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Did you like No Mercy?
This poll is closed.
Yes, what a great show! 1 3.13%
No, it was lame. 8 25.00%
Eh, it was okay. 5 15.63%
.....braun.... :ohdear: 18 56.25%
Total: 32 votes
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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?



NO MERCY:

- Brock Lesnar defeated Braun Strowman in 9 minutes, clean with a single F5 in an okay but underwhelming match. Reports are that Braun was booed after the show went off the air.
- Enzo Amore kicked Neville in the dick and now he's the Cruiserweight Champion.
- Roman Reigns defeated John Cena in a result that was expected but feared. Cena teased this being the (beginning of the?) end of his time in WWE.
- Alexa Bliss pinned Bayley clean in a Fatal Fiveway match that Bayley was only injected into in the week before the PPV.
- Dean Ambrose and Seth Rollins retained their tag titles in the best match of the night against Sheamus and Cesaro. Cesaro smashed in his teeth during the match and it didn't slow him down in the slightest.
- Finn Balor defeated Bray Wyatt in a man vs man match, between two men.
- The Miz pinned Jason Jordan off a distraction to retain his IC Title. Jordan cut a promo saying that Miz sucked, crowd was fully behind Miz.
- Elias defeated Apollo Crews on the pre-show.



TONIGHT:

- What will happen when Reigns is the guest on a special “Miz TV” to kick off Raw?
- With a loss to Brock Lesnar, is Braun Strowman more dangerous than ever?
- What will be the fallout from chaotic Raw Woman’s Champion Fatal 5-Way Match?
- How long is the Enzo Amore Era destined to last?
- Will Jason Jordan get another opportunity at the Intercontinental Champion?

Only Cavauro knows the answers to these questions, the rest of us will have to watch tonight to find out!

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Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
I said in the other thread that I was making the thread tonight Jerusalem

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle
I hope there's a Jason Jordon segment tonight where he leans into the nepotism thing as a heel. do something c'mon the poor guy is drowning.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
RIP RacistGuidingLight, he fell to save us.

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
Jerusalem must fall

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

Bill Goldberg posted:

Jerusalem must fall

No no it's the walls of Jericho that fall. That's where the name of the move comes from!

Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002
I really should just go play Horizon or Breath of the Wind.

*boots up WoW and has Raw on the background* :sigh:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

shiksa posted:

I hope there's a Jason Jordon segment tonight where he leans into the nepotism thing as a heel. do something c'mon the poor guy is drowning.

The new normal seems to be to just ignore the fans in any given town because they're outliers who don't represent what the wider fans REALLY like/dislike... except every single week every single crowd appears to be an outlier.

Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.
J-Ru is a good mod, and my friend

Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.
Doctor WHo is bad though, and you should feel shame

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Bill Goldberg posted:

Jerusalem must fall

Don't be anti-semitic you jerk.

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon

Ragnarok the Red posted:

I really should just go play Horizon or Breath of the Wind.

*boots up WoW and has Raw on the background* :sigh:

i tried to like Horizon but i kept getting bored and stopped playing

Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.

Jerusalem posted:

The new normal seems to be to just ignore the fans in any given town because they're outliers who don't represent what the wider fans REALLY like/dislike... except every single week every single crowd appears to be an outlier.

vince's dream is a crowd filled with the westworld robots programmed to cheer for roman rains

Evil Badman
Aug 19, 2006

Skills include:
EIGHT-FOOT VERTICAL LEAP

Soothing Vapors posted:

J-Ru is a good mod, and my friend

Bill Goldberg posted:

i tried to like Horizon but i kept getting bored and stopped playing

turn monitor

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

Bill Goldberg posted:

Jerusalem must fall

If No Mercy ended with BRAUN and Alexa as champions, I was going to be crowned the new mod. But now I am lost and forsaken. I'm gonna shut up and wander in the rafters and carry a baseball bat.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Bill Goldberg posted:

i tried to like Horizon but i kept getting bored and stopped playing

I played through to the end of what I assume is the first act (becoming a Seeker) and I enjoyed it but haven't really felt any great desire to return to it since then.

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon

Jerusalem posted:

I played through to the end of what I assume is the first act (becoming a Seeker) and I enjoyed it but haven't really felt any great desire to return to it since then.

i did the exact same thing at the same point

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

The Miztourage is such a big threat that the Shield has to reform!

Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN
Hi everyone

Woodchip
Mar 28, 2010
aaaaawesome

Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.

Jerusalem posted:

I played through to the end of what I assume is the first act (becoming a Seeker) and I enjoyed it but haven't really felt any great desire to return to it since then.

that's like the end of the prologue

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
RGL should keep making those gameday threads and J-Ru should keep probating him in mho

Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.
oh god the eyebrow waggle

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
it would be really funny if Miz's kid ended up being talented

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

lol the crowd mics are off

TERRIBLE SHITLORD
Oct 20, 2005


MY NIGGA HAVE
YOU TRIED LSD
That long haired vampire rear end in a top hat keeps bringing Curt Hawkins signs to shows and I want to punch him in the throat.

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
he will punch you
he will spear you
he will punch you
he will spear you

Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002
Crowd mics now just outright muted.

But we're totally making progress!

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
roman is as awkward and desperate as me in high school

tecnocrat
Oct 5, 2003
Struggling to keep his sanity.



Say something, for the love of GOD.

bartok
May 10, 2006



If Roman likes it loud why do they turn down the crowd mics?

tweet my meat
Oct 2, 2013

yospos
The dog pound likes it loud, WOOF

Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.
beating John Cena, the guy who lost to known doofus Dean Ambrose, was the biggest win of his career instead of retiring the Undertaker

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
i retained my intercontinental champion

lamentable dustman
Apr 13, 2007

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miz beat cena at wm, he's the real top dog

bartok
May 10, 2006



Big Dog always great on the mic. He sounds so natural.

tweet my meat
Oct 2, 2013

yospos
He's about to start doing the stone cold gimmick

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

Big dog likes beer. He's just like you!

Miching Mallecho
May 24, 2010

:yeshaha:
They're trying to put Jordan with Roman :negative:

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Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
oh this is going to be really bad

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