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Every time you are breathalysed the cop is penetrating an orifice of yours with a hard piece of plastic.
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cops can suck my balls
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Oct 21, 2017 03:40
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Every time you get your prostate checked it's technically prostitution. You hand over money and the doctor plays with your poop chute.
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Oct 21, 2017 04:23
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That's what makes it so great
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Oct 21, 2017 04:26
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every time you pay mandatory taxes they buy bombs that will kill people you never knew about or had any opinion about yet, and if you try to not pay your taxes you no longer own the things you 'owned' like a house or even land, and you'll be "literally put in a cage" if you don't kick up the right amount for "''''''''''''''''''''protection''"'""''''''
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Oct 21, 2017 04:27
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We're animals OP. You've lived like a bubble boy.
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Oct 21, 2017 04:28
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also when you shoot someone youre penetrating them with bullets which causes the violence to wrap around like a pacman level and become legal
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Oct 21, 2017 04:28
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maybe we didnt vote for rand paul or anyone extreme but if you think about it every time we suck our own cocks we're becoming more independent from tyranny, and also from having to buy a woman a rootbeer float and a burger, or french fries, or a hot dog, or any other food people used to eat on dates in the film american graffiti
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Oct 21, 2017 04:31
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or a soft serve ice cream? haven't seen it in a while but i'm thinking hard as i can
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extra stout posted:every time you pay mandatory taxes they buy bombs that will kill people you never knew about or had any opinion about yet, and if you try to not pay your taxes you no longer own the things you 'owned' like a house or even land, and you'll be "literally put in a cage" if you don't kick up the right amount for "''''''''''''''''''''protection''"'""'''''' That's what they want you to think. But if you pay me $734.99 in five easy installments then you'll learn the secrets to assert your constitutional rights and make yourself immune from illegal "government" courts and LEOs.
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Oct 21, 2017 04:32
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Colonel Cancer posted:Every time you get your prostate checked it's technically FTFY
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Oct 21, 2017 04:49
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Technically speaking, theft is unlawful taking, so taxation is not theft but taxation is taking.
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Oct 21, 2017 05:05
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Oct 21, 2017 05:35
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Colonel Cancer posted:Every time you get your prostate checked it's technically prostitution. You hand over money and the doctor plays with your poop chute. every time you clock into work you submit to volunteer prostitution
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Oct 21, 2017 05:48
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It's sad though I'm normally okay with having my orifices penetrated.
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Oct 21, 2017 07:02
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I really love blasting cum out of my cock, it feels so good
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Oct 21, 2017 07:03
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The idea that we must link being libertarian on social issues with being an invisible hand loving objectivist is the dumbest thing about America Bottom left of the political compass exist and is real and my friend
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Oct 21, 2017 07:07
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vudan posted:Every time you are breathalysed the cop is penetrating an orifice of yours with a hard piece of plastic.
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Oct 21, 2017 07:10
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Wait how is the breathalyzer supposed to work maybe that was a different test 
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Oct 21, 2017 07:11
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Every time you wipe your rear end you're mentally preparing yourself for inevitable penetration, or maybe that's just me.
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Oct 21, 2017 07:14
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Snowy posted:Every time you wipe your rear end you're mentally preparing yourself for inevitable penetration, or maybe that's just me.
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maskenfreiheit posted:The idea that we must link being libertarian on social issues with being an invisible hand loving objectivist is the dumbest thing about America Yeah... A real piece of poo poo!
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maskenfreiheit posted:The idea that we must link being libertarian on social issues with being an invisible hand loving objectivist is the dumbest thing about America
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Oct 21, 2017 07:39
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the buck stops here... you got libertarians wrong, you got a problem with me...
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maskenfreiheit posted:The idea that we must link being libertarian on social issues with being an invisible hand loving objectivist is the dumbest thing about America 
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Colonel Cancer posted:Every time you get your prostate checked it's technically prostitution. You hand over money and the doctor plays with your poop chute. yet unlike my many paid lovers, the doctor is almost always polite enough not to ask about the obvious signs of triple penetration. explain that
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Oct 21, 2017 07:57
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Technically speaking, taxation isn't theft. However, the inverse is true- theft is technically taxation, so if you wear your IRS hat it's legal to steal anything you want.
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a hole-y ghost posted:Wait how is the breathalyzer supposed to work maybe that was a different test That's the older method of breathalyzer. Robocop is now fully equipped with human breath testing apparatus.
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Oct 21, 2017 14:42
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not being a incel neckbeard lmao
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Oct 21, 2017 15:56
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Uh, this looks wrong. Every label needs to move over 1 box clockwise.
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Oct 21, 2017 15:59
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OXBALLS DOT COM posted:Technically speaking, theft is unlawful taking, so taxation is not theft but taxation is taking. No bullshit. Your avatar is the best in the history of the internet. I PROCLAIM OXBALLS.COM OUR KING!!!
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Oct 21, 2017 16:25
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I can't wait until corporations control every facet of my life, that is true liberty.
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Oct 21, 2017 16:27
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Schweinhund posted:I can't wait until corporations control every facet of my life, that is true liberty. if only there were some sort of bone broth supplement that could give us the strength to protect our country
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Oct 22, 2017 08:56
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Colonel Cancer posted:Every time you get your prostate checked it's technically prostitution. You hand over money and the doctor plays with your poop chute. drat I can't wait to be old
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Oct 22, 2017 09:24
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The invisible hand touched me in my bad place and I pooped a little.
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Oct 22, 2017 11:59
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Civil librarians give good blowjobs
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the idea that civil libertarians are crazy is a gaslighting conspiracy pushed on us by the yeerks who control the mainstream media
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a true libertarian would make their own mainstream media instead of just bitching about it, i mean if yours is better it will win 
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Man is born free, and everywhere he is penetrated. And I mean everywhere!
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Caufman posted:Man is born free, and everywhere he is penetrated. on the bright side, the male g-spot is up the rear end
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