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buglord
Jul 31, 2010

Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!

Buglord
I really hate mine. I imagine me and other folks my age aren't the target audience, but Christ its grating. The slow days feel like a worse version of YouTube because they seemingly scour the web for G-rated *videos going viral* to fill time, or then when they bring up Pokémon Go in 2017 warning parents to watch their kids. Oddly, despite this part of Central California being overwhelmingly pro Trump, they broadcast every mistake he makes, so that feels kinda good.

Also one of my old classmates is a news anchor and has that horrible newscaster voice that every anchor uses.

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Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012


I am very indifferent to the the 4 local news stations we have here.

20 Blunts
Jan 21, 2017
Just watch it to make fun of the rubes.

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012


This is the only funny thing to come out of my local news stations for the past 30 years

:nws:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=buE2HaLe1y0:nws:

The Dennis System
Aug 4, 2014

Nothing in Jurassic World is natural, we have always filled gaps in the genome with the DNA of other animals. And if the genetic code was pure, many of them would look quite different. But you didn't ask for reality, you asked for more teeth.
I forgot my local news stations exsisted. But that’s probably because I don’t have cable and I don’t have no TV antenna neither.

buglord
Jul 31, 2010

Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!

Buglord

The Dennis System posted:

I forgot my local news stations exsisted. But that’s probably because I don’t have cable and I don’t have no TV antenna neither.

Yeah I miss forgetting the existed but everyone in this house is super old fashioned and likes them on, loudly.

Kitsunegari
Aug 5, 2013
Local news is unilaterally loving embarrassing garbage lol

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider

Kitsunegari posted:

Local news is unilaterally loving embarrassing garbage lol

Statistically though it’s the news source that people trust the most.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
statistically speaking, we're hosed

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost


on a personal note, i enjoy this anchor's newsreadings and have done so for almost 20 years

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless

Linux Pirate posted:

This is the only funny thing to come out of my local news stations for the past 30 years

:nws:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=buE2HaLe1y0:nws:

lol that 3 of the hosts noticed the penis and reacted but quickly tried to play it off like it didn't happen

COMRADES
Apr 3, 2017

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Most news stations are owned by large corporations whose only interest is keeping you ignorant.

"Local" is meaningless in this day and age.

Over There
Jun 28, 2013

by Azathoth
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=enB2QL9Ulus

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Linux Pirate posted:

This is the only funny thing to come out of my local news stations for the past 30 years

:nws:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=buE2HaLe1y0:nws:

That's my dick they owe me royalties

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012


Overweight cat overweight trainer overweight anchor, Midwest?

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

Linux Pirate posted:

This is the only funny thing to come out of my local news stations for the past 30 years

:nws:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=buE2HaLe1y0:nws:

That station has dave frasier - denvers very own Penguin from Batman

The forecast? Gotham is going to freeeeeze!

Over There
Jun 28, 2013

by Azathoth

Blue Train posted:

Overweight cat overweight trainer overweight anchor, Midwest?

You fool! The location is in the video!

It does make sense though.

Rad-daddio
Apr 25, 2017
Hmm, a pro-Trump area of Central California. Are you in the Bakersfield/ Central Valley area?

Also, the only thing I like to do is watch the local news and play a rousing mental game of, "Which One of These Women Would I gently caress?"

me your dad
Jul 25, 2006

This god damned classic came from a local Atlanta station.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aMS0O3kknvk

Former DILF
Jul 13, 2017

me your dad posted:

This god damned classic came from a local Atlanta station.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aMS0O3kknvk

oh noooooo

goldenninjawarrior
Jul 21, 2017

Ninja is supreme and you have double-crossed it!
Why did you do that?
Grimey Drawer
I only watched my local news station once but they were doing an interview with someone and only had two folding chairs so one of the interviewers had to crouch down awkwardly beside them.

I also saw some footage of a live broadcast where one presenter called the other a oval office during some bickering while introducing the next segment.

VikingSkull
Jan 23, 2017
Look Viking you're a trash Trump supporter what the fuck makes you think you can have an avatar that isn't what I decide? Shut your fucking trap and go away. Your trolling is tiresome and just shits up the forum.

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord
This Sinclair merger will probably gently caress up local news even worse.

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






That Robot posted:

This Sinclair merger will probably gently caress up local news even worse.

One of the three local stations here is already running "commentary" from noted piece of poo poo and Trump bootlicker Boris Epshteyn. The station doesn't even have a choice, Sinclair forces them to run the segments.

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless

me your dad posted:

This god damned classic came from a local Atlanta station.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aMS0O3kknvk

I bet Tarantino masturbates to this every night

buglord
Jul 31, 2010

Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!

Buglord

Rad-daddio posted:

Hmm, a pro-Trump area of Central California. Are you in the Bakersfield/ Central Valley?

Fresno, also the subject of a few GBS threads when national news reports some idiot here that shot someone because they happened to wear red on the wrong side of town

Maldoror
Oct 5, 2003

by R. Guyovich
Nap Ghost
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qxIPLIS-G9c

givepatajob
Apr 8, 2003

One finds that this is the best of all possible worlds.

Andrea Grymes is where it’s at. You can keep that Liz Cho skank.

For reference
https://youtu.be/KbF2BqFO5ug

givepatajob fucked around with this message at 02:14 on Nov 23, 2017

Tricky D
Apr 1, 2005

I love um!
Network TV is for geriatrics

VikingSkull
Jan 23, 2017
Look Viking you're a trash Trump supporter what the fuck makes you think you can have an avatar that isn't what I decide? Shut your fucking trap and go away. Your trolling is tiresome and just shits up the forum.

givepatajob posted:

Andrea Grymes is where it’s at. You can keep that Liz Cho skank.

you take that back

also CBS is for scrubs

givepatajob
Apr 8, 2003

One finds that this is the best of all possible worlds.

VikingSkull posted:

you take that back

also CBS is for scrubs

I only watch local news for j/o material.

mst4k
Apr 18, 2003

budlitemolaram

Tricky D posted:

Network TV is for geriatrics

all 3 of them are pro trump all the time and like a decade ago we'd always submit our friends as saying retarded poo poo as a "now for your opinion" thing they did and it was literally retarded poo poo like "blahblah ... and bet that guy uses the us flag for toilet paper!" and we had contests to see who could get the dumbest thing on.

anyways they'd put on pretty much anything.

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider

VikingSkull posted:

you take that back

also CBS is for scrubs

Actually CBS was the only one of the Big Three that Scrubs wasn’t on.

VikingSkull
Jan 23, 2017
Look Viking you're a trash Trump supporter what the fuck makes you think you can have an avatar that isn't what I decide? Shut your fucking trap and go away. Your trolling is tiresome and just shits up the forum.

givepatajob posted:

I only watch local news for j/o material.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hm8yIBxCi4o

Tricky D
Apr 1, 2005

I love um!
OP, did you know that kids these days are wearing necklaces made out of those pull tabs from soft drinks and that each tab represents how many times they've had unprotected sex while huffing freon? That poo poo is true, I saw on the 11 o'clock news.

Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

givepatajob posted:

I only watch local news for j/o material.

You'd love mexicos weather forecast then.

Romes128
Dec 28, 2008


Fun Shoe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X7XbukdoGmM

keep fuckin' that chicken

it will always live on in my heart

Proust Malone
Apr 4, 2008

Behold the zenith of local news.

https://youtu.be/NeFI9aPZvKI

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012


Ron Jeremy posted:

Behold the zenith of local news.

https://youtu.be/NeFI9aPZvKI

Oh poo poo I forgot about this. Thank you.

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Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

Lmao

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