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Piggy Smalls
Jun 21, 2015



BOSS MAKES A DOLLAR,
YOU MAKE A DIME,
I'LL LICK HIS BOOT TILL THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS SHINE.

Let me feel better about my hosed life my fellow goons.

1) 6 kids
2) 50,000 dollars in taxes
3) bitch wife.

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mst4k
Apr 18, 2003

budlitemolaram

Piggy Smalls posted:

Let me feel better about my hosed life my fellow goons.

1) 6 kids
2) 50,000 dollars in taxes
3) bitch wife.

Yeah man that sounds terrible. Sorry OP

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
if u were gay u could have avoided this op smdh

insulated staircase
Aug 21, 2014

6 kids means you hosed a lot good job buddy!

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel

Piggy Smalls posted:

Let me feel better about my hosed life my fellow goons.

1) 6 kids
2) 50,000 dollars in taxes
3) bitch wife.

If you have to pay 50K in taxes then you have a lot of stuff worth a lot more than that.

But yeah, that life sounds hosed. Sorry.

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

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So you have had sex 6 times, and make decent money.

Sounds like you are ahead of most goons

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Oct 15, 2012

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Biscuit Hider
Wanna trade?

Wait is your wife hot?

Away all Goats
Jul 5, 2005

Goose's rebellion

Yeah but how big is your penis OP?

also how tall are you

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





Why did you have 6 kids?

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

Piggy Smalls posted:

Let me feel better about my hosed life my fellow goons.

1) 6 kids
2) 50,000 dollars in taxes
3) bitch wife.

Lol, holy poo poo, yes that is worse. Sorry about your luck, op.

Jose Mengelez
Sep 11, 2001

by Azathoth

Piggy Smalls posted:

2) 50,000 dollars in taxes

liquidate candle assets

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel

Pawn 17 posted:

Why did you have 6 kids?

If he's mormon then yeah, his life is hosed.

Xtra Innings Lovin
Nov 11, 2016

A buddy of mine makes 114k before taxes but has a million kids with his ex wife so at least half his income goes to child support. The dude is 57 and his kids are under 10 so he's sol unless he fakes his death or his ex wife dies. Could be worse.

Caufman
May 7, 2007
Your wife is great and I love her deeply.

The Dennis System
Aug 4, 2014

Nothing in Jurassic World is natural, we have always filled gaps in the genome with the DNA of other animals. And if the genetic code was pure, many of them would look quite different. But you didn't ask for reality, you asked for more teeth.
Be glad you have a family OP. Be glad you aren't alone.

Les Os
Mar 29, 2010
OP become a disfunctional alcoholic that solves all your problems right there

Caufman
May 7, 2007

Les Os posted:

OP become a disfunctional alcoholic that solves all your problems right there

Yes. I can say for sure you will lose all three of those things if you drink yourself into oblivion

Navin Johnson
Mar 1, 2016

I think that, based upon your extremely simplified description, that the answer is yes.

Navin Johnson
Mar 1, 2016

Oh and btw, thanks. You're making me feel better. Cheers op!

i like that
May 22, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
* Has 6 children whose existence he laments
* Refers to his wife as a bitch
* Complains about taxes/did not pay his taxes

Caufman
May 7, 2007

Navin Johnson posted:

Oh and btw, thanks. You're making me feel better. Cheers op!

I feel worse because his children don't deserve a whiny pops.

baalaagaa
Apr 9, 2004
How many of those kids are biologically yours?

Kick bitch wife to the curb.
Sell least favorite childs organs.
Pay taxes.

soy
Jul 7, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
op you need to ghost your family/life

seriously 6 kids is too many, that is just ejection seat time

can probably just buy a new identity on the dark web and start over

probably gonna need someone to setup a ketamine drip to reboot your brain to deal with all that guilt and poo poo but unless you are a fundamentalist christian that gets off on being a child rearing martyr I don't see how that's possible

a few DRUNK BONERS
Mar 25, 2016

Whatever you're paying in taxes it's not enough

frogge
Apr 7, 2006


poo poo mang, if I was so financially well off to have so much that I'd have to pay that much in taxes I'd probably be materially happier from the higher standard of living than I have now. More money, more problems. Right?

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

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gimme your social

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Oct 29, 2012

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Nah mine's much worse

Seashell Salesman
Aug 4, 2005

Holy wow! That "Literally A Person" sure is a cool and good poster. He's smart and witty and he smells like a pure mountain stream. I posted in his thread and I got a FANCY NEW AVATAR!!!!

Piggy Smalls posted:

Let me feel better about my hosed life my fellow goons.

1) 6 kids
2) 50,000 dollars in taxes
3) bitch wife.

Six kids and bitch wife doesn't sound bad as long as your finances are going well. Hard to tell just based on "50,000 dollars in taxes"-- is that your income tax burden this year? You owe some back taxes? Either way I suggest focusing on long term investments and working out a plan to put all those kids through something sensible like business school, medicine, engineering, so they don't drag you down in the future.

Mr. Unlucky
Nov 1, 2006

by R. Guyovich
your life is probably worse than mine, we'll see how it goes though

Methanar
Sep 26, 2013

by the sex ghost

Piggy Smalls posted:

Let me feel better about my hosed life my fellow goons.

1) 6 kids
2) 50,000 dollars in taxes
3) bitch wife.

If you're paying 50k in taxes, get an accountant.

Mine saved me like, 9k this last year.

unpleasantly turgid
Jul 6, 2016

u lightweights couldn't even feed my shadow ;*
Sell kids for tax money. I just solved two of your problems right there.

Ein cooler Typ
Nov 26, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
your life is better than mine

I'm a 27-year-old kissless handholdless virgin

Nice Guy Patron
Jun 29, 2015
Probably, OP.

Caufman
May 7, 2007

Ein cooler Typ posted:

your life is better than mine

I'm a 27-year-old kissless handholdless virgin

I told you I'd gently caress and marry you, but I'm still sitting here waiting.

givepatajob
Apr 8, 2003

One finds that this is the best of all possible worlds.
What’s the tonnage of that wife? After which child did she balloon up?

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
i dont care, please dont assume i do. thanks

Jesus Christ
Jun 1, 2000

mods if you can make this my avatar I will gladly pay 10bux to the coffers
How bad at sex do you have to be to fail at pulling out 6 times?

Caufman
May 7, 2007

Jesus Christ posted:

How bad at sex do you have to be to fail at pulling out 6 times?

Some of those are mine, and I don't pull out or gently caress unraw.

putin is a cunt
Apr 5, 2007

BOY DO I SURE ENJOY TRASH. THERE'S NOTHING MORE I LOVE THAN TO SIT DOWN IN FRONT OF THE BIG SCREEN AND EAT A BIIIIG STEAMY BOWL OF SHIT. WARNER BROS CAN COME OVER TO MY HOUSE AND ASSFUCK MY MOM WHILE I WATCH AND I WOULD CERTIFY IT FRESH, NO QUESTION

Ein cooler Typ posted:

your life is better than mine

I'm a 27-year-old kissless handholdless virgin

That explains a LOT

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Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010
Every time I think about maybe getting a wife I just become amazed at how terrible of an idea it seems

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