|
The state of Alabama is probably going to elect a humble mall pedophile to take on the Washington establishment by electing him to the United States Senate.
|
#
?
Dec 13, 2017 01:08
|
|
|
|
| # ? Apr 23, 2024 23:56 |
|
|
Hopefully not.
|
|
#
?
Dec 13, 2017 01:09
|
|
|
A minor inconvenience
|
|
#
?
Dec 13, 2017 01:14
|
|
|
Seems it would be more surprising if they didn’t.
|
|
#
?
Dec 13, 2017 01:21
|
|
|
paul fart, mall plop is gonna take power it seems. thank god it isn't my state.
|
|
#
?
Dec 13, 2017 01:21
|
|
|
fruit on the bottom posted:A minor inconvenience 
|
|
#
?
Dec 13, 2017 01:22
|
|
|
Here's a secret for you: They're all pedophiles.
|
|
#
?
Dec 13, 2017 01:22
|
|
|
CassandraZara posted:Here's a secret for you: 
|
|
#
?
Dec 13, 2017 01:23
|
|
|
Well, either I get to watch the shitlibs break down because their latest Ossoff got merced by an out and proud pedophile or I get to watch the Republicans get dunked on in their volcano skull hell base by bland dishwater elemental.
|
|
#
?
Dec 13, 2017 01:42
|
|
|
|
|
#
?
Dec 13, 2017 01:43
|
|
|
At this point I don't think a democrat could beat a literal pile of poo poo with a tie.
|
|
#
?
Dec 13, 2017 01:44
|
|
|
Time to watch your democracy continue its tailspin because people are idiots
|
|
#
?
Dec 13, 2017 01:44
|
|
|
spacetoaster posted:At this point I don't think a democrat could beat a literal pile of poo poo with a tie. Is it running as an Independent?
|
|
#
?
Dec 13, 2017 01:45
|
|
|
If there’s any state where a pedophile could beat a Democrat Alabama would be that one.
|
|
#
?
Dec 13, 2017 01:46
|
|
|
I'm the Democrat candidate, who spent millions of dollars to project no notable platform, watch me smirk and give a half hearted shrug as I lose
|
|
#
?
Dec 13, 2017 01:46
|
|
|
Well I'm glad that someone will get elected who wants to save the mall concept.
|
|
#
?
Dec 13, 2017 01:47
|
|
|
Testikles posted:Is it running as an Independent? The new Whig party. fruit on the bottom posted:If there’s any state where a pedophile could beat a Democrat Alabama would be that one. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hollywood,_Alabama
|
|
#
?
Dec 13, 2017 01:48
|
|
|
VikingSkull posted:I'm the Democrat candidate, who spent millions of dollars to project no notable platform, watch me smirk and give a half hearted shrug as I lose *democrat takes the podium* "I promise things won't be too much worse" *crowd boos* "I tried!" *shephards cane yanks him off the stage* *republican takes the stage* "Queers and niggers have ruined our White Christian nation and I am gunna shoot'em all!" *wins in a landslide*
|
|
#
?
Dec 13, 2017 01:50
|
|
|
Testikles posted:*democrat takes the podium* Democrats,scratching their head: how does he do it
|
|
#
?
Dec 13, 2017 01:52
|
|
|
VikingSkull posted:I'm the Democrat candidate, who spent millions of dollars to project no notable platform, watch me smirk and give a half hearted shrug as I lose Aw that's not true, he mailed out a flyer saying WOULD THEY LET A BLACK GUY BE SENATOR?!
|
|
#
?
Dec 13, 2017 01:54
|
|
|
|
|
#
?
Dec 13, 2017 01:55
|
|
|
Congrats to Roy Moore and president Trump.
|
|
#
?
Dec 13, 2017 01:57
|
|
|
i'm roy moore and i love being loving stupid and southern and riding my horse, Sassy, who is also my lover and companion
|
|
#
?
Dec 13, 2017 01:57
|
|
|
really queer Christmas posted:Democrats,scratching their head: how does he do it I guess data center consolidation isn't the right battle cry
|
|
#
?
Dec 13, 2017 01:57
|
|
|
six moore years
|
|
#
?
Dec 13, 2017 01:58
|
|
|
What's really bad is the state I live in would most def elect moore too. Man........
|
|
#
?
Dec 13, 2017 01:58
|
|
|
karma_coma posted:What's really bad is the state I live in would most def elect moore too. Man........ California?
|
|
#
?
Dec 13, 2017 01:59
|
|
|
Polls closed, let the lols begin
|
|
#
?
Dec 13, 2017 02:00
|
|
|
spacetoaster posted:California? if arnold was still around he would absolutely decimate this man
|
|
#
?
Dec 13, 2017 02:01
|
|
|
I tried to bet people in my office (in california) 10 bux that Roy moore would win (so they had to pay me 10 if he won) and I'd pay 10 if doug jones won. nobody took me up on it.
|
|
#
?
Dec 13, 2017 02:01
|
|
|
reps need the vote, doesnt matter if he crucified jesus himself, they's votin' for him
|
|
#
?
Dec 13, 2017 02:03
|
|
|
Exit polls have Moore up by 1-3 points depending on the poll. L m a o
|
|
#
?
Dec 13, 2017 02:05
|
|
|
10kapp posted:if arnold was still around he would absolutely decimate this man Pretty sure Arnold was/is a republican. 
|
|
#
?
Dec 13, 2017 02:05
|
|
|
Schwarzenegger/Van Damme 2020
|
|
#
?
Dec 13, 2017 02:08
|
|
|
Alabama, the worst US state by any objective metric, is about to elect the rootenist, tootenist, shootenist gosh dang 'ol cowboy to represent them in Washington DC. Nevermind that he was thrown out of court, twice, for violating the constitution and is banned from a local mall for trying to bang kids. YEE HAW
|
|
#
?
Dec 13, 2017 02:10
|
|
|
They didn't want to stop Pizzagate, they wanted a piece of the pie.
|
|
#
?
Dec 13, 2017 02:10
|
|
|
935 posted:Alabama, the worst US state by any objective metric, is about to elect the rootenist, tootenist, shootenist gosh dang 'ol cowboy to represent them in Washington DC. Nevermind that he was thrown out of court, twice, for violating the constitution and is banned from a local mall for trying to bang kids. YEE HAW Hey he was elected twice too, activist judiciary trying to stifle the will of the people!
|
|
#
?
Dec 13, 2017 02:11
|
|
|
Alabama is a poo poo state so it will surprise absolutely loving no one when they elect a creepy old pedophile.
|
|
#
?
Dec 13, 2017 02:13
|
|
|
The people of Alabama know what they want, and they want to gently caress kids
|
|
#
?
Dec 13, 2017 02:14
|
|
|
|
| # ? Apr 23, 2024 23:56 |
|
|
really queer Christmas posted:Exit polls have Moore up by 1-3 points depending on the poll. 
|
|
#
?
Dec 13, 2017 02:14
|
|
