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This is a thread for talking about cheap weddings
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Nov 17, 2017 20:22
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A pinky promise and a sweaty night in the sheets
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Nov 17, 2017 20:24
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Expensive weddings are for shallow retards with lovely friends.
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Nov 17, 2017 20:24
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Going to the courthouse and not telling anyone you got married. The cheapest way to go.
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Nov 17, 2017 20:24
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A pile of poo poo on my chest and a promise to be there in the morning
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Nov 17, 2017 20:25
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Meiers Goldbrick posted:Expensive weddings are for shallow retards with lovely friends.
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Nov 17, 2017 20:25
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if you are complaining about cheap weddings you a bitch. If you like someone enough to go, you'll have fun. otherwise stay home.
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Nov 17, 2017 20:27
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OP gets government cheese.
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Nov 17, 2017 20:32
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I'm getting married tomorrow (:
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Nov 17, 2017 20:42
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Nooner posted:I'm getting married tomorrow (: Don't do IT!!! jk good luck
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Nov 17, 2017 20:44
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the absolute best way to start a marriage is 100k in debt
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Nov 17, 2017 20:45
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She is all worried people are going to think it's cheap or not planned well but I keep trying to tell her its a bunch of our friends and family and an open beer and wine bar everyone is just going to have fun no one is going to remember or care about if we had circle or square plates and what color the accent on them was lol
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Nov 17, 2017 20:46
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cheap weddings good
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Nov 17, 2017 20:46
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Nooner posted:She is all worried people are going to think it's cheap or not planned well but I keep trying to tell her its a bunch of our friends and family and an open beer and wine bar everyone is just going to have fun no one is going to remember or care about if we had circle or square plates and what color the accent on them was lol haha but they will actually. but its too late now
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Nov 17, 2017 20:49
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Nooner posted:She is all worried people are going to think it's cheap Who gives a gently caress but also you are wrong everyone will remember and judge you for the rest of your lives as the idiots who had round plates
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Nov 17, 2017 20:49
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Do it like they used to do: kill any rivals and gently caress in a field
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Nov 17, 2017 20:53
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i know someone who skipped the ceremony in favor of a courthouse wedding, but then donated what their wedding would have cost to charity. to me, that sounded kinda nice while also being incredibly goddamn smug.
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Nov 17, 2017 20:53
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Jesustheastronaut! posted:haha but they will actually. but its too late now this guy isn't joking they will remember
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Nov 17, 2017 20:54
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 oh well if you dont like our round plates with blush accent you can suck poo poo directly from my rear end in a top hat lol
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Nov 17, 2017 20:55
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i went to my coworker's courthouse wedding during my lunch break he tried to return to work after the wedding, and my boss would not let him
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Nov 17, 2017 20:56
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Nooner posted:
you didn't even invite me, jerk
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Nov 17, 2017 20:56
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I could tell from your posting the plates would be round
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Nov 17, 2017 20:56
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ceremony is 4pm in woodland hills if anyone would like to burst in and shout SOMETHING AWFUL DOT COM
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Nov 17, 2017 20:59
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I'll be there I got your wife a Linux dvd as a present
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Nov 17, 2017 21:01
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Nooner posted:
Blush accent to match your plumage sounds chic.
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Nov 17, 2017 21:13
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Nooner posted:ceremony is 4pm in woodland hills if anyone would like to burst in and shout SOMETHING AWFUL DOT COM
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Nov 17, 2017 21:13
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Nooner posted:ceremony is 4pm in woodland hills if anyone would like to burst in and shout SOMETHING AWFUL DOT COM I would probably drive like 30 minutes somewhere to shout something from the internet at you and yours but I think I'm on the wrong coast. I hope you and yours have a great day.
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Nov 17, 2017 21:14
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Thesaurus posted:cheap weddings good
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Nov 17, 2017 21:18
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Nooner posted:She is all worried people are going to think it's cheap or not planned well but I keep trying to tell her its a bunch of our friends and family and an open beer and wine bar everyone is just going to have fun no one is going to remember or care about if we had circle or square plates and what color the accent on them was lol With an open bar you could have paper plates and be fine. FREE ALCOHOL WHOOPEEEE 
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Nov 17, 2017 21:23
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gimme the GOD drat candy posted:the absolute best way to start a marriage is 100k in debt 100k? Heh you must really hate your wife. If you don't spend at least 200k, you might as well have your marriage at Arby's.
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Nov 17, 2017 22:01
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My sister is getting married the place wants like 75k for rent and catering alone
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Nov 17, 2017 22:03
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best wishes nooner 
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Nov 17, 2017 22:10
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- hi
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Nooner posted:ceremony is 4pm in woodland hills if anyone would like to burst in and shout SOMETHING AWFUL DOT COM i might do this if you give me more details
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Nov 17, 2017 22:15
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Meiers Goldbrick posted:Expensive weddings are for shallow retards with lovely friends.
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Nov 17, 2017 22:17
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HELLBITCH posted:A pinky promise and a sweaty night in the sheets that’s the good stuff
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Nov 17, 2017 22:18
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Tolkien minority posted:My sister is getting married the place wants like 75k for rent and catering alone Your sister is mentally disabled. I’m sorry. I spent like 10k tops including a honeymoon. Her parents were poor so I didn’t accept their money. Stupid tradition anyways imo. I don’t need yo dowery
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Nov 17, 2017 22:18
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Burt Sexual posted:Your sister is mentally disabled. I’m sorry. Your wife resents you sorry
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Nov 17, 2017 22:29
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Mine was about $4k in all. That got us a very nice venue with food included. And could have easily been trimmed down to well under 3k if necessary: I bought a good tux and good shoes instead of renting some crap, brought a bunch of bottles of moet, and got us a room at the ritz carlton for that night. Unless you're paying to fly and board a bunch of people to some exotic place, I don't know where all the money goes when people say they spent tens of thousands or even a hundred k on a wedding. it blows my mind.
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Nov 17, 2017 22:29
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10k dj. 20k catering
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Nov 17, 2017 22:33
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Doctor Dogballs posted:Mine was about $4k in all. That got us a very nice venue with food included. And could have easily been trimmed down to well under 3k if necessary: I bought a good tux and good shoes instead of renting some crap, brought a bunch of bottles of moet, and got us a room at the ritz carlton for that night. Unless you're paying to fly and board a bunch of people to some exotic place, I don't know where all the money goes when people say they spent tens of thousands or even a hundred k on a wedding. it blows my mind. i just rented my suit but i kinda wish i bought it cause I look so snazzy in it but oh well its navy blue and i have a blush bowtie and pocket square and brown shoes
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Nov 17, 2017 22:36
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