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OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
It's Thanksgiving, so naturally it is time for us to reflect on some of the things we are thankful for. This doesn't have to be an exhaustive list, we can go piecemeal and just list one or two at a time.

I will start:

I am thankful for my health, wealth, and the love of my family.

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OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
I am thankful that I live in the best country in the world, the United States of America

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
being born into a life of relative privilege, with just enough self-awareness to feel somewhat bad about it but not enough gumption to sacrifice it

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

OXBALLS DOT COM posted:

I am thankful that I live in the best country in the world, the United States of America

Lol not even close

givepatajob
Apr 8, 2003

One finds that this is the best of all possible worlds.
That I only have about 10 more years to live, at best, with my lifestyle.

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

Thankful for big honkin tits on most dental hygiebists and also thankful that most dentists know whats up

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

Im thankful that there are underpaid and malnourished workers to put up the christmas lights in my office plaza's trees.

If they were any less of both or those two things, theyd either refuse to do it or snap the thin anemic trees while climbing them

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

Thankful that i had a nightmare where i must have strangled somebody but my friend helped me cover it up

Thankful it was just a dream, but also thankful he knows how to lay concrete and that i know this subconciously

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
i got given power over all you retards

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

Im thankful for jose, who went from posting drad_berts awesome song in that one thread to becoming an ik in just over a year

Really got his life turned around imho

Grevling
Dec 18, 2016

OXBALLS DOT COM posted:

I am thankful that I live in the best country in the world, the United States of America

Same, except Albania.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
Thanksgiving isn't until tomorrow.

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

LINKIN PARK


I'm thankful for the movie Willow

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!

OXBALLS DOT COM posted:

I am thankful that I live in the best country in the world, the United States of America

I too am thankful I live in America as it collapses under greed and corruption. I look forward to the insight watching it fall from within will provide.

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!

Harald posted:

I'm thankful for the movie Willow

Mad Mordigan is love

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

thankful that i have a dick and balls and never have to have a period.

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

Thankful hell yeah has a dick and balls and will never get teen pregnant

Lauroon Kyanka
Sep 17, 2017

*trips on a ladybug*

*dies of old age*
v thankful for government handouts and student loans

Fartbox
Apr 27, 2017
What's happening? Dri fu an only two? what is this?
Is this an avatar? I don't know rm dunk

That anal became a standard in regular pornography and that a lot of girls nowadays are getting more and more used to the idea of taking it in the butt because it's becoming so normal

Das Butterbrot
Dec 2, 2005
Lecker.
give thanks fi herb, give thanks fi life

praise jah rastafari

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
I'm thankful for dgsw's posts

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

I'm thankful that I finally decided to watch Caitlin's Way and learned many valuable lessons about right and wrong.

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



started the day with a great poop

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

poverty goat posted:

started the day with a great poop

Goongrats!

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
That my yearning for love making lessens as i age.

Blast of Confetti
Apr 21, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
horse dildos

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Unlimited gin and pretzels forever. :munch:

Magnitogorsk.
Nov 14, 2004

Global warming is barely a big deal at all compared to the trajectory we used to be on. We'll have to do a lot of environmental engineering projects along certain shorelines and it will be a little warmer and wetter in some places, big fucking deal.
I'm thankful for my beautiful wife, large salary, above average height, and full head of hair :) Thank you for asking

spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014

I'm thankful for the United States of America. The best country on the planet.

OMFG FURRY
Jul 10, 2006

[snarky comment]
i'm thankful for Lee Child for creating bombastic hero Jack Reacher as depicted by all-american star Tom Cruise

spinderella
Jul 15, 2017

by FactsAreUseless

Jose posted:

i got given power over all you retards

You, Trump, it is quite a timeline

walgreenslatino
Jun 2, 2015

Lipstick Apathy

pop fly to McGillicutty posted:

I too am thankful I live in America as it collapses under greed and corruption. I look forward to the insight watching it fall from within will provide.

Are you proud of yourself. Are you proud of this post

Tolkien minority
Feb 14, 2012


Not for very much

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!

walgreenslatino posted:

Are you proud of yourself. Are you proud of this post

Yes, America should be openly mocked and debased until it falls or corrects this garbage world. Yes, I am proud.

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
i only say thanks ironically while rolling my eyes

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.
Pot
Pussy
Phat stacks

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

pop fly to McGillicutty posted:

Yes, America should be openly mocked and debased until it falls or corrects this garbage world. Yes, I am proud.

:staredog:

Gay Weed Dad
Jul 12, 2016

cool dude, flyin' high
Weed® and Pussy™

Nut to Butt
Apr 13, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
I'm thankful for guns, germs, and steel.

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OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
I'm thankful that I was born not white but to a wealthy family. It's a pro combination for being happy. When I say non-white I also mean I can't pass for white at all but eh whatever it's still pretty good.

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