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Dick Bastardly
Aug 22, 2012

Muttley is SKYNET!!!
I received a text from "Mark Zuckerberg" this morning



Mark Zuckergerb knows me and is interested in my winning success and really wants to help me get that prize.



If he's so interested in me then why doesn't he acknowledge me when I bump into him in the coffee room of our shared headquarters :(



Maybe someday Mr. Gerb will notice me :kimchi:

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Dignity Van Houten
Jul 28, 2006

abcdefghijk
ELLAMENNO-P


Strapping myself in on the ground floor. Classic general bull poo poo is back, baby! Five golden manbabies for you goon sir

Dick Bastardly
Aug 22, 2012

Muttley is SKYNET!!!
GBS, help me help myself by giving Mr. Gerb responsible human interaction and communication.

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

You must be a very important man op

hitchensgoespop
Oct 22, 2008
Don't be mean to the zuck OP

Ein cooler Typ
Nov 26, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
don't doxx him

Dick Bastardly
Aug 22, 2012

Muttley is SKYNET!!!

hitchensgoespop posted:

Don't be mean to the zuck OP

The least he could do is, like.. nod at me in the elevator.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy

I'm sure Zuckerberg lives in a $35,000 house

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/22-Averill-St-Saint-Johnsville-NY-13452/31061944_zpid/

:rip: the poor guy who lives at that address

Dick Bastardly
Aug 22, 2012

Muttley is SKYNET!!!
I blame Google.

berth ell pup
Mar 20, 2017

I am a business magnet.
bad thread

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
ask him why he eats his toast dry out of the toaster

Neutrino
Mar 8, 2006

Fallen Rib
I'm going out on a limb here but I think someone is punking you.

Dick Bastardly
Aug 22, 2012

Muttley is SKYNET!!!
I said "hey" i was like "hey Google, um search 'Mark Zuckerberg ID' and see what you can find for me" and Google was like "uh, yeah first image that pops up bro" and I said "drat it Google, why you gotta doxx this poor mans" and Google was like "I'll doxx your mom OP" and then I was like... not cool Google.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
im going to vote for him

Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004

Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates
College Slice
Cute boys sending msg is good

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen
The first victim of the Equifax hack: Mark Bazingaberg

jenny jones fan
Dec 24, 2007
I think the scammer is asleep because I texted (650) 469-3130 as soon as you made this thread and he hasn't responded yet

Dick Bastardly
Aug 22, 2012

Muttley is SKYNET!!!

do u know jenny posted:

I think the scammer is asleep because I texted (650) 469-3130 as soon as you made this thread and he hasn't responded yet

Dignity Van Houten
Jul 28, 2006

abcdefghijk
ELLAMENNO-P


Jose posted:

ask him why he eats his toast dry out of the toaster

With a glass of water on the side for dipping!

Dick Bastardly
Aug 22, 2012

Muttley is SKYNET!!!
Mr. Gerb is not responding and now I'm concerned for his well being :ohdear:

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
This would be better with a little more of a frame of reference.

Why are you being a dick to Mark Zuckerfuck anyway? Seems like he is trying to be your friend. Maybe he wants you to gently caress his wife?

momerath
Nov 15, 2014

935 posted:

With a glass of water on the side for dipping!

Pretty sure water makes bread spicy for the zuck

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Hardawn posted:

Cute boys sending msg is good

Not sure what this has to do with zberg

chaosbreather
Dec 9, 2001

Wry and wise,
but also very sexual.

What are the odds that a single Facebook employ doesn't call him the cockzucker when his back is turned? I'm projecting around half a percent

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

chaosbreather posted:

What are the odds that a single Facebook employ doesn't call him the cockzucker when his back is turned? I'm projecting around half a percent

Pretty sure they call him Fuckerturd.

rezatahs
Jun 9, 2001

by Smythe

Hardawn posted:

Cute boys sending msg is good

you should visit an optometrist

The Science of Suck
Mar 17, 2009
check this out op: mark suckerberg

Dick Bastardly
Aug 22, 2012

Muttley is SKYNET!!!

The Science of Suck posted:

check this out op: mark suckerberg

I both see and like what you did there. :cool:

Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004

Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates
College Slice
Any slide into my dms is worth a poke

Secular Humanist
Mar 1, 2016

by Smythe
that front page about "gentle creature" mark zuckerberg is funny as gently caress

Secular Humanist
Mar 1, 2016

by Smythe
hello guys i went from awkward college recluse to fortune 500 power-billionaire in the span of like a year oh jesus christ who am i?? *existential meltdown*

T.S. Smelliot
Apr 23, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
I can't wait to see what nickname Trump gives him

Dick Bastardly
Aug 22, 2012

Muttley is SKYNET!!!
All I know is he's giving away free prizes and just activate your apple card to go to his headquarters and collect your awesome prize so... seems like he figured himself out to some degree.

mystery fluid
Feb 12, 2017

by Nyc_Tattoo
You should probably be nicer to your future president. When he gets done buying all the votes he's gonna sic the FBI on you

Genderfluent
Jul 15, 2015

Rank: C.E.O.

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
You should roleplay as a broken record and resend the scammer's exact messages back to him. That should be fun.

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.


Zuck finds things profitable:

Dick Bastardly
Aug 22, 2012

Muttley is SKYNET!!!

EorayMel posted:

You should roleplay as a broken record and resend the scammer's exact messages back to him. That should be fun.

They're not as hungry for punishment as I hoped. I'm sorry GBS for failing you.


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a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

fart fuckerturd

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