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Lurks Morington
Aug 7, 2016

by Smythe
Is this a real thing. Can I throw dumb bitches into quick sand?

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Split Pea Superman
Dec 16, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe
Though I've never actually seen any I'm p. sure it's real. It's too dense to drown people in though unless they go in head first.

Lurks Morington
Aug 7, 2016

by Smythe
Hog tie so they dont fly

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Lurks Morington posted:

Is this a real thing. Can I throw dumb bitches into quick sand?

Yeah, jump right in.

Lurks Morington
Aug 7, 2016

by Smythe

BigBadSteve posted:

Yeah, jump right in.

Hahahah

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

All I know is I want sand and I want some now. Not quick enough.

Moto42
Jul 14, 2006

:dukedog:
Then what you need is fluidized sand!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=My4RA5I0FKs

(Don't do this, I can count at least 4 points where "if x janky bit fails while someone's at the bottom, they die".)

Lurks Morington
Aug 7, 2016

by Smythe
Non Newtonian fluids!

Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES
are you still lonely op

Lurks Morington
Aug 7, 2016

by Smythe

Zippy the Bummer posted:

are you still lonely op

Very. I wish someone would kill my extended family so they’d leave me alone. Seriously they suck so bad. Liers and cheaters. Lazy and unemployable. I want to do a Terrorism so I can get a new name and leave them forever

E:
I’m actually jealous of true believers. If I didn’t believe that when the lights go out in your dome, you’re dead, I would happily join isis.

Lurks Morington fucked around with this message at 15:51 on Dec 16, 2017

Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES

Lurks Morington posted:

Very. I wish someone would kill my extended family so they’d leave me alone. Seriously they suck so bad. Liers and cheaters. Lazy and unemployable. I want to do a Terrorism so I can get a new name and leave them forever

E:
I’m actually jealous of true believers. If I didn’t believe that when the lights go out in your dome, you’re dead, I would happily join isis.

how drunk are you rn

Lurks Morington
Aug 7, 2016

by Smythe

Zippy the Bummer posted:

how drunk are you rn

Stone sober, unfortunately. I write angsty poo poo when I’m sad

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Quick sand doesn't work the way it does in cartoons, but Corn Silo Deaths are a real thing

wit
Jul 26, 2011

Moto42 posted:

Then what you need is fluidized sand!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=My4RA5I0FKs

(Don't do this, I can count at least 4 points where "if x janky bit fails while someone's at the bottom, they die".)

You'd think this would happen during earthquakes.

Oldstench
Jun 29, 2007

Let's talk about where you're going.
Slip is a great album.

cardiacarrest123
Apr 10, 2016
*Stumbles into quicksand*

*sinks deeper and deeper, starting to panic*

*feels something below the surface sucking my dick*

Noice

wide stance
Jan 28, 2011

If there's more than one way to do a job, and one of those ways will result in disaster, then he will do it that way.

Professor Shark posted:

Corn Silo Deaths

Now that's terrifying.

mazzi Chart Czar
Sep 24, 2005
If you wanna kill by quicksand you gatta throw them in there pretty far, cuz you body is less dense than quicksand, so you float in quicksand.

It's more like you get stuck there and then starve to death slowly.

cnut
May 3, 2016

cardiacarrest123 posted:

*Stumbles into quicksand*

*sinks deeper and deeper, starting to panic*

*feels something below the surface sucking my dick*

Noice

Where might one find this particular patch of quick sand?

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?

Moto42 posted:

Then what you need is fluidized sand!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=My4RA5I0FKs

(Don't do this, I can count at least 4 points where "if x janky bit fails while someone's at the bottom, they die".)

Jfc do not immerse your head in sand unless you want to suffocate horribly.

Other than that this is really cool. I wonder if you can use it to create a sand hydrofoil.

Harakiri Potter
Oct 18, 2004

REACH HEAVEN THROUGH VIOLENCE BABY

Professor Shark posted:

Quick sand doesn't work the way it does in cartoons, but Corn Silo Deaths are a real thing

There's lots of ways to die in a grain elevator and I can't think of one that's particularly good. Getting buried and suffocated, getting burnt to a crisp, falling in the dead of winter and having both of your knees explode with no one around for 20 miles and you have no cell signal. Knocking an old one down and having it crush you. I even heard of a guy who died from coming into contact with pigeon poo poo from an old, disused silo. They're pretty much murder towers.

feller
Jul 5, 2006


BigBadSteve posted:

Yeah, jump right in.

autoaim.cfg
Aug 6, 2005
:qq: WHINY SHITHEAD :qq:
*drops mic*
What you want... is a pig farm!

https://www.cdc.gov/mmwr/preview/mmwrhtml/00020468.htm


Mmmm, jenkem death!

Also, get some loving mental help already

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

I know something quick... OP’s MOTHER! :D

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

You're a thorn in my side, op.

Harakiri Potter
Oct 18, 2004

REACH HEAVEN THROUGH VIOLENCE BABY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L89eb-9lNAc

Sometimes I put this on as a quick pick me up when I'm thinking about being trapped and killed in a confined area, like quicksand or a corn silo.

Sjs00
Jun 29, 2013

Yeah Baby Yeah !

AEMINAL
May 22, 2015

barf barf i am a dog, barf on your carpet, barf

sha shaah!

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013


just fyi, king of the hill has forever been white trash garbage for people who lived in Missouri

Snow Cone Capone
Jul 31, 2003


Big Beef City posted:

just fyi, king of the hill has forever been white trash garbage for people who lived in Missouri

Lol look at this wrong opinion haver we got here

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Ein cooler Typ
Nov 26, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
don't say w*te tr*sh

it's a racist classist slur

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