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Boof Bonser
Jan 26, 2015

nvj is touched by your generosity!
Bump, but, seriously, I didn't want to bump this thread, I was just looking in my pocket for some change

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Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

I masturbate while hiding in the racks at Lane Bryant because I'm a normal sexual pervert, tyvm.

Lauroon Kyanka
Sep 17, 2017

*trips on a ladybug*

*dies of old age*
is onanist and onaholes the samw thing? you whipper snappers need to stop inventing new words.

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
because he heard little boys pants were half off!

Lawrence Gilchrist
Mar 31, 2010

て-お

Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Dec 22, 2005

GET LOSE, YOU CAN'T COMPARE WITH MY POWERS
oh sorry I thought this was the gape

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Drad_Bert
Jun 26, 2013

by Smythe

Boof Bonser posted:

I was walking by a school and this guy comes up to me and he's like "hey and I'm like "what?" and he's like "wanna see something cool" and I say okay. So we go around the corner and theres this baby there and he smiles at me and he's like "You know what to do" so I think about it for a second and I put the baby dick in my mouth and he's like "FREEZE!" and arrests me cause he's a cop. I was acquitted because of entrapment but Bubba stabbed me in lockup so I'm a quadriplegic now. The cop called me last week and asked me to help him with a sting operation. I'm thinking about doing it.

Drad_Bert fucked around with this message at 17:34 on Sep 26, 2017

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