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I googled "can a furry be a fish?" because I realized I've never seen the aquatic side of the furry world, which I'm ignorant about. It turns out, there are fish furries, and to my surprise, sharks are a popular fish furry species. I've always seen sharks as monsters, terrors of the water, givers of surfer amputations. But here they are. Sharks even have their own entry on wikifur, telling me what I already know: Shark faces lack expression, and they can't be petted. They're on deviantart -- surprise! And they're other places, too But the bottom of that wikifur article makes me realize something: sharks were, just maybe, already ruined. Sharks are no longer revered. They are now entertainment, toys for our babies to coo and hold while nursing. Did furries ruin the shark or was the shark already ruined? When will the frighteningly majestic sharks reclaim their image?
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# ? Oct 24, 2017 04:01 |
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is this just a thread to post that you found out that there are shark furries or what is the engagement here
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# ? Oct 24, 2017 04:04 |
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Just In Time
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# ? Oct 24, 2017 04:06 |
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Street Sharks didn't make the sharks sexy at all so I wouldn't blame that show. Didn't see Shark Tale so I have no idea, maybe it all started in 2004. Pretty sure furries drew sexsharks before that, though.
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# ? Oct 24, 2017 04:08 |
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kamohoalii
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# ? Oct 24, 2017 04:08 |
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Why the poo poo are there shark furries Why the gently caress is there a furry wiki Are shark furries the reason they need a wiki
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# ? Oct 24, 2017 04:12 |
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Literal Nazi Furry posted:is this just a thread to post that you found out that there are shark furries or what is the engagement here are you a shark furry because that's a p.shark nose but there's also like a mane or something going on there
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# ? Oct 24, 2017 04:14 |
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Noble shark. Champion of the seas.
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# ? Oct 24, 2017 04:22 |
Sharks are dangerous to furries I thought
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# ? Oct 24, 2017 04:25 |
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The San Jose Sharks (best team in NHL) beat the poo poo outta the rangers tonight GO SHARKS!!!!
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# ? Oct 24, 2017 04:26 |
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Every once in a while someone around here gets bitten by a shark and there's like an alert that a great white or something is moving up the coast and then you get reminded oh yeah lol those things will loving kill you.
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# ? Oct 24, 2017 04:33 |
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SniperWoreConverse posted:Sharks are dangerous to furries I thought not nearly as dangerous as one pette contains enough poison to kill a fully grown furry
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# ? Oct 24, 2017 04:38 |
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COMRADES posted:Every once in a while someone around here gets bitten by a shark and there's like an alert that a great white or something is moving up the coast and then you get reminded oh yeah lol those things will loving kill you.
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# ? Oct 24, 2017 04:43 |
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I once stood over a koi pond in Tokyo. The fish swam up to the surface, mouths agape and I idly thought “I wonder what it’d be like to gently caress that fish in the mouth” Glad to see there’s people who rather than idly allow themselves to contemplate and discard depravity instead bury it deep and end up fixated on erotic finding Nemo fan art.
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# ? Oct 24, 2017 04:51 |
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You've got a small dick dude
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# ? Oct 24, 2017 04:52 |
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sharks fuckin own to dive with but I’ve never really thought about loving one. This guy, though, he wants to gently caress sharks. http://www.orlandosentinel.com/travel/beach/os-naked-shark-guy-identtified-20170512-story.html
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# ? Oct 24, 2017 04:56 |
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gently caress I want this tshirt
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# ? Oct 24, 2017 04:56 |
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# ? Oct 24, 2017 04:57 |
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maskenfreiheit posted:I once stood over a koi pond in Tokyo. The fish swam up to the surface, mouths agape and I idly thought “I wonder what it’d be like to gently caress that fish in the mouth” i'm not sure you realize this says more about you than anything
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# ? Oct 24, 2017 04:59 |
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i would
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# ? Oct 24, 2017 05:04 |
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Nooner posted:The San Jose Sharks (best team in NHL) beat the poo poo outta the rangers tonight GO SHARKS!!!!
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# ? Oct 24, 2017 05:04 |
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Now I have better reason to hate furries than most, but I'm not feeling this one.
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# ? Oct 24, 2017 05:05 |
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Wulfolme posted:Now I have better reason to hate furries than most, but I'm not feeling this one. I think it’s story time.
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# ? Oct 24, 2017 05:06 |
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fruit on the bottom posted:I think it’s story time. No.
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# ? Oct 24, 2017 05:06 |
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fruit on the bottom posted:I think it’s story time. a hippo furry killed his entire family in a display of territorial dominance
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# ? Oct 24, 2017 05:07 |
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Best shark:
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# ? Oct 24, 2017 05:08 |
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EorayMel posted:Best shark: good gently caress tourists
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# ? Oct 24, 2017 05:09 |
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EorayMel posted:Best shark:
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# ? Oct 24, 2017 05:13 |
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Wulfolme posted:No. it sounds like story time, coward
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# ? Oct 24, 2017 05:35 |
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Thank you for your extensive research into furries OP, you sick gently caress.
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# ? Oct 24, 2017 05:35 |
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This is what every shark representation should be: 'roid ragin' and swollen, wooing those merladies
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# ? Oct 24, 2017 05:42 |
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AWarmBody posted:This is what every shark representation should be: 'roid ragin' and swollen, wooing those merladies lol like he can swim
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# ? Oct 24, 2017 05:47 |
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hmm
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# ? Oct 24, 2017 05:50 |
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Dontrel no!
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# ? Oct 24, 2017 06:09 |
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how long did you spend researching this, and, more importantly, why did you care this much
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# ? Oct 24, 2017 06:40 |
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AWarmBody posted:I googled "can a furry be a fish?" because I realized I've never seen the aquatic side of the furry world, which I'm ignorant about. It turns out, there are fish furries, and to my surprise, sharks are a popular fish furry species.
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# ? Oct 24, 2017 07:38 |
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I've never seen a shark give a gently caress one way or the other.
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# ? Oct 24, 2017 07:40 |
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they deffo ruined wolves, maybe foxes, sharks are still cool tho
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# ? Oct 24, 2017 09:27 |
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I thought Katy Perry ruined sharks/made them sexy furries when she did the Super Bowl halftime show a few years back. I remember people going absolutely nuts over a backup dancer in a shark costume...
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# ? Oct 24, 2017 10:45 |
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So is SA still infested with closet furries, or was there another die off recently? For a while it seemed like every furry mock thread had like ten people who were way over-compensating.
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