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Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
what are you dipshit jackasses drinking on this Friday?

I’m on Shiner Bock number ten and I got 12 more on deck and I ain’t stopping anytime soon.

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Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
evan williams


bitch!!!

Vato
Jan 14, 2018

Why don't you just drink likker?

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
i had a diet pepsi earlier and now water :discourse:

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.
Shiner bock here too. And I have some busch kicking around here for if I finish the shiner, which i wont cuz im now a lightweight.

proctorbot
Jan 27, 2005
BUT CAN IT FEEL??!?!
Wife went out, kids asleep, finally alone for the first time in a long time. Got a 30 pack of rolling rock in the fridge. Making progress.

Jay_Zombie
Apr 20, 2007

We're sealing the tunnel!
Bud Light, because I'm a tasteless hick.

curlys gold
Jan 17, 2018

an old man gave me a grape soda

goethe.cx
Apr 23, 2014


red goddamn wine

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

I had 2 diet cokes with some waffle fries at a bar.

I went home and plowed my girlfriend and watched a movie.

Im not boozing because i am going to a sporting event tomorrow and i would like to be drunk there instead of hungover

Havent seen you post in a while, OP. Good to see you dude.

Spagghentleman
Jan 1, 2013
A couple PBR tallcans in, but lately I've been spoiling myself with a local brewery and now all the regular macrobeer tastes like carbonated creamed-corn...

Papa Emeritus III
Jul 7, 2017

[A MESSAGE FROM THE CLERGY]

Dat's Pussy Trap, bitch!

Deal with it.
Water, because I have to behave and take a muscle relaxer. :(

Seagrams OV is my usual. I'm a bourbon bitch.


curlys gold posted:

an old man gave me a grape soda

I loving love grape or black cherry "check" cola from winn-dixie. Now that I've moved up north, I don't see them around.

Also, your AV is scaring me.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Peach soda for me. :munch:

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

evan williams and pbr

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

Hopsecutioner

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
watermelon citrus gatorade as i stopped drinking unless im out doing things so im gonna smoke a gram of hash oil instead

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
drinking feels good af tho so enjoy it while u can

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Mariana Horchata posted:

watermelon citrus gatorade as i stopped drinking unless im out doing things so im gonna smoke a gram of hash oil instead



Should make some butter fudge. :munch:

i like that
May 22, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
Ephesians 5:18 Do not get drunk on wine, which leads to debauchery. Instead, be filled with the Spirit,

:shrug:

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Mariana Horchata posted:

watermelon citrus gatorade as i stopped drinking unless im out doing things so im gonna smoke a gram of hash oil instead


can someone explain to me what's this??? It's not soymilk so I don't recognize it.

AKZ
Nov 5, 2009

Kirkland French vodka and local Midwestern mystery light beer.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

i like that posted:

Ephesians 5:18 Do not get drunk on wine, which leads to debauchery. Instead, be filled with the Spirit,

:shrug:

Wine is fine but liquor is slicker. :clint:

Maldoror
Oct 5, 2003

by R. Guyovich
Nap Ghost

a hole-y ghost posted:

can someone explain to me what's this??? It's not soymilk so I don't recognize it.

https://www.leafly.com/news/cannabis-101/how-to-dab-cannabis-concentrates (if ur serious)

i like that
May 22, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

Wine is fine but liquor is slicker. :clint:

Proverbs 31:6-7English Standard Version (ESV)
6 Give strong drink to the one who is perishing,
and wine to those in bitter distress;[a]
7 let them drink and forget their poverty
and remember their misery no more.

See God isn't all bad.

Jikes
Dec 18, 2005

candy of the ocean
seltzer water


and weed

Mr.Tophat
Apr 7, 2007

You clearly don't understand joke development :justpost:
OP, just checked, and yup, you're still in the can

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


Rye Whiskey and some Lagunitas beer

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

i like that posted:

Proverbs 31:6-7English Standard Version (ESV)
6 Give strong drink to the one who is perishing,
and wine to those in bitter distress;[a]
7 let them drink and forget their poverty
and remember their misery no more.

See God isn't all bad.

Liquor is quicker. :rip:

unpleasantly turgid
Jul 6, 2016

u lightweights couldn't even feed my shadow ;*
I had a ton of black velvet toasted caramel whiskey straight. i feel like a million ducks

puking pentagrams
May 6, 2017

Dr. Pepper.

I need a job.

myDad
Jan 20, 2010

ce n'est pas ma mère
College Slice
Cîroc & pineapple-coconut soda

Navin Johnson
Mar 1, 2016

Boxed wine like every goddamn night. I'm a poor.

goethe.cx
Apr 23, 2014


cum

Testikles
Feb 22, 2009
Negroni

WerrWaaa
Nov 5, 2008

I can make all your dreams come true.
manischewitz

Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004

Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates
College Slice
Natty

moller
Jan 10, 2007

Swan stole my music and framed me!
Tallboy of Hamm's

Wilkins Micawber
Jan 27, 2005

as we leave this existence
looking for another
Fallen Rib
Polar seltzer, baby! I accidentally grabbed a bad flavor tho. Thank you for asking.

Vato
Jan 14, 2018

Checked my can. It's still attached.

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uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

i like that posted:

Proverbs 31:6-7English Standard Version (ESV)
6 Give strong drink to the one who is perishing,
and wine to those in bitter distress;[a]
7 let them drink and forget their poverty
and remember their misery no more.

See God isn't all bad.

we have fentanyl for this now.

drinking gin and tonic and I put some of this chili pepper infused syrup in it. don't know if I like or not.

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