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i'm turning 29 next year so why not start doing yearly full body exams? people take their cars to the mechanic yearly, yet our bodies are all we have and we neglect them hardcore hope i don't have cancer or something. anyone else getting full body exams yearly?? what are some good/important tests to ask for?
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Dec 13, 2017 21:30
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make sure you cough really hard
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Dec 13, 2017 21:31
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The best part is when the doctor lubes up your rear end in a top hat and penetrates you
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Dec 13, 2017 21:32
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when the doctor penetrates make sure to make a dog sound. this makes it much easier for the doctor to understand your pain tolerance.
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Dec 13, 2017 21:35
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Hello dr my weiner hurts
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Dec 13, 2017 21:35
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Draw "if you can see this, say something" in obscure areas of your body. If the doctor doesn't say anything, you know you can trust them with international secrets.
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Dec 13, 2017 21:38
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just keep drinking OP youre doomed regardless
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Dec 13, 2017 21:39
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my parents loved me so i have been getting regular check-ups since i was 1 year old.
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Dec 13, 2017 21:49
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did you just discover doctor's existed or something?
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Dec 13, 2017 21:50
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Really wish I could have a doctor take a look at this huge lump on my left ball, too bad I can't get a check-up 'till I turn 29
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Dec 13, 2017 21:50
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dad gay. so what posted:did you just discover doctor's existed or something? i live in sweden where healthcare is free, we go first when we really notice something's off here you do have to pay for whole body chexx tho, but its like 40 bucks.
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Dec 13, 2017 21:53
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AEMINAL posted:i live in sweden where healthcare is free, we go first when we really notice something's off here Savages.
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Dec 13, 2017 21:54
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I realized after my first prostate exam i was gay
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Dec 13, 2017 21:56
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I do an annual blood test checkup. They take my blood and see if I got anything nasty. Costs like 20 bucks I should probably check my butt and balls too, just to be sure. Let a guy fondle them for me to give me peace of mind
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Dec 13, 2017 21:56
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ah, single payer healthcare... the refuge of the damned
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Dec 13, 2017 21:58
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i wonder how often these become sexually awkward? the frigid surgical atmosphere is probably not usually conducive. but if you fetishized the situation it would probably work in the opposite direction. the humiliation of being discovered would then create a positive feedback loop!! my gp is female and in her 50s. not a bad looking woman. she fondled my balls once (to inspect for cancer) but it wasnt very interesting
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Dec 13, 2017 21:58
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why dont you just call it what it is? communism
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Dec 13, 2017 21:59
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put your legs in the stirrups and relax your rear end in a top hat please sir
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Dec 13, 2017 21:59
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Otto Von Jizzmark posted:I realized after my first prostate exam i was gay
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Dec 13, 2017 21:59
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Doc, I would appreciate if you looked deeper... just to be sure. Do not be afraid to use the entire fist, to really get in there, you know? I can take it daddy
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Dec 13, 2017 22:00
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Be prepared OP https://www.reddit.com/r/sex/comments/17c8oa/i_23m_just_discovered_prostate_stimulation_and_i
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Dec 13, 2017 22:01
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Fartbox posted:Doc, I would appreciate if you looked deeper... just to be sure. Do not be afraid to use the entire fist, to really get in there, you know? im doing this
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Dec 13, 2017 22:01
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what gender are you going to be?
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Dec 13, 2017 22:02
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When he poke in the butt, start crying.
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Dec 13, 2017 22:04
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My father is an MD and I get great discounts on prostate exams and colonoscopies.
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Dec 13, 2017 22:05
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ok time for the oral examination *turns on facefucking machine* *whirring noises*
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Dec 13, 2017 22:07
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More exams don't translate to better survival rates. Just get a colonoscopy when you turn 50.
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Dec 13, 2017 22:07
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AEMINAL posted:i live in sweden where healthcare is free, we go first when we really notice something's off here I'm technically a millennial (34) and I didn't have insurance for a number of years because it was too expensive. Even the programs my employer offered I couldn't afford. The struggle is real for this generation. You know what I did instead? Nothing. lol God bles USA!!1
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Dec 13, 2017 22:11
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try to sexualize some generic procedure before then for maximum enjoyment/embarrassment.
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Dec 13, 2017 22:12
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Now you guys have to pay for my Medicare, which I recently found out hardly anyone accepts, because the Marines broke my brain. lol
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Dec 13, 2017 22:16
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Pennywise the Frown posted:Now you guys have to pay for my Medicare, which I recently found out hardly anyone accepts, because the Marines broke my brain. lol Worth it.
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Dec 13, 2017 22:35
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dad gay. so what posted:what gender are you going to be? either trans-saxual or trisexual idk yet
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Dec 13, 2017 22:37
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man i hate it when we send our poor southern trash to die killing browns but they come back just hosed up enough to be a drain on our tax dollars wahhhh i have tinnitus and ptsd send me 800 bucks a month the rest of my life because i have no skills and im a retarded alcoholic
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Dec 13, 2017 22:37
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FAGGY CLAUSE posted:My father is an MD and I get great discounts on prostate exams and colonoscopies.
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Dec 13, 2017 22:37
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You're gonna get probed, op. Also a doctor will probably finger your prostate.
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Dec 13, 2017 22:37
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Chinatown posted:ok time for the oral examination *sound of blood draining thru tube*
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Dec 13, 2017 22:38
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Wtf is a full body check? Get a drat annual physical.
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Dec 13, 2017 22:42
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Burt Sexual posted:Wtf is a full body check? Get a drat annual physical. They change your oil and make sure your chassis isn't bent
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Dec 13, 2017 22:46
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My doctor died around 15 years ago and I've been too lazy to get a new one.
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Dec 13, 2017 22:48
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Better drink your own piss
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