Who will face Brock at Royal Rumble? This poll is closed. |
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Kane | 3 | 4.17% | |
BRAUN!!! | 6 | 8.33% | |
Kane and BRAUN!!! | 21 | 29.17% | |
Finn Ba.... | 42 | 58.33% | |
Total: | 72 votes |
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Jerusalem fucked around with this message at 12:40 on Dec 13, 2017 |
# ? Dec 12, 2017 05:12 |
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Here is your weekly reminder that Absolution is bad and quite possibly the worst WWE faction of 2017.
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# ? Dec 12, 2017 05:13 |
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I'm placing money on a Kane, Braun and Brock three way at Rumble cause what everyone wants in 2018 is main event Kane
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# ? Dec 12, 2017 05:14 |
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Kane is going to be in a world title match in 2018 and I am so happy
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# ? Dec 12, 2017 05:14 |
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the setup for that last match was a whole lot of something building up to nothing
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# ? Dec 12, 2017 05:15 |
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SatoshiMiwa posted:I'm placing money on a Kane, Braun and Brock three way at Rumble cause what everyone wants in 2018 is main event Kane What I want is Universal Champion Kane.
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# ? Dec 12, 2017 05:16 |
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SatoshiMiwa posted:I'm placing money on a Kane, Braun and Brock three way at Rumble cause what everyone wants in 2018 is main event Kane This is 100% what happens. Kane eats the pin so Braun stays strong
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# ? Dec 12, 2017 05:16 |
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Kane's going to win the Title and beat Brock, win the Rumble, the mayor race, the IWGP title and the G1 all in one year cause everything needs more Kane
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# ? Dec 12, 2017 05:16 |
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Under the vegetable posted:What I want is Universal Champion Kane. Your Universal Champion Kane YUCK
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# ? Dec 12, 2017 05:20 |
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DarkstarIV posted:Here is your weekly reminder that Absolution is bad and quite possibly the worst WWE faction of 2017. Every time I read about Absolution I imagine Tony Nese doing a Simon System infomercial gimmick with that name and it amuses me more than it should. It also reminds me of how some song on that Muse album would make great entrance themes.
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# ? Dec 12, 2017 05:21 |
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So does this mean Absolution is now an underdog heel faction, now that you have the rest of the Women's roster kicking their rear end WITHOUT Auska's help?
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# ? Dec 12, 2017 05:29 |
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It's not surprising that they clearly haven't put any thought whatsoever into an actual reason for Absolution to be there doing what it's doing or an eventual goal outside of "Paige wins the belt, I guess," but it somehow gets elevated to being absolutely amazing for me when I remember that they did it simultaneously on both of their shows in the exact same way with the exact same problems. It's the kind of thing you'd say as an overbearing smark joke about WWE booking. Kane's gonna be the universal champion and Enzo and Nia are going to reenact the live sex celebration to usher us into a new Attitude Era.
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# ? Dec 12, 2017 05:32 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cwLgs0UelRs
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# ? Dec 12, 2017 05:33 |
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CarlCX posted:It's not surprising that they clearly haven't put any thought whatsoever into an actual reason for Absolution to be there doing what it's doing or an eventual goal outside of "Paige wins the belt, I guess," but it somehow gets elevated to being absolutely amazing for me when I remember that they did it simultaneously on both of their shows in the exact same way with the exact same problems. It's the kind of thing you'd say as an overbearing smark joke about WWE booking. i could be convinced that the raw and smackdown writers both came up with the same dogshit storyline at the exact same time independent of each other
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# ? Dec 12, 2017 05:36 |
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Absolution's domination over the women's division made them look worse than the Corre ever did
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# ? Dec 12, 2017 05:38 |
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It really gets me, even now, that there are people who watch people play video games for their own amusement instead of, like, looking for the solution to a tough boss or puzzle, which I never do cuz I am really good at games.
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# ? Dec 12, 2017 05:40 |
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Tomahawk posted:i could be convinced that the raw and smackdown writers both came up with the same dogshit storyline at the exact same time independent of each other Smackdown has been handling them a lot better, plus those women are a lot better than the ones on Raw.
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# ? Dec 12, 2017 05:44 |
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Now, see, back when the Shield first split and the first Roman issues began to emerge, I suggested that the smart thing to do would be keep Roman in the midcard/edge of the upper card and have him feud with workers like Cesaro for several months to try and give him some more seasoning. Well, uh.....better late than never, I guess?
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# ? Dec 12, 2017 05:59 |
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CarlCX posted:It's not surprising that they clearly haven't put any thought whatsoever into an actual reason for Absolution to be there doing what it's doing or an eventual goal outside of "Paige wins the belt, I guess," but it somehow gets elevated to being absolutely amazing for me when I remember that they did it simultaneously on both of their shows in the exact same way with the exact same problems. It's the kind of thing you'd say as an overbearing smark joke about WWE booking. Alexa is the only one they haven’t interacted with more than once so they’re not even steering towards a title match right now. It’s a total mess. Also notably they still don’t have 2 women’s stories on Raw right now. They just have Absolution, nobody has even talked about how they had interrupted a #1 contender match that has never been resolved and put the title picture in stasis.
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# ? Dec 12, 2017 06:12 |
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like... why did that segment with paige not end with them standing tall after her lackys saved her from auska kicking all of their asses but being stomped out since was putting on an armbar
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# ? Dec 12, 2017 06:18 |
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can't wait for Best Wrestler on the Roster Shane McMahon and his lapdogs randy orton and nakamura to put down rightfully annoyed employees Kevin Owens and Sami Zayn tomorrow
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# ? Dec 12, 2017 06:20 |
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Big Coffin Hunter posted:like... why did that segment with paige not end with them standing tall after her lackys saved her from auska kicking all of their asses but being stomped out since was putting on an armbar Because WWE wants to protect Asuka as well. Having Absolution beat down Asuka would make her look weak. Especially since Absolution as a faction right now is a massive joke, even before tonight's beatdown. Both Mandy and Sonya are really bad at pretty much everything right now. DarkstarIV fucked around with this message at 06:30 on Dec 12, 2017 |
# ? Dec 12, 2017 06:27 |
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RealFoxy posted:Absolution's domination over the women's division made them look worse than the Corre ever did At least the Corre had the last ever ECW Champion, Ezekiel Jackson. What does Absolution have going for it?
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# ? Dec 12, 2017 06:31 |
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DarkstarIV posted:Because WWE wants to protect Asuka as well. Having Absolution beat down Asuka would make her look weak. Especially since Absolution as a faction right now is a massive joke, even before tonight's beatdown. Mandy and Sonya get into the ring as Paige stares her down from the apron Asuka beats both of them on her own Paige begins to step in the ring and stare down Asuka The entire women's roster starts to come down, Paige gathers Absolution and they escape through the crowd Maybe have Asuka spin kick someone and start screaming angrily in Japanese for interrupting her fight
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# ? Dec 12, 2017 06:31 |
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I posted it before, but what I think will happen with regards to Absolution is: Paige will probably win the RAW Women's Title soon. Maybe Christmas, because they need to have some reason for people to tune in. Paige can then retain against Alexa at the Royal Rumble. Asuka can then win a #1 Contender's Elimination Chamber match or something, and then beat Paige at Wrestlemania. She can squash Mandy and Sonya before then, and put them on the shelf so they won't be at Wrestlemania. In that way, it makes sense, as WWE probably doesn't want to give away Asuka vs Paige right now, as that could be seen as a Wrestlemania level program.
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# ? Dec 12, 2017 06:35 |
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Why won't Braun and Kane kiss?
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# ? Dec 12, 2017 06:39 |
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I thought Raw was really good! Seth/Sheamus and Cesaro/Roman were good as hell, I really liked the cruiser stuff and my only real problem with Dean/Joe was I dunno what the actual wrestling endgame is with Jordan. Also I guess the Rumble is a triple threat so Brock can pin Kane which is cool.
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# ? Dec 12, 2017 06:44 |
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Waffleopolis posted:Why won't Braun and Kane kiss? They'll have a blowoff feud after the Lesnar match. A literal one.
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# ? Dec 12, 2017 06:44 |
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DarkstarIV posted:I posted it before, but what I think will happen with regards to Absolution is: lmao, paige is going to beat asuka at the rumble due to some sonya and mandy interference, and probably on the preshow
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# ? Dec 12, 2017 06:51 |
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RacistGuidingLight posted:They'll have a blowoff feud after the Lesnar match. A literal one. Is this? talking about penis sucking. [said quietly]
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# ? Dec 12, 2017 07:27 |
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It was nice of Cesaro to lift Roman over his shoulders so Roman could flip him over onto his back.
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# ? Dec 12, 2017 07:33 |
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For the people who missed it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HG1yId8FLOs They definitely shouldn't have used the transitions for every cut, though.
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# ? Dec 12, 2017 07:35 |
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I like Bray and his creepy spookemups having the piss openly taken by Matt Hardy. I still hold on to hope that Bo will get fed up of being beaten up as part of Miz's crew, and make the wise decision that he can get beaten up as part of his brothers spoopy crew.
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# ? Dec 12, 2017 08:26 |
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DarkstarIV posted:Because WWE wants to protect Asuka as well. Having Absolution beat down Asuka would make her look weak. Especially since Absolution as a faction right now is a massive joke, even before tonight's beatdown. Both Mandy and Sonya are really bad at pretty much everything right now. Auska kicked all of their asses and was caught off guard, if you want to get both Auska over and the new hell stable over having auska kick all their asses but get beat down because she was going to break Paige's arm would be a good way to do it realisticially auska and paige shouldn't be interacting outside of teases like they did last week
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# ? Dec 12, 2017 08:36 |
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The Big Red Machine needs The Big Red Belt to end his farewell run.
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# ? Dec 12, 2017 08:40 |
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Kane should be champion because this company is stupid and makes bad decisions all the time, so what's one more?
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# ? Dec 12, 2017 09:17 |
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So how many weeks does Roman need to put on really loving great title defences for before the smarks accept him?
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# ? Dec 12, 2017 09:18 |
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Rarity posted:So how many weeks does Roman need to put on really loving great title defences for before the smarks accept him? He's been having good matches for two hundred weeks and counting. They won't.
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# ? Dec 12, 2017 09:22 |
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Vince permanently hosed Roman up by pushing him too hard too early
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# ? Dec 12, 2017 09:52 |
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Rarity posted:So how many weeks does Roman need to put on really loving great title defences for before the smarks accept him? If John Cena is any indication, roughly 2-3 more years.
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# ? Dec 12, 2017 09:58 |