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 Look at that rocket... I 100% guarantee you he got this idea from watching looney tunes. That is some Wile E. Coyote type poo poo he is gonna strap himself into. If you ask me... this guy is a great American. I donno what I mean by that exactly but something about this makes me think this dude should be up there on Mount Rushmore.
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holy gently caress, what an elaborate way to kill yourself
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXI1PDTp5gk
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So is the rocket going to race out from under him while he stays suspended in midair, blinks twice and holds up a "help" sign?
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We all know he’s going to die and that we can laugh at that, but what really sucks is that it means his “research” will be inconclusive and flat-earthers will smugly carry on their madness, and probably even blame the failure on whatever conspirators are starring in their current delusions.
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His last words will be "Oh poo poo", uttered when he notices that the tiny emergency chute he believed would let him land safely back on the ground was left outside the rocket next to a half-drank bottle of Natty Light.
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He has done one other rocket launch, and the g-forces hosed his body up for days https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3feaiPcv6yE Look at this loving parachute at the end of that flight: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fp2q_dKuc-c Can you imagine if this dude dies in his home made rocket, trying to prove that the earth is flat? He's going to be a loving legend
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Nov 24, 2017 18:28
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Nov 24, 2017 18:30
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Or, OR, he is successful and shares his results and his fellow crazies will think he’s part of the conspiracy, like anyone else who demonstrates an ounce of logic.
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Nov 24, 2017 18:30
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Rip mad mike
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foxnews.com indeed
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King Vidiot posted:His last words will be "Oh poo poo", uttered when he notices that the tiny emergency chute he believed would let him land safely back on the ground was left outside the rocket next to a half-drank bottle of Natty Light.  Look at that chute from his last flight... I say there is a 50% chance he goes to pull his chute tomorrow and instead his luggage all comes out everywhere, or an anvil or some poo poo
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ContraBoss posted:Or, OR, he is successful and shares his results and his fellow crazies will think he’s part of the conspiracy, like anyone else who demonstrates an ounce of logic. Dude if he comes back to earth fully intact there is no way he steps out of that rocket saying "I was wrong the earth is round". He'll probably be on some poo poo saying not only is the earth flat, but he bumped into the ceiling
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Nov 24, 2017 18:33
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Why is the mic pointed at his nose?! 
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Nov 24, 2017 18:33
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The punchline is that he plans to only go up to 1800 feet. He would get a much better picture from a plane but using a rocket for the sake of using a rocket is pretty cool I guess.
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Nov 24, 2017 18:34
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Artist's rendering of Mad Mike reaching the stratosphere:
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Part of me hopes his rocket blows up so that flat-earthers will start saying how the government blew up his rocket to prevent the truth from getting out there.
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Nov 24, 2017 18:35
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Bailing out of my home-made rocket to own the libs
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Dog Jones posted:Dude if he comes back to earth fully intact there is no way he steps out of that rocket saying "I was wrong the earth is round". He'll probably be on some poo poo saying not only is the earth flat, but he bumped into the ceiling Either way, I’m rapidly progressing from loling at him like everyone else to straight up hating this loving retarded basket-case.
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Nov 24, 2017 18:36
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Harveygod posted:Why is the mic pointed at his nose?! Thats why they call him "MAD" Mike Hughes
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Nov 24, 2017 18:37
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its pretty much funny only if the rocket turns around and wipes out everyone who came to watch
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Nov 24, 2017 18:37
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hows a parachute going to be any use after he flies off the edge
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I have a deliriously high fever right now, and this is making me laugh so hard every time I watch it. God drat.
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Nov 24, 2017 18:38
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FuhrerHat posted:its pretty much funny only if the rocket turns around and wipes out everyone who came to watch Most likely since the govt obviously has sabotaged his works already 
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Nov 24, 2017 18:39
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When is this supposed to happen and how can I watch?
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Nov 24, 2017 18:40
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I'm sure his life insurance totally pays out for home made steam rocket failure, too
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"But the Saturday’s planned launch will pose a challenge to the daredevil. Not only was the 2014 flight a quarter of the distance he expects to fly this Saturday, the previous rocket was based on round-earth technology, the Washington Post reported." So what the gently caress is this flat-earth technology he's apparently using on this flight? Alchemy and steampunk gears? Is anyone going to stream this? I don't necessarily want to see a man die on live television, but I have to imagine this is going to be a spectacular failure.
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Harveygod posted:When is this supposed to happen and how can I watch? I have no idea.... his website doesn't even say lol
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Nov 24, 2017 18:43
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Tired Moritz posted:can we send them emails asking for a livestream link A Fancy Hat posted:Is anyone going to stream this? I don't necessarily want to see a man die on live television, but I have to imagine this is going to be a spectacular failure. His facebook mentions that he has a youtube channel and they are thinking about streaming it on there. I dont have a facebook so its hard to read his page for info https://www.facebook.com/madmikehughes
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Rahu posted:The punchline is that he plans to only go up to 1800 feet. He would get a much better picture from a plane but using a rocket for the sake of using a rocket is pretty cool I guess. Wait 1800 feet? That's loving nothing. He just wants to kill himself in one of the sickest ways possible.
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Nov 24, 2017 18:46
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Could he not just get on a jumbo jet? Has he never flown anywhere before?
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What kind of proof is this guy expecting to find at 1800 ft? I was at 30000 ft yesterday and the results were inconclusive, but I was also distracted watching the movie Frank.
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Nov 24, 2017 18:48
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lol $20k to reach the height of a large hill.
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He could just strap a gopro to some balloons like a normal person, but I guess he isn’t a normal person.
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Pawn 17 posted:He could just strap a gopro to some balloons like a normal person, but I guess he isn’t a normal person. Ya that sounds more like something "NORMAL" Mike Hughes would do
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Eararaldor posted:Could he not just get on a jumbo jet? Has he never flown anywhere before? That's government disinfo. Those "windows" on the plane? Holograms to continue the false flag round earth BS. This rocket will 100% prove the Earth is flat. At 1800 feet up, Earth "scientists" would have you believe you'd see a curve in the Earth. FAKE NEWS. "Awesome Pioneer and Truther" Mike Hughes will finally break the bubble on the Government/Airline/Reptilian conspiracy. He'll take a picture, you'll see the giant ice wall that surrounds the flat earth, plus the UN troops that shoot anyone who dares approach that wall to silence them. Godspeed, Mr. Hughes!
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