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Junior Jr.
Oct 4, 2014

by sebmojo
Buglord
Real talk, last month was the first time I actually watched the original star trek series and it had some drat good episodes, some may be outdated pretty much but the others still hold up (my favourite being COTEOF because of harlan freaking ellison). Not only was the show good but it got its message clear, just a diverse crew working together and spreading peace across the galaxy.

Then I looked back at star trek discovery, and realised how much of a hot mess it is...and this is supposed to take place YEARS BEFORE TOS.

The only way they could save this absolute trash is if the writers pretend it all took place in the kelvin universe with abrams' trek (even then that would be stretching it), like how the last episode of enterprise just had riker and troi play the finale in a holodeck simulation because they knew it was awful.

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Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
burns

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
Boo-urns!

Junior Jr.
Oct 4, 2014

by sebmojo
Buglord
What kind of a name is burn ham? Why would anyone want to burn some ham?

Mordor She Wrote
Nov 17, 2014
It's better than Voyager take that as you will

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Star Trek has never been sexy, and at best it has approached the concept of hip/cool.

This is really really hard for entertainment people to wrap their head around.

amusinginquiry
Nov 8, 2009

College Slice
It's not the Star Wars we wanted, but it's the Star Wars we deserve

Typical Pubbie
May 10, 2011

mind the walrus posted:

Star Trek has never been sexy

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





You should check out The Orville friend. It's basically new episodes of TNG.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

I said that Star Trek isn't sexy, not that there haven't been sexy things in it.

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

Junior Jr. posted:

What kind of a name is burn ham? Why would anyone want to burn some ham?

I, for one, prefer my hams to be steamed, tyvm.

Junior Jr.
Oct 4, 2014

by sebmojo
Buglord

Bogus Adventure posted:

I, for one, prefer my hams to be steamed, tyvm.

Yes, well you prefer them steamed, despite the fact they're usually grilled.

smg77
Apr 27, 2007
Star Trek: Discovery is good. Don't let weird nerds on the internet ruin it for you.

Junior Jr.
Oct 4, 2014

by sebmojo
Buglord

smg77 posted:

Star Trek: Discovery is good. Don't let weird nerds on the internet ruin it for you.

It's only good if you think dumb sci-fi action for the sake of dumb sci-fi action counts as good.

Rockman Reserve
Oct 2, 2007

"Carbons? Purge? What are you talking about?!"

it's still a pretty useful library if you're really that tied to C++



edit: oh wait you're talking about some dumb nerd poo poo

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

smg77 posted:

Star Trek: Discovery is good. Don't let weird nerds on the internet ruin it for you.
We know. You like The Thing because only assholes don't like Things and you're not an rear end in a top hat. You're a cool dude. You're enlightened and understand that taking whatever is in front of you at face value and enjoying it is the secret to a good life, and pointing that mindset out when people Don't Like the Thing only underscores how cool you are.

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





mind the walrus posted:

We know. You like The Thing because only assholes don't like Things and you're not an rear end in a top hat. You're a cool dude. You're enlightened and understand that taking whatever is in front of you at face value and enjoying it is the secret to a good life, and pointing that mindset out when people Don't Like the Thing only underscores how cool you are.

We are going to need a supercomputer to unpack this.

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
The Thing is an awesome movie, definitely one of the best modern horror movies

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Pawn 17 posted:

We are going to need a supercomputer to unpack this.
Might I suggest Star Trek for inspiration?

Ghetto SuperCzar
Feb 20, 2005


disco starts bad but then starts to get good. Its a lot more dramatic than any other trek. If you liked BSG you will probably like it.

Woden
May 6, 2006

Pawn 17 posted:

You should check out The Orville friend. It's basically new episodes of TNG.

They're not new episodes, they're fan remakes of old episodes with dick jokes.

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"
I havent seen it yet, but I'm torn. I enjoyed TOS a lot, and I feel like Star Trek's optimism for humanity is something desperately needed in this day and age. Tossing out Roddenberry's rule about not having crewmembers fight with each other, or trying to make Star Trek dark and gritty makes me worried that it's going to be a depressing series that is Star Trek in name only.

smg77
Apr 27, 2007

mind the walrus posted:

We know. You like The Thing because only assholes don't like Things and you're not an rear end in a top hat. You're a cool dude. You're enlightened and understand that taking whatever is in front of you at face value and enjoying it is the secret to a good life, and pointing that mindset out when people Don't Like the Thing only underscores how cool you are.

You seem really mad about a good Star Trek show.

Sibilant Crisp
Jul 4, 2014

it burns when I piss

insulated staircase
Aug 21, 2014

the main character is girl spock but 3x more powerful and clever

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

smg77 posted:

You seem really mad about a good Star Trek show.
I'm mad about :smug:, couldn't care less about Star Trek. Star Trek quality has been all over the map from Day One.

insulated staircase
Aug 21, 2014

she's also really good at giving people bitchy looks for opposing her and also always anyway regardless

amusinginquiry
Nov 8, 2009

College Slice
She never seems emotionless, just angry. Bad fake Vulcan imo

Chairman Mao
Apr 24, 2004

The Chinese Communist Party is the core of leadership of the whole Chinese people. Without this core, the cause of socialism cannot be victorious.

Pawn 17 posted:

You should check out The Orville friend. It's basically new episodes of TNG.

It's basically old episodes of tng.

Im Ready for DEATH
Oct 5, 2016

it's not that bad now that they're in the mirror universe with the terran empire; I kind of have a soft spot for space hitler

but it's still pretty bad though

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
It's S1 and they're already doing mirror episodes?

lol...

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
*pulls out dick*



i

am


borg



:twisted:

Cyberpunkey Monkey
Jun 23, 2003

by Nyc_Tattoo
Idk, but CBS is dreaming about charging 9.99 for a streaming service.

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

I want the borg to land on the west coast of this gay continent and assimilate chinatown square in the goddamned BALLS

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007


who

amusinginquiry
Nov 8, 2009

College Slice
We finally got to see some Klingon titties, so that is s plus for Discovery

Also I think there was an f-word?

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

insulated staircase posted:

the main character is girl spock but 3x more powerful and clever

This bothers me. Like, it's as if they saw the inspiration for the "Mary Sue" trope and thought it was a good idea to build from it. She's Spock's adopted sister, who grew up with him on Vulcan, and she has the personality of a Vulcan. She can do nearly anything a Vulcan can, but she's a Human. Star Trek: The Lost Years was going to have Xon, the Vulcan who wanted to be Human, but even they didn't decide to have him be Jim Kirk's adopted brother, who palled around with Jim in Iowa.

I know Star Trek has been making GBS threads on Vulcans as of late (from DS9 until when they had Nero destroy the planet), but is it so unbelievable that another Vulcan might adopt a Human child???

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

amusinginquiry posted:

We finally got to see some Klingon titties, so that is s plus for Discovery

Hells yeah.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
it really kind of is, because vulcans are jerks.

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Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

It is the channel for had shows for old people

TV is bad

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