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Koishi Komeiji




Hey punk, you think you're chill? I doubt it. You're probably getting all tense right now just from reading this that's how unchill you are. Prove your chillness, watch the following video as far as you can go without visibly cringing or turning the video off in shame. You are allowed to smoke weed before, during and after your attempt.































This is going to be really hard....











































https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4LopNFgl50E





Scoreboard:



Time..................................Rank

0-2 minutes...........................Straight busta
2-4 minutes...........................Lil' Yobling
4-6 minutes...........................High on that dro
6-8 minutes...........................uuuuhhhhh???
8-10 minutes..........................Mahatma Gandhi would have punched this dude in the face by now.
10-12 minutes.........................The byob is strong in you, like eating shredded cheese straight out of the bag strong
12-?? minutes.........................You died. You're dead now.

Koishi Komeiji fucked around with this message at 05:14 on Nov 22, 2017

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Manifisto


THANK YOU for introducing me to this hard-hitting video that asks the difficult questions, such as, why do people make porn of things

I let it go on way too long so I'm off your charts, but I will admit that it forced me to start doing chores/other things while it was playing instead of listening to it

UWBW

Permanently banned from the Alamo
drat I just put it into another tab and listened. I closed it after like 6 minutes. Boring as hell, man. So I think I'm uhhhhhhhh

I kept feeling a weird little tickling feeling in my ear though, I think theres a fly in this room

No no that's blood actually

I gotta go


Thanks to Manifisto for the sig, and Koishi for the last one. TVsVeryOwn made the CyberMike.

vanisher

2:32


I thought I was chill...

Koishi Komeiji



Your tax dollars paid for this guys channel. The federal government took money out of your paycheck and gave that money to this guy to make this. This is your video. You own it.

Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
I watched my video long enough to know that I want you to have it back. Please put my initials on the High Score board as "A$$" (3rd place) and thank you.

https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4
Sig elements by Manifisto and Heather Papps
Sig File protected by SigLock. do NOT steal this sig!

Koishi Komeiji



Splatmaster posted:

I watched my video long enough to know that I want you to have it back. Please put my initials on the High Score board as "A$$" (3rd place) and thank you.

I don't know how to do dollars signs in this thing :negative:

Farecoal

There he go
have you guys started taste testing yet? is it too late to enter????

City of Glompton

i got bored and wandered off, that's v byob imo


thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig

UWBW

Permanently banned from the Alamo

Farecoal posted:

have you guys started taste testing yet? is it too late to enter????

Dude you better catch up, we're all way ahead of you here! Give us a trip report on this video's taste test, dude.


Thanks to Manifisto for the sig, and Koishi for the last one. TVsVeryOwn made the CyberMike.

Sing Along

by Athanatos
"witty in-game repartee" is my new h*ckstyle

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by Athanatos
im actually super into specific quotes from this video:

"an entire economy of romantic fan art and fiction"

"what IS remarkable is how sexy that fan art is"

"mostly im interested in this type of thing: the proliferation of cute and sometimes steamy, but not overt, single panel romantic comics"

"in perhaps more ways than one"

asking the hard q's: "does overwatch's diversity and mostly benevolent powers that be account for all of its horniness? not entirely, i don't think."

"altogether this is a powerful love potion dart: instant charm, diverse identities, and a hazy past"

"greyson was discussing the unequivocally pornographic, for what it's worth"

"in strictly internet terms, affect is one's feels."

Sing Along fucked around with this message at 23:38 on Nov 21, 2017

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by Athanatos
i cant loving take this

"in her paper 'The Role of Affect in Fan Fiction', anna wilson writes about how fan fiction can act as what she calls "affective hermeneutics", a set of ways of gaining knowledge through feeling"

immediately followed by "feeling is not thinking, and therefore not knowing."

Sing Along fucked around with this message at 23:43 on Nov 21, 2017

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Manifisto


Socks4Hands posted:

"mostly im interested in this type of thing: the proliferation of cute and sometimes steamy, but not overt, single panel romantic comics"

that is a great quote to isolate

this video is basically just a big meta fan fic

Sing Along

by Athanatos
"all kinds of fan works, not just fanfiction, can help us gain this 'feeling knowledge' "

Manifisto posted:

that is a great quote to isolate

this video is basically just a big meta fan fic

"but arguably, there's something particular about single panel romantic fan art"

i found the thesis, it's at 9:24





"the single panel romantic comic, being in effect limitless, provides a unique opportunity to lose yourself"

Sing Along fucked around with this message at 00:10 on Nov 22, 2017

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Drink-Mix Man

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Mark it, dude, 2:50.

I guess it's easy to be chill in paradise.

Drink-Mix Man

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Koishi Komeiji



Drink-Mix Man posted:

Mark it, dude, 2:50.

I guess it's easy to be chill in paradise.

Marked and well met lil' yobling.

Macnult

i played the video in half speed and kept picturing the guy singing “oh yeah” by yellow

Farecoal

There he go

UWBW posted:

Dude you better catch up, we're all way ahead of you here! Give us a trip report on this video's taste test, dude.

I just made a basic chili, no special ingredients. just like my momma used to make :)

bean mom

i did it

i did the whole thing

sober

it ends at about 12:31 btw

im gonna go lie down now

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Zyla posted:

i did it

i did the whole thing

sober

it ends at about 12:31 btw

im gonna go lie down now

Heh, nice try kid but I'm not buying it. Every now and then some joker will come in here and pretend he watched the whole thing all the way to the end but there's just no way. Your face would melt off like in Indiana Jones. Post a screenshot to prove it. :colbert:

Jedrick

:420: There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high-powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
Smoke weed every day.
:420:
7:21

It was like my eyeballs were screaming

cda

by Hand Knit
I watched the whole thing. I thought his name was DERE K BA ILEY but it turns out it's Kornhaber Brown? Can that be right?

Anyway, I thought it was pretty interesting though I think he misunderstands what "affective hermeneutics" means.

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Fredflonston


I put it on with an instrumental metal track in the background and tried to pretend I was a musician ironically owning my audience with an unironically bad video but only made it to 2:30. Is that cheating?

cda

by Hand Knit
I am genuinely unsure why people think this video is so bad.

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Drink-Mix Man

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

cda posted:

I am genuinely unsure why people think this video is so bad.

I guess you should be able to take us all to school on Testing Your Chill with it then.

cda

by Hand Knit

Drink-Mix Man posted:

I guess you should be able to take us all to school on Testing Your Chill with it then.

I did. I watched it all, even the stuff after the part about Overwatch Porn was over.

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Jimmis

holy sshiot piss
It really wasn't that bad, some of the points were actually interesting.

Fredrik1

Gopherslayer
:rock:

Jimmis posted:

It really wasn't that bad, some of the points were actually interesting.

Yeah, I got to about 02:00 until I had to turn it off.

Darkman Fanpage
i just skipped to the end B) no where in the did you say i couldnt

I Dunno

I'm born again as a Lil' Yobling! :3:

Android Blues

i watched it all, when it came out, and i enjoyed it, and i have watched many other videos by the same person

theyre good! i like his point about vague shipping art being a jumping off point into romantic fantasy, and its role in doing this actually being enabled by its vague and limited nature. you can expand it into a wider point (which he does) about how the overwatch cast's appeal in general pivots on vagueness and individuals imagining something that satisfies them from the jumping off point of these striking archetypes.

like, they'd be less appealing if they were more specific. the suggestion of depth, detail and adventure is more important than its detailed realisation because it allows them to be all things to all people. this illustrates using a pop culture example something about how we consume media generally and how the reader "creates" the work uniquely as it is read.

Android Blues

i don't really enjoy overwatch's lore or characters at all for this exact reason ofc, they are shallow and boring, but it still says something about how we read media and explaining why a piece of media has giganto mass appeal is worthwhile too!

Meeksha

i did it all for the nookie
Ask me how!
-freb dust
welp, consider me high on that dro. i tried, i really tried.

what do i win? i only feel a dramatic sense of loss.


*edit: i didn't end time because i turned off the video. i lost because i visibly cringed and muttered "oh god dude come on"

Meeksha fucked around with this message at 16:04 on Dec 6, 2017

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Thank you Heather Papps for the summer sig!

Koishi Komeiji



Android Blues posted:

i watched it all, when it came out, and i enjoyed it, and i have watched many other videos by the same person

theyre good! i like his point about vague shipping art being a jumping off point into romantic fantasy, and its role in doing this actually being enabled by its vague and limited nature. you can expand it into a wider point (which he does) about how the overwatch cast's appeal in general pivots on vagueness and individuals imagining something that satisfies them from the jumping off point of these striking archetypes.

like, they'd be less appealing if they were more specific. the suggestion of depth, detail and adventure is more important than its detailed realisation because it allows them to be all things to all people. this illustrates using a pop culture example something about how we consume media generally and how the reader "creates" the work uniquely as it is read.

You're him aren't you? You're the PBS youtube man.

Android Blues

I am chill, and I am dead, and I am the PBS Youtube man.

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Barnes And Body Works

:shroom::shroom::shroom::shroom::shroom::shroom:
:chillout:
I watched the entire thing but I'm also on a lot of THC so. I'm dead now I guess???



Vanisher made my super slick sig.

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