guys i went from awkward college recluse to fortune 500 power-billionaire in the span of like a year oh jesus christ who am i?? *existential meltdown*
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# ? Sep 25, 2017 16:16 |
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I can't wait to see what nickname Trump gives him
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# ? Sep 25, 2017 16:22 |
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All I know is he's giving away free prizes and just activate your apple card to go to his headquarters and collect your awesome prize so... seems like he figured himself out to some degree.
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# ? Sep 25, 2017 16:22 |
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You should probably be nicer to your future president. When he gets done buying all the votes he's gonna sic the FBI on you
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# ? Sep 25, 2017 17:25 |
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Rank: C.E.O.
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# ? Sep 25, 2017 18:02 |
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You should roleplay as a broken record and resend the scammer's exact messages back to him. That should be fun.
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# ? Sep 25, 2017 18:10 |
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Zuck finds things profitable:
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# ? Sep 25, 2017 18:11 |
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EorayMel posted:You should roleplay as a broken record and resend the scammer's exact messages back to him. That should be fun. They're not as hungry for punishment as I hoped. I'm sorry GBS for failing you. berth ell pup posted:bad thread
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# ? Sep 25, 2017 18:21 |
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fart fuckerturd
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# ? Sep 25, 2017 18:46 |