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Amarcarts
Feb 21, 2007

This looks a lot like suffering.
Why do a lot of people have a lot of difficulty remembering whether other people's pets are male or female?

Why do guys love guns so much? (Guilty myself but not sure why)

Why do a lot of religious people have sexual hangups?

If you guys have any questions of your own I will try to answer

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Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
Why do people make bad posts?

Why do people poo poo up those same bad posts?

Why do people poo poo up good posts?

Why do people post?

Motherfucker
Jul 16, 2011

I certainly dont have deep-seated issues involving birthdays.
This thread, why?

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

Why cant i find a girl with pink nipples that isnt fat

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

How come i have to shave my balls before any type of ball surgery

I mean what does a nurse even do nowadays

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

Im just gonna go in with full amazon pubes and claim my taint has that tim allen santa clause beard problem

Amarcarts
Feb 21, 2007

This looks a lot like suffering.

Waltzing Along posted:

Why do people make bad posts?

Why do people poo poo up those same bad posts?

Why do people poo poo up good posts?

Well there is no such thing as an objectively bad post since people have different preferences.

Waltzing Along posted:

Why do people post?

People post for a variety of reasons. Maybe like you or me they have a question or an answer.

Amarcarts
Feb 21, 2007

This looks a lot like suffering.

SCROTO TURBOSPERG posted:

How come i have to shave my balls before any type of ball surgery

I mean what does a nurse even do nowadays

Actually shaving an area is no longer routinely practiced as it can cause microcuts that increase the risk of surgical site infection. These days it is common to use clippers.

Amarcarts
Feb 21, 2007

This looks a lot like suffering.

Motherfucker posted:

This thread, why?

Everyone has things that they wonder about.

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

Amarcarts posted:

Actually shaving an area is no longer routinely practiced as it can cause microcuts that increase the risk of surgical site infection. These days it is common to use clippers.

Huh.

I just...i mean...

....huh.

New Wave Jose
Aug 20, 2008

Amarcarts posted:

Actually shaving an area is no longer routinely practiced as it can cause microcuts that increase the risk of surgical site infection. These days it is common to use clippers.

I had balls surgery like 12 years ago and I didn’t have to shave. I was sporting a nice full bush at the time.

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

New Wave Jose posted:

I had balls surgery like 12 years ago and I didn’t have to shave. I was sporting a nice full bush at the time.
They're trying to save money on hospital food by supplementing it with nutritious black forest alfalfa.

ScratchAndSniff
Sep 28, 2008

This game stinks

SCROTO TURBOSPERG posted:

Why cant i find a girl with pink nipples that isnt fat

Whether your nips are so pale you can see your blue veins (oh, hey) or are a rich shade of brown, you needn’t worry—they’re totally normal. They’re called the areolae (singular: areola), and come in a rainbow of hues. Don’t stress it. “Nipple color is not indicative of health in any way,” Patt tells SELF. “There’s natural variability in nipple color, just as there is in skintone variability with—and within—different ethnicities,” she adds. DiNome agrees that color is not usually indicative of breast pathology but, “a rash, crusting or a lesion on the nipple or areolae may (be),” she says.

The exception here is if they’ve suddenly turned red. Now, if you know why they’re red—let’s say you went running and they chafed against your sports bra—then you’re cool. Otherwise, head to the doc and let him or her know how their color has changed. It could be a a potential sign of of breast cancer (or specifically, Paget’s disease of the breast, a rare type of breast cancer), along with scaliness, thickening, nipple pain or skin irritation, Gaither tells SELF. “With any major nipple changes, seek evaluation from your health provider,” she adds.

ScratchAndSniff
Sep 28, 2008

This game stinks
One theory suggests that women should match their lipstick shade to their nipples to best complement their skin tone.

As a man, you can do this in reverse to accurately guess nipple color. Just ask yourself "what shade would look good with her skin tone?" And if you know anything about applying makeup to complement skin tone, you will probably guess her nipple color!

AWarmBody
Jul 26, 2014

Better than a cold one.
Why do some people support Farrah even though she's the worst one on Teen Mom OG???

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

ScratchAndSniff posted:

One theory suggests that women should match their lipstick shade to their nipples to best complement their skin tone.

As a man, you can do this in reverse to accurately guess nipple color. Just ask yourself "what shade would look good with her skin tone?" And if you know anything about applying makeup to complement skin tone, you will probably guess her nipple color!

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

ScratchAndSniff posted:

One theory suggests that women should match their lipstick shade to their nipples to best complement their skin tone.

As a man, you can do this in reverse to accurately guess nipple color. Just ask yourself "what shade would look good with her skin tone?" And if you know anything about applying makeup to complement skin tone, you will probably guess her nipple color!

I was going to ask you about a not-so-fresh feeling but then i read your username and lol

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Why do fat girls where skinny girl style clothing?

Why do they make skinny girl appropriate style clothing in plus sizes?

Why do we fat shame?

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

Why do russian teens love cs go

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
Why do some people refuse to accept "Anus gaping" as a perfectly valid addition to the "Other skills"-paragraph of my CV.

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Why are some people a different color than me or retarded or otherwise handicapped

Tinfoil Papercut
Jul 27, 2016

by Athanatos

SCROTO TURBOSPERG posted:

Why cant i find a girl with pink nipples that isnt fat

Faye Raegan

Away all Goats
Jul 5, 2005

Goose's rebellion

Why do kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch

macdonal hamborkles
Mar 29, 2010

Twerk it good!
Why won't all of the voices just shut up OP? Just for a darn minute.

Neutrino
Mar 8, 2006

Fallen Rib

Amarcarts posted:

Why do a lot of people have a lot of difficulty remembering whether other people's pets are male or female?

Does gender of animals really matter?

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Amarcarts posted:

Why do a lot of people have a lot of difficulty remembering whether other people's pets are male or female?

A lot of people don't wamt to have sex with pets.

Hammerite
Mar 9, 2007

And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.
Jade Ear Joe
why do some people really really care which way around the toilet roll is on the toilet roll holder

Jeffrey Dahmer
May 21, 2017

by Pragmatica
Muldoon
Why is the sky blue? Why is water wet?
Why did Judas rat to Romans while Jesus slept? Stand up
You're out of luck like two dogs stuck
Iron Man be sippin' rum, out of Stanley Cups, unflammable
Noriega, aimin' knives which stay windy in Chicago
Spine-tingle, mind boggles
Kangols in rainbow colors, promoters try to hold dough
Give me mine before Po, wrap you up in so-and-so
I ran the Dark Ages, Constantine and great Henry the Eighth
Built with Ghengis Khan, the wreck suede wiley Don

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ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

Hammerite posted:

why do some people really really care which way around the toilet roll is on the toilet roll holder

Imagine having so little agency in your life picking which way you setup the tissues that you use to scrape the poo poo out of your own rear end in a top hat actually matters to you

Now imagine that your opinion on even that matter is totally wrong

Lol

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
haha, too true brother

*does the secret front-roll handshake*

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
If your nipples aren't pink, then you're not white

Neutrino
Mar 8, 2006

Fallen Rib

Mozi posted:

haha, too true brother

*does the secret front-roll handshake*

unpleasantly turgid
Jul 6, 2016

u lightweights couldn't even feed my shadow ;*

sorry to wake you, mom. i'm going back to bed now.

1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)

Amarcarts posted:

Why do a lot of people have a lot of difficulty remembering whether other people's pets are male or female?

Why do guys love guns so much? (Guilty myself but not sure why)

Why do a lot of religious people have sexual hangups?

If you guys have any questions of your own I will try to answer

I'll answer!

1) I've actually never heard of this happening

2) Weapons, survival instinct, lizard brain stuff

3) I dont know

4) I dont

Thanks for the thread

World War Mammories
Aug 25, 2006


because they're loving stupid, op

this works for all possible values of X

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

OXBALLS DOT COM posted:

If your nipples aren't pink, then you're not white

listen dude, I'm just trying to get some pink nips. don't make this weird and racist.

Honky Dong Country
Feb 11, 2015


This made me laugh harder than it had any right to.

Jesustheastronaut!
Mar 9, 2014




Lipstick Apathy
Why do bad things happen to good people?

When are they finally going to let our people go?

When will 'then' be 'now'?

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

Why do some people suck my dick, you fuckman

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Papa Emeritus III
Jul 7, 2017

[A MESSAGE FROM THE CLERGY]

Dat's Pussy Trap, bitch!

Deal with it.
What's the deal with airline food?

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