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Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
There is no doubt now: the 2017 Reds are the best team in MLS history. Canadian Champions, Supporters Shield winners, and MLS Cup Champions all in one year. Wooden Spoon goes to the Galaxy, which is funny since LA is getting a second team that will probably siphon support from them due to their central location and lack of NFL co-tenant, not to mention the possibility they will be much, much better.

Offseason schedule
December 10 - Option Exercise Deadline
December 12 - Expansion Draft (followed by free agency)
December 13 - Waiver Draft
December 15 - Re-Entry Draft Stage 1
December 18 - 2018 CONCACAF Champions League draw
December 22 - Re-Entry Draft Stage 2
January 19 - SuperDraft
February 3 - Preseason begins
February 20 - 2018 CONCACAF Champions League begins

Oh, and there's expansion and potential relocation to talk about.

Edward Mass fucked around with this message at 21:15 on Jan 18, 2018

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trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
There have been some trades today in the window, most are quite :effort:

https://twitter.com/JeffreyCarlisle/status/939881439524474880
https://twitter.com/DougRobersonAJC/status/939895287098822656
https://twitter.com/andrew_wiebe/status/939895567110504449
https://twitter.com/NYCFC/status/939880590417039361
https://twitter.com/DougRobersonAJC/status/939906598192939008

Dallan Invictus
Oct 11, 2007

The thing about words is that meanings can twist just like a snake, and if you want to find snakes, look for them behind words that have changed their meaning.
Yay, offseason thread.

Zimmerman always seemed like a pretty solid defensive piece for Dallas, I'm surprised they got rid of him (and I wonder what they'll do with the money/allocation spot?)

Between Kamara and Blondell it is now obvious that Montero isn't coming back, but on the bright side they both seem better suited for our apparent system than Montero was (plus, yaknow, having two Actual First-Team Quality Strikers) so I'm pretty positive about the move. Especially since Kamara came cheap (first and a second, I'm hearing, and unless we have another comedy season those aren't going to be particularly high picks).

The others are, as you say, :effort:, but in an expansion year silly season doesn't start in earnest until the expansion draft.

Your Boy Fancy
Feb 7, 2003

by Cyrano4747
Brilliant for an international spot. Of course.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Expansion draft protected/unprotected list

Star Man
Jun 1, 2008

There's a star maaaaaan
Over the rainbow
No matter what happens next year, the Rapids will find a way to gently caress it up.

El Jebus
Jun 18, 2008

This avatar is paid for by "Avatars for improving Lowtax's spine by any means that doesn't result in him becoming brain dead by putting his brain into a cyborg body and/or putting him in a exosuit due to fears of the suit being hacked and crushing him during a cyberpunk future timeline" Foundation
I sure hope Portland find a decent coach.

Jack2142
Jul 17, 2014

Shitposting in Seattle

El Jebus posted:

I sure hope Portland find a decent coach.

I'm okay with them not.

Tigren
Oct 3, 2003

El Jebus posted:

I sure hope Portland find a decent coach.

I disagree OP. To be honest, all teams that aren't mine can go gently caress themselves.

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
I've been waiting patiently for this thread to post that Doody has been released from the Chicago Fire

Nostradingus
Jul 13, 2009

He'll do well in the Bundesliga. I hear that many Germans would love to play with Doody

highme
May 25, 2001


I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!


Tigren posted:

I disagree OP. To be honest, all teams that aren't mine can go gently caress themselves.

Fair analysis.

Reince Penis
Nov 15, 2007

by R. Guyovich
I just got back from the parade and city hall rally here in Toronto.

https://twitter.com/MLS/status/940279434300583936

Fuckin' solid turnout.

Reince Penis
Nov 15, 2007

by R. Guyovich
In related news, someone at the Seattle Times production department is probably losing their job just before Christmas

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
To be fair, they scored no goals last year as well and won the Cup.

ZHamburglar
Aug 24, 2006
I have a penis.
Drafting in the MLS is the cringiest part of the league imho. I just hate it all around.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
I think all the drafts need to be merged into the SuperDraft. It's called the SuperDraft for a reason!

Dallan Invictus
Oct 11, 2007

The thing about words is that meanings can twist just like a snake, and if you want to find snakes, look for them behind words that have changed their meaning.
This whole "Atlanta bidding record-breaking amounts of Garberbucks for Nagbe" thing is doing my head in honestly: is that really a position of need for them?

ZHamburglar
Aug 24, 2006
I have a penis.

Dallan Invictus posted:

This whole "Atlanta bidding record-breaking amounts of Garberbucks for Nagbe" thing is doing my head in honestly: is that really a position of need for them?

Based on their other signings, they'll have one of the best overall rosters of all time. I don't think Nagbe necessarily adds anything to their overall quality.

Azerban
Oct 28, 2003



gently caress LA teams, gently caress NY teams

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Expansion draft picks:

Tyler Miller - GK - SEA
Latif Blessing - F - SKC
Marco Ureña - F - SJE
Jukka Raitala - D - CLB
Raheem Edwards - D - TOR

Friendly Factory
Apr 19, 2007

I can't stand the wailing of women
Sucks to lose Edwards but I hope he does well

Azerban
Oct 28, 2003



Friendly Factory posted:

Sucks to lose Edwards but I hope he's not traded to one of the poo poo canadian teams and ruined

B.B. Rodriguez
Aug 8, 2005

Bender: "I was God once." God: "Yes, I saw. You were doing well until everyone died."

I thought he did quite well in Toronto, Azerban....

Dallan Invictus
Oct 11, 2007

The thing about words is that meanings can twist just like a snake, and if you want to find snakes, look for them behind words that have changed their meaning.
LAFC refining the Brian Ching maneuver by picking someone that's too young to retire as their expansion draft hostage.

(or they could actually be looking to play him, that's cool too I guess but vastly less funny.)

Azerban
Oct 28, 2003



B.B. Rodriguez posted:

I thought he did quite well in Toronto, Azerban....

he did and this is real annoying

Jack2142
Jul 17, 2014

Shitposting in Seattle

I am legitimately confused why Tyler Miller was picked... but apparently he went to the same College as LAFC's GM so?

Overall I think these picks were exponentially better than Minnesota's or Atlanta's.


Also LAFC is apparently flipping Raheem for Ciman (I assume the worst player on the Belgium National Team).

https://twitter.com/SoccerByIves/status/940683972811608064

-Edit-
Apparently

https://twitter.com/JeffreyCarlisle/status/940696989544706053

So Montral just fixed their fullback problems in exchange for creating a center-back problem?

Jack2142 fucked around with this message at 22:59 on Dec 12, 2017

Jack2142
Jul 17, 2014

Shitposting in Seattle

Dallan Invictus posted:

This whole "Atlanta bidding record-breaking amounts of Garberbucks for Nagbe" thing is doing my head in honestly: is that really a position of need for them?

I am also amused that the first offseason Porter leaves all the Akron players are getting purged from the roster.

Azerban
Oct 28, 2003



real cool that montreal makes out like a bandit, fuckin garbage town

Dallan Invictus
Oct 11, 2007

The thing about words is that meanings can twist just like a snake, and if you want to find snakes, look for them behind words that have changed their meaning.

Azerban posted:

real cool that montreal makes out like a bandit, fuckin garbage town

If it makes you happy, Montreal fans are Not Thrilled about trading away a francophone fan favourite who explicitly picked them because they had good specialists for treating his autistic daughter.

Silly season living up to its name and it JUST STARTED.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
https://twitter.com/TaylorTwellman/status/940724031124332545

Azerban
Oct 28, 2003



Dallan Invictus posted:

If it makes you happy, Montreal fans are Not Thrilled

it does, thank you, god bless

El Jebus
Jun 18, 2008

This avatar is paid for by "Avatars for improving Lowtax's spine by any means that doesn't result in him becoming brain dead by putting his brain into a cyborg body and/or putting him in a exosuit due to fears of the suit being hacked and crushing him during a cyberpunk future timeline" Foundation

I have no idea what to make of this. Seems like not a terrible choice? Played internationally/MLS/English leagues, coached Cosmos to multiple championships, and got his start coaching academies (which could give the Timbers youth system a healthy boost). Also bilingual english/spanish. I'm cautiously optimistic?

Dallan Invictus
Oct 11, 2007

The thing about words is that meanings can twist just like a snake, and if you want to find snakes, look for them behind words that have changed their meaning.

El Jebus posted:

I have no idea what to make of this. Seems like not a terrible choice? Played internationally/MLS/English leagues, coached Cosmos to multiple championships, and got his start coaching academies (which could give the Timbers youth system a healthy boost). Also bilingual english/spanish. I'm cautiously optimistic?

You should be thrilled, I think. I mean yeah, the Cosmos were the 900 lb gorilla of the NASL but by all appearances he's a pretty good coach. I'm astonished the Revs went with Friedel over him.

side note from that article: LOL at those incentives in the Nagbe deal, he ain't never hitting those.

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

Dallan Invictus posted:

I'm astonished the Revs went with Friedel over him.

Guaranteed he was never even under consideration by the idiot committee at foxboro

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
Larentowicz signed a new one year deal with Atlanta, his previous deal expired at the end of the season. No complaints on that.

Friendly Factory
Apr 19, 2007

I can't stand the wailing of women
Montreal trading Ciman is such a dirtbag piece of poo poo move that nothing else makes sense. I feel awful that his family is going to be uprooted and that Edwards is going to get poo poo on by the fans because of the classless team that traded for him.

Azerban
Oct 28, 2003



Friendly Factory posted:

because of the classless team that traded for him.

Teams.

https://twitter.com/nikmartineauTVA/status/940717297005748224

G-Hawk
Dec 15, 2003

the season ended like 4 days ago and im expecteded to follow news? Horse poo poo!

oh im a Houston fan, nothing interesting will happen

carry on

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TwoStepBoog
Apr 12, 2008

Nagbe going to Atlanta

https://twitter.com/TimbersFC/status/941004814351155200

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