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Les Os
Mar 29, 2010
obviously all of us are doing thing this that prevent us from doing other thing whether currently or in the future sense for instance if I sit in a chair I do not stand on a bed or float in a pool of water if I was not drinking lager I would be drinking tequila and if I were not drawing microscopes I would be an astronaut or an rear end-tronaut if you catch my meaning so what would you be doing if you aren't doing what you're doing right now (posting)

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Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
posting in a better thread

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Nothing.... oh that is what I'm doing right now... poo poo I don't know OP.

Lauroon Kyanka
Sep 17, 2017

*trips on a ladybug*

*dies of old age*
i'd probs be working. spending all my disposable income on computer parts.

jimmyjams
Jan 10, 2001


King Kong of Megadongs
Gobblin' them mega schlongs
Makin' sure they mega long
Stroke' 'em if they mega strong
pissing out my rear end

spinderella
Jul 15, 2017

by FactsAreUseless
Reading a book

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
Cleaning or reading.

I.C.
Jun 10, 2008

Be in my own bed instead of this one.

sprotto
Jul 16, 2017

Sucking someone else’s balls instead of someone sucking my balls all the time 24/7

clone on the phone
Aug 5, 2003

I'm sitting under a tree in the hot summer shade. The only other thing I'd be doing is drinking beer and smoking weed, but also under a tree.

Obsidianheart
Apr 26, 2017

Throwing off the shadow of a better man.
Masturbating.





Dur.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
rotting in a shallow grave

Jim Barris
Aug 13, 2009
I'm stopped in the middle of the road waiting for them to clear an accident. If I weren't doing this, I would be driving or maybe sitting at home.

unpleasantly turgid
Jul 6, 2016

u lightweights couldn't even feed my shadow ;*
well I'm at a friends house watching him play evil within while I post on something awful. If I weren't doing this, I'd probably be eating mcdonalds watching a movie. I kinda wish I could combine all those things, but I don't think I should eat out on my budget and having a movie playing would really cut into the talking we're doing.

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
Not sure op

Tom Sellout
May 27, 2011

$240 million of Johnny Walker Blue and Throatzilla's services.
drinking but im already drinking so i guess im just a big gay baby, op

CassandraZara
Oct 21, 2012

by Nyc_Tattoo
Sleeping

ass
Sep 22, 2011
Young Orc
I'd be studying. Which I should be. Well bye.

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
i drunkenly ate old sushi from aldi's and am throwing up

Former DILF
Jul 13, 2017

playing ck2, maybe stalker

could be out back smoking w33d

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

I'd be cycling home if it hadn't started raining. Waiting for a train (yawn).

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
taking a poo poo

Former DILF
Jul 13, 2017

i played some stalker and smoked some w33d

i guess i gotta play some ck2 now

Kaewan
May 29, 2008
Not having sex.

Have Blue
Mar 27, 2013


Panther Like a Panther
I could just be a lazy piece of poo poo and sleep in instead of gearing up to go to my friend's lake house

Beta Orbiter
May 27, 2017

unpleasantly turgid posted:

well I'm at a friends house watching him play evil within while I post on something awful. If I weren't doing this, I'd probably be eating mcdonalds watching a movie. I kinda wish I could combine all those things, but I don't think I should eat out on my budget and having a movie playing would really cut into the talking we're doing.

I'll bring you McDonald's if you are within 50 miles of me.

Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Well I'm taking a poo poo so probably making GBS threads my pants with delight

To be fair...
Feb 3, 2006
Film Producer

Dolphin posted:

Well I'm taking a poo poo so probably making GBS threads my pants with delight

Something like this.

Jesustheastronaut!
Mar 9, 2014




Lipstick Apathy
I'd be at home. Slamming meat and swapping sauce with the woman I love

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Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Jesustheastronaut! posted:

I'd be at home. Slamming meat and swapping sauce with the woman I love
Thanksgiving was two days ago

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