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Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"


https://twitter.com/yashar/status/940057446566977539

https://twitter.com/Bourdain/status/940035834786414592

https://twitter.com/Bourdain/status/940049540534616064

There's apparently a Sex Chef. I hope it's not Ramsay

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Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

Emeril Lagasi. BAM!

Ayn Randi
Mar 12, 2009


Grimey Drawer

wanna see a sex tape of gordon ramsay critiquing the loving like an incompetent kitchenhand

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


Giada's too touchy with her wait staff.

Sand Dan
May 15, 2017

welcum 2 our
sick cyberpunk h e l l
Mario Batali is probably a world class horndog

WatermelonGun
May 7, 2009

Sand Dan posted:

Mario Batali is probably a world class horndog

Ugh

My munyy is on Marco Pierre White

goethe.cx
Apr 23, 2014


bobby flay

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
i'd say guy fieri, but it's quite a stretch to call him a chef.

Sand Dan
May 15, 2017

welcum 2 our
sick cyberpunk h e l l
Lidia Bastianich except she gives young men extra helpings of Italian grandma pasta to make them fall asleep

Immanentized
Mar 17, 2009
Jacques Pepin. The whole petite Frenchman thing is cover.

lohli
Jun 30, 2008

Nurge
Feb 4, 2009

by Reene
Fun Shoe
Dibs on Alton Brown. Something weird going on there.

a few DRUNK BONERS
Mar 25, 2016

it's julia childs

Edgar Allan Pwned
Apr 4, 2011

Quoth the Raven "I love the power glove. It's so bad..."
i hope neither ramsey or alton brown.

who was the ginger/brown haired dude who treated everyone like poo poo? bobby flay? him.

Edgar Allan Pwned
Apr 4, 2011

Quoth the Raven "I love the power glove. It's so bad..."
Paula deen in a weird racist-dom sex thing

spinderella
Jul 15, 2017

by FactsAreUseless
I hope it's the Italian lady with the little boobs

For the lols

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

def julia childs

Ayn Randi
Mar 12, 2009


Grimey Drawer

WatermelonGun posted:

Ugh

My munyy is on Marco Pierre White

if this happens mods namechange me to "marco pierre white privilege" please tia

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

Alton Brown is notorious for being a giant rear end in a top hat so I hope he raped Guy Fieri and will finally be brought to justice.

C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008
All but one of the Iron Chefs, because Chen is a saint.

EoinCannon
Aug 29, 2008

Grimey Drawer
Bourdain's twitter says it's someone he respects so it can't be Fieri, or most of other food network personalities.

StupidSexyVaultGuy
Jul 26, 2003



I hope it's Bobby Flay but know it will be Ramsay.

Anne Whateley
Feb 11, 2007
:unsmith: i like nice words
The question is who Bourdain admires and cares about, because he talks poo poo about most celebrity chefs. If it was Ramsay he'd probably just be like "yeah, gently caress that guy." Chefs I've seen Bourdain admire are pretty limited -- Pepin, Ripert, Marcus Samuelsson . . .

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer
I was really scared it was Bourdain from his heroin days but luckily he was the next two responses

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Anne Whateley posted:

The question is who Bourdain admires and cares about, because he talks poo poo about most celebrity chefs. If it was Ramsay he'd probably just be like "yeah, gently caress that guy." Chefs I've seen Bourdain admire are pretty limited -- Pepin, Ripert, Marcus Samuelsson . . .

I mean if he's a molester he'll probably go all in but he's both praised and criticized him in the past so it's hard to tell where he stands on him. I think he likes him as a person if not the poo poo he puts out

Grem
Mar 29, 2004

It's how her species communicates

It's Tom Colicchio.

ContraBoss
Dec 6, 2005

Well *I* only read the New Yorker and eat Fancy Feast.




Replace the bell pepper with a set of mams

StupidSexyVaultGuy
Jul 26, 2003



ContraBoss posted:





Replace the bell pepper with a set of mams

Yes, we've all done that roleplay.

Pissed Ape Sexist
Apr 19, 2008

It's me, I cook like a maniac and grab some serious titty on the reg between seasoning things

Pissed Ape Sexist
Apr 19, 2008

I also do a funny joke where I yell 'I'm cumin!' before dumping cumin into chili so there's a whole ejaculation side to my humor. Just some pointers you know

DogonCrook
Apr 24, 2016

I think my 20 years as hurricane chaser might be a little relevant ive been through more hurricanws than moat shiitty newscasters

Anne Whateley posted:

The question is who Bourdain admires and cares about, because he talks poo poo about most celebrity chefs. If it was Ramsay he'd probably just be like "yeah, gently caress that guy." Chefs I've seen Bourdain admire are pretty limited -- Pepin, Ripert, Marcus Samuelsson . . .

Wonder if its jeremiah tower the guy he did the documentary on. He was molested i think but he also just disappeared for no reason. The opening monologue he gives is loving dark as hell. Maybe thats not fair, but i could see it.

Ayn Randi
Mar 12, 2009


Grimey Drawer

ContraBoss posted:





Replace the bell pepper with a set of mams

allez titties!

Harold Stassen
Jan 24, 2016
Giada :ohdear:

KakerMix
Apr 8, 2004

8.2 M.P.G.
:byetankie:
If it's Alton Brown I'm going to lol pretty hard and then sigh as I still use techniques I've learned from him

Not sexual techiques tho!!!!

Kak
Sep 27, 2002
Sous-vide my balls

spinderella
Jul 15, 2017

by FactsAreUseless

Is that your av?
Let's hope it's her so Lowtax gets a slightly better Xmas maybe.

AKA Pseudonym
May 16, 2004

A dashing and sophisticated young man
Doctor Rope
There's no chance that Guy Fieri isn't guilty of something horrifying and disgusting

ArbitraryC
Jan 28, 2009
Pick a number, any number
Pillbug
Gonna guess Alton. Gordan could gently caress basically any of the hot young chefs on his shows without coercing them, even the dudes swoon around him.

simplefish
Mar 28, 2011

So long, and thanks for all the fish gallbladdΣrs!


Chocolate. Salty. Balls.

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EoinCannon
Aug 29, 2008

Grimey Drawer

AKA Pseudonym posted:

There's no chance that Guy Fieri isn't guilty of something horrifying and disgusting

Yeah but you can't be charged with molesting food and harassing common decency for now

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