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Big Mean Jerk
Jan 27, 2009

Well, of course I know him.
He's me.
Let's go the Houston Astronauts

https://twitter.com/astros/status/920367937567027200

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Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Pre-game: "Which Astros hitters need to step up?"

Uh. All of them?

TheChirurgeon
Aug 7, 2002

Remember how good you are
Taco Defender

Intruder posted:

Pre-game: "Which Astros hitters need to step up?"

Uh. All of them?

this checks out

Dr. Fraiser Chain
May 18, 2004

Redlining my shit posting machine


gently caress the Yankees!

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=
Please do the thing, Astros

Endless Trash
Aug 12, 2007


Listen here, Sonny Gray

VikingSkull
Jan 23, 2017
Look Viking you're a trash Trump supporter what the fuck makes you think you can have an avatar that isn't what I decide? Shut your fucking trap and go away. Your trolling is tiresome and just shits up the forum.
c'mon Yankees :pray:

Carlosologist
Oct 13, 2013

Revelry in the Dark

Let’s even this up then steal one off Keuchel!!

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
Pigeon switched sports, I see.

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=
That grounder was like a John Woo film with the pigeons scattering

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

God that was a terrible send. They got lucky as hell Sanchez couldn't hang on

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

~I've got that lovin' sinkin' feeling~

the popes toes
Oct 10, 2004

It's easy to forget the Human Ent is a rookie

Big Mean Jerk
Jan 27, 2009

Well, of course I know him.
He's me.
Well, that wasn't terrible

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

My word is it possible Good Lance has shown up today?

Big Mean Jerk posted:

Well, that wasn't terrible

No idea where your hate boner for Lance comes from, he's really good if he can stay healthy

TheChirurgeon
Aug 7, 2002

Remember how good you are
Taco Defender

Intruder posted:

My word is it possible Good Lance has shown up today?

Don't jinx it

Big Mean Jerk
Jan 27, 2009

Well, of course I know him.
He's me.

Intruder posted:

My word is it possible Good Lance has shown up today?


No idea where your hate boner for Lance comes from, he's really good if he can stay healthy

I don't hate him at all, I have the same concerns you do. He hasn't been particularly healthy this year and his last few outings have been mediocre.

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

=^-^=
They were asking for it with that heat map overlay

Big Mean Jerk
Jan 27, 2009

Well, of course I know him.
He's me.
The old man can still hit

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

God Marwin has been so garbage for the last several weeks

Big Mean Jerk
Jan 27, 2009

Well, of course I know him.
He's me.

Intruder posted:

God Marwin has been so garbage for the last several weeks

Except for the throw that saved Game 1

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Well I mean at the plate

He also gunned down Moreland in the ALDS

emdash
Oct 19, 2003

and?
Sonny Gay

i don't know the names of the announcers but whoever said that, nice slip of the ol tongue

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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emdash posted:

Sonny Gay

This is how my dad introduces me

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I want Springer to at least have a good AB and not, say, GIDP on the second or third pitch

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Intruder posted:

I want Springer to at least have a good AB and not, say, GIDP on the second or third pitch

WELP

Almost did it

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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Intruder posted:

I want Springer to at least have a good AB and not, say, GIDP on the second or third pitch

Welp Reddick did it instead

Big Mean Jerk
Jan 27, 2009

Well, of course I know him.
He's me.
jesus this offense :cripes:

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Kevlar v2.0 posted:

Welp Reddick did it instead

BEST OFFENSE IN BASEBALL

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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Intruder posted:

BEST OFFENSE IN BASEBALL

I feel your pain :smith::hf::smith:

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

lol the yankees garbage hit parade continues. I expect Frazier to score

the popes toes
Oct 10, 2004

Jesus, Frazier with another cockawobble hit

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

McCullers looks filthy as hell

Big Mean Jerk
Jan 27, 2009

Well, of course I know him.
He's me.

Intruder posted:

McCullers looks filthy as hell

Our starters do better when I doubt them

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Big Mean Jerk posted:

Our starters do better when I doubt them

Start doubting the lineup asap please

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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Castro hosed up defensively?????

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Kevlar v2.0 posted:

Castro hosed up defensively?????

I'll take literally anything I can get at this point

Petanque
Apr 14, 2008

Ca va bien aller
I don't think a ball could be more up the middle than that one.

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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Intruder posted:

I'll take literally anything I can get at this point

He was so much of a defensive liability at short with the Cubs they had to move him to 2nd.

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Big Mean Jerk
Jan 27, 2009

Well, of course I know him.
He's me.
We're boned

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