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Terrorists funded by oil countries in the middle east acquire a dirty bomb and try to irradiate the world's salt flats in order to keep people from mining lithium in order to keep the rest of the world dependent on fossil fuels (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST) (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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China invades a computer chip manufacturing plant in south east asia to acquire the first developed quantum computer chip in order to hack the world's financial information and steal the wealth of every developed nation
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An evil genius steals the modified e-coli strains being used by GMO laboratories and develops a weaponized version to hold the world hostage
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Dec 11, 2017 18:01
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James struggles with his obsession with auto-erotic asphyxiation.
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Dec 11, 2017 18:02
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Linda from HR opens up an email with a virus, which results in Bond's identity being stolen. He must track down and eliminate the thief after finding out sixteen credit cards were opened in his name.
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Dec 11, 2017 18:03
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Yet again Great Britain saves The Continent and The Colonies. Behold my stiff upper lip. God Save The Queen. We sure showed the Huns! Let's shag.
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Dec 11, 2017 18:05
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North Korea develops a nuke and demands money from South Korea, in the movie bond's new gadget is a smart phone by samsung and drives a kia with a missile launcher
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Dec 11, 2017 18:06
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James gets a job in show business and is beloved for being somehow less rapey
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Dec 11, 2017 18:08
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The EU falls apart and a ultra nationalist organization takes over and james bond has to stop it
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Dec 11, 2017 18:09
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James Bond rapes another lesbian and this time is imprisoned for it.
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Dec 11, 2017 18:11
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fishing with the fam posted:Linda from HR opens up an email with a virus, which results in Bond's identity being stolen. He must track down and eliminate the thief after finding out sixteen credit cards were opened in his name. same but its someone hacking people's smart phones causing them all to explode crippling our app driven economy
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Dec 11, 2017 18:12
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Bond blows all his money gambling on lootboxes
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Dec 11, 2017 18:13
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James Bond retires, lives off his pension, and slowly succumbs to his alcoholism
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Dec 11, 2017 18:14
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New character: Tits Mcass
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A rash of sexual harassment accusations threatens to shut down MI6.
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Dec 11, 2017 18:15
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James Bond needs to impregnate a panda before a bomb planted in the panda's vulva explodes.
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Dec 11, 2017 18:16
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James Bond has a sex-change operation.
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A black james bond
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A crossover story with xXx
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Dec 11, 2017 18:17
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James is hot on the heels of a villain who shits in urinals.
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Dec 11, 2017 18:17
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James pretends to be gay to infiltrate a nefarious league of homos.
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Bond kills the queen, initiates a republican form of government.
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Elon Musk just copies the plot of Diamonds Are Forever
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Bond is deployed to Omaha, Nebraska to investigate and shut down a corn ethanol price-fixing operation
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Incitatus posted:James pretends to be gay to infiltrate a nefarious league of homos. James Bond is gay and willingly joins a nefarious league of homos.
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After years of sexual tension, Bond and M make sweet passionate love despite M's chronic vaginal dryness.
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James Bond gets diagnosed with breast cancer.
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Bond gets his toughest case yet. Prevent Magius1337est from making new threads.
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Dec 11, 2017 18:22
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James Bond must confront his greatest threat yet: A supervillan composed from the DNA of his past opponents! Said villain slides out of the incubation pod as a gibbering, seizure-addled mass of flesh and quickly dies due to its incapability to breathe. A spin-off film that follows Jaws around as he does cool antihero/antivillain stuff; This I'd actually watch.
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Dec 11, 2017 18:27
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James Bond has the sex with a pretty girl.
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Dec 11, 2017 18:29
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James Bond, middle aged and alone, seeks some kind of meaning in his life. He's saved the world many times, bedded many women, but he hates himself. Every morning he wakes up and puts his pistol in his mouth. Finger on the trigger. He looks out the window of his amazing penthouse apartment and waits. There's an old man that walks down the street every day, buys a bagel with cream cheese at the corner coffee shop, then sits and eats it while reading the paper. Bond has made his life part of his routine - every day he watches this man and decides "If he can keep going, so can I.". The day that man doesn't buy that bagel, Bond will pull the trigger. He's usually there between 8:45 am and 9:30 am, sometimes a little bit later. He is very old of course, he probably gets distracted or held up. It's 9:45 and James starts sweating. It's 9:50 and the man still hasn't shown up. James vows to wait 5 more minutes, just in case.
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Dec 11, 2017 18:30
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James insists that his new girlfriend has implants. But she keeps insisting that they're "real and spectacular". The mystery goes even deeper when Moneypenny meets her in the sauna and trips and lands on her breasts.
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Dec 11, 2017 18:31
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After dinner, James gets his car back from the valet. He and Moneypenny get in the car and realize that the valet has really bad B.O.. James goes to great lengths to get the smell out of his car while Moneypenny goes to great lengths to get the smell out of her hair. James soon realizes that the smell isn't just a mere odor, but an entity unto itself, and finally decides that he has to get rid of his car. Meanwhile, Q gets reacquainted with M and discovers that he drove her to lesbianism, and Bill Tanner dates M's girlfriend.
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James is deemed a racist when he purchases a Native American statue for Moneypenny. Q tries to get MI6 to publish his coffee table book. Moneypenny runs into a really creepy man on the subway who steals M's TV Guide and follows her to the MI6. Meanwhile, Bill Tanner gets grounded when he has sex with a woman in MI6 headquarters.
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Dec 11, 2017 18:37
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Q starts dating a woman who (told by James) thinks Q is a marine biologist. M's electronic organizer injures a person after being launched from a limo by a Russian novelist. Moneypenny decides to golf on the beach.
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Dec 11, 2017 18:39
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"It's cancer, James, and not the kind you can recover from. I'm sorry, I truly am." "Q, can't you make some kind of an antidote here? A pill, or laser it out?" "James, I'm..... my God man you think we didn't try? We've been trying since we detected it last year, we didn't want to scare you. All those body scans were chemo, all those "safety pills" were attempted cures. But it's gotten too bad too fast. You've got a month left. I suggest you make peace with whatever family you might have. Obviously you're free to go, we'll fly you anywhere in the world you want." *Miles away, Blofeld twirls a vial lableled 'James Bond Cancer Cure' in his fingers*
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Dec 11, 2017 18:41
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James Bond has to stop a shipment of cat food from France as it hasn't paid the new Brexit customs tax. Turns out its being used to feed the poor of the UK. Bond kills the poor and goes back to sipping 500 quid champagne and loving eastern european escorts who may or may not be spies and have double entende names.
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New James Bond will order cosmopolitans and be gay and gently caress a dude. Gotta keep it edgy.
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James Bond versus Freeza.
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