Screaming into the uncaring night only to be told to shut up.

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drilldo squirt: a beautiful, soft meat sack

Listen buddy I'm sorry you have work tomorrow and I'm fully aware that is 4 in the morning. No, I wasn't dropped on my head my mother loved me very much and she wasn't a sex worker. I'm trying to do a thing here rear end in a top hat, well gently caress you to.*walks away in a huff*

# ? Jan 20, 2018 14:51

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# ? Apr 24, 2024 23:39

drilldo squirt: a beautiful, soft meat sack

I'm well aware this is a residential neighborhood and the neighborhood has quiet hours, I share a house with my mother down the block, but I'm also aware of artistic integrity officer.

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# ? Jan 20, 2018 14:53

City of Glompton

No, nothing is fine and no, I do not want you to call an ambulance. What...you said wahmbulance? That's way harsh, guy.

# ? Jan 20, 2018 16:37

Peg Sliderskew

Just because the night is uncaring doesn't mean you have to be as well. Good job being influenced by natural forces instead of thinking for yourself, dickhead.

Courtesy of Manifisto

# ? Jan 20, 2018 16:53

BoldFrankensteinMir

Oh you did NOT just throw an old shoe at me! What is this, 1915 and I'm a cartoon alleycat? I have serious issues with modern society and see NO EFFORT TO CORRECT FROM THE TOP so exCUUUSE me for assuming personalized grass-roots action is appropriate given the circumstances!

I'm keeping this shoe, good luck with just one now. Jerk.

Sig by Heather Papps

# ? Jan 20, 2018 22:24

alnilam

*nervously* uhh no it wasn't me in fact i was out here trying to see who it was too

# ? Jan 20, 2018 22:24

Scroon

Instead of all the negativity buddy, why don't you come join me? Screaming out frustrations into the void is better with a friend.

# ? Jan 20, 2018 22:59

Slush Garbo: FALSE SLACK
is
BETTER
than
NO SLACK

Been doing this three nights in a row and still haven't gotten my package from shadydropship.com

I'm certain I'm following the contact us instructions correctly

# ? Jan 20, 2018 23:23

Robot Made of Meat

I screamed into the uncaring night and I wasn't even told to shut up. THAT'S how uncaring the night can be around these parts.

Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!

# ? Jan 20, 2018 23:33

Scroon

Have you tried screaming into the caring night, though? Up to my neck in concerned well-wishers after every scream sesh.

Like, guys, I appreciate the love but really I gotta get this out of my system

# ? Jan 20, 2018 23:40

Farecoal: There he go

screaming into the uncaring day but everyone is at work

# ? Jan 21, 2018 00:36

BoldFrankensteinMir

Farecoal posted:

screaming into the uncaring day but everyone is at work

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# ? Jan 21, 2018 00:44

DavidAlltheTime: All David...all the TIME!

Well, thanks to thousands of years of progress, what was once mere howling at the moon is now a loud screamy-creamy retelling of my dissatisfaction with the modern world, yes.

# ? Jan 21, 2018 02:15

Barking Gecko: Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."

What? So you're saying it isn't the uncaring night yet, because that one guy down the street actually cares, and he's still up?
Fine. Just let me know when he goes to bed, so I can get this taken care of, okay?
Yeah, sure. Same to you, pal!

# ? Jan 21, 2018 02:46

BoldFrankensteinMir

" It was Al, all the time ! Brother can you spaaaare aaaaa etherium future..."

# ? Jan 21, 2018 02:52

I Dunno

Me: Help! Someone help me! I'm being attacked! Help!

Cruel neighbors: Holy poo poo you're so obnoxious.

# ? Jan 21, 2018 05:45

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

Me: *wailing at the top of my lungs for my lost youth and broken heart*

Everyone else: Jesus loving Christ, would you get over yourself, you loving piece of poo poo

# ? Jan 21, 2018 10:40

Scroon

Oh shoot I overslept; it's the uncaring morning already

# ? Jan 21, 2018 14:30

wearing a lampshade

screaming, howling into the darkened skies, screaming my frustrations praying someone will hear and listen, suddenly a voice booms out across the heavens: "listen, you're 28, if I were your mother I'd charge you rent too."

# ? Jan 21, 2018 16:12

City of Glompton

*me, screaming primally, hoping someone hears* Aaaaraaahhhgggggggaaaaajuhhhh! Gaaahhhhhhaarrrfffffffflllll!

*night* Oh my god shut up already I don't care!

*me, cleverly* Ahaha...care much, bithc? :smuggo:

# ? Jan 21, 2018 16:57

I Dunno

Screaming loudly and passionately into the night, night after night, only to be told to shut up. But I can change the night. One day my devotion will make it love me. :smith:

# ? Jan 21, 2018 17:21

google THIS

Me: What is it all for?!

My echo: Waaahh, what is it aww fow, abloobloobloo, that's what you sound like!

# ? Jan 21, 2018 17:27

Slush Garbo: FALSE SLACK
is
BETTER
than
NO SLACK

City of Glompton posted:

*me, screaming primally, hoping someone hears* Aaaaraaahhhgggggggaaaaajuhhhh! Gaaahhhhhhaarrrfffffffflllll!

*night* Oh my god shut up already I don't care!

*me, cleverly* Ahaha...care much, bithc?

# ? Jan 21, 2018 17:29

wearing a lampshade

City of Glompton posted:

*me, screaming primally, hoping someone hears* Aaaaraaahhhgggggggaaaaajuhhhh! Gaaahhhhhhaarrrfffffffflllll!

*night* Oh my god shut up already I don't care!

*me, cleverly* Ahaha...care much, bithc?

# ? Jan 21, 2018 17:49

Koishi Komeiji

Me: ...and my wife is cold and distant and I think I'm about to be fired and I just I don't don't know man.
Uncaring night: Have you tried lsd my dude?
Me: I actually took some about an hour ago.....and....did you just...whoooooaaaaaa :lsd:

# ? Jan 21, 2018 20:24

BoldFrankensteinMir

This isn't working out so I'm gonna try switching it up.

*Cares into the unscreaming night, only to be told to speak up*

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# ? Jan 21, 2018 20:38

wearing a lampshade

me: "EVERYTHING IS FALLING APART, MY LIFE IS UNRAVELLING, I PRAY FOR A SWIFT DEATH WITH EVERY WAKING MOMENT"
uncaring night: oh word?

# ? Jan 21, 2018 20:40

alnilam

uncaring night: "u mad bro?"

# ? Jan 21, 2018 21:22

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

Encouraged and motivated by the echoes of my own anguished voice bouncing off the cold, hard walls of my neighbor's houses I shout, louder and louder- only to be halted by a sudden blast of lightning, followed immediately by a loud boom of thunder and finally, a chorus of transformers blowing up and exploding from the sudden surge of electromotive apathy. It was brilliant. It was loud. It was a coincidental cacaphony of couldn't care less...

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# ? Jan 21, 2018 22:43

little munchkin

i actually think its good to scream into the uncaring night at 3AM in a heavily populated neighborhood

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# ? Jan 22, 2018 03:02

funmanguy: What time is it?

me: *thinking as quietly as possible that im worthless*

the other 7 billion people on the planet: "GOD! SHUT UP"

# ? Jan 22, 2018 03:37

wwry

Me: I'm posting on websites right now, can it wait?

My son: I am very hungry father, I need food. We have no food in the ohouse and my tummy really hurts.

Me: We have no money for food, I'm very sorry.

# ? Jan 22, 2018 03:40

Twenty Four

Splatmaster posted:

Encouraged and motivated by the echoes of my own anguished voice bouncing off the cold, hard walls of my neighbor's houses I shout, louder and louder- only to be halted by a sudden blast of lightning, followed immediately by a loud boom of thunder and finally, a chorus of transformers blowing up and exploding from the sudden surge of electromotive apathy. It was brilliant. It was loud. It was a coincidental cacaphony of couldn't care less...

# ? Jan 22, 2018 13:24

wearing a lampshade

Screaming into the uncaring night and the night screams back, and we get into a contest of who can scream louder, each of us trying to outdo the other, until eventually, our throats raw and voices gone. Without speaking, flushed with tension and staring into each other's eyes as the rain pours down on us. We try to make out, but its impossible as the night is formless and doesn't have a mouth or anything, and we realize it wasn't meant to be. We part ways, but we knew we still cared deeply for one another, it's just that, personally, no tongue is a dealbreaker.

# ? Jan 22, 2018 14:33

City of Glompton

albany academy posted:

Screaming into the uncaring night and the night screams back, and we get into a contest of who can scream louder, each of us trying to outdo the other, until eventually, our throats raw and voices gone. Without speaking, flushed with tension and staring into each other's eyes as the rain pours down on us. We try to make out, but its impossible as the night is formless and doesn't have a mouth or anything, and we realize it wasn't meant to be. We part ways, but we knew we still cared deeply for one another, it's just that, personally, no tongue is a dealbreaker.

# ? Jan 22, 2018 15:31

drilldo squirt: a beautiful, soft meat sack

Expressing my secret anguish into the endless darkness the darkness speaks back, " What do you expect me to do about it? How is this helping you loving baby?"

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# ? Jan 22, 2018 23:43

Jeffrey of YOSPOS: GET LOSE, YOU CAN'T COMPARE WITH MY POWERS

byobdame's vacation
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x7BPcOksCJQ

# ? Jan 22, 2018 23:57

Starman Super DX: This title text is surprisingly sturdy.

Elie Wiesel: This is not what my work was intended for?? :confused:

Tell me more!
btw ty Birdcon for the sweet spring sig

# ? Jan 23, 2018 01:05

BoldFrankensteinMir

Starman Super DX posted:

Elie Wiesel: This is not what my work was intended for??

That's funny, I imagine him saying the exact same thing in the exact same inflection about Boys from Brazil.

Content:

I scream, you scream, we all scream into the uncaring night, only to be told to shut up.

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# ? Jan 23, 2018 01:34

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# ? Apr 24, 2024 23:39

City of Glompton

hockey jockey posted:

Just because the night is uncaring doesn't mean you have to be as well. Good job being influenced by natural forces instead of thinking for yourself, dickhead.

thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig

# ? Jan 23, 2018 04:15

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