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I know it seems far fetched but there's something not right about him. His whole backstory makes no sense at all. I don't get the impression that he's lying, I think he really believes the account of himself he gives. I'm positive he's been brainwashed. How would I know for sure? I've been trying out various phrases that no-one would realistically ever say but thus far none of them seem to have activated him. Should I even try to activate him? I can't think of anyone in the office that's an obvious target but we are within walking distance of some government buildings. I mean, better he be activated while there's time to call the cops and stop him, right? He's a nice guy and I get along with him but the thought that he might one day get up from his desk and go shoot the Prime Minister has me rattled.
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have u tried sucking his weener OP?
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Jan 22, 2018 18:47
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Yeah suck his dick op. 
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Jan 22, 2018 18:51
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super farting robot Office Man
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Jan 22, 2018 18:52
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Funky See Funky Do posted:go shoot the Prime Minister is the prime minister the mold from which all other ministers are created
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Jan 22, 2018 18:53
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:Yeah suck his dick op. best smiley
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Jan 22, 2018 18:59
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Whisper in his ear "Crank dat, OHHHHHH"
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Jan 22, 2018 19:16
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Another time I regret not seeing that movie. Who knew it would be so important?
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Jan 22, 2018 19:28
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Laputan machine
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Jan 22, 2018 19:31
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Just keep winking at him and saying stuff "let me know when it's time to, you know, well actually I guess you wouldn't... Ah well, you'll know when you know and when you do, just let me know, I'd be glad to help brother" and then do chk chk brrrrrr gun noises at coworkers quietly when they walk by, you'll gain his handler's trust in no time
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Jan 22, 2018 19:35
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You probably need to whisper the trigger phrase in his ear. Just saying it aloud won't do anything.
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Jan 22, 2018 19:36
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The trigger phrase only works when he is fully erect.
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Jan 22, 2018 19:39
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I only work when I'm fully erect tbh.
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If I do stumble upon the phrase and I don't manage to stop him am I legally or morally responsible for whatever he does even if I had the best of intentions? I imagine the North Koreans would have their sleeper agents activate to a North Korean phrase so I'm probably pissing in the wind. Would a mild electrical shock jolt someone out of their brainwashing?albany academy posted:Just keep winking at him and saying stuff "let me know when it's time to, you know, well actually I guess you wouldn't... Ah well, you'll know when you know and when you do, just let me know, I'd be glad to help brother" and then do chk chk brrrrrr gun noises at coworkers quietly when they walk by, you'll gain his handler's trust in no time This is something I hadn't considered. His handler is bound to be someone close to him right? They wouldn't just stick an important agent into some lovely IT job for no reason. One reason might be to keep him somewhere his handler can keep an eye on him. gently caress! I have no idea who that might be. That's my real target.
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Magius1337est posted:Laputan machine I -- am not -- a -- machi --
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Jan 22, 2018 19:54
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I am not a number! I am a free man!
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Jan 22, 2018 19:55
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you're the handler OP
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Jan 22, 2018 20:08
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Be the change you wish to see in the world
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Jan 22, 2018 20:08
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Have you considered that he is there to kill you op
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Jan 22, 2018 20:13
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Nooner posted:have u tried sucking his weener OP?
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Funky See Funky Do posted:I know it seems far fetched but there's something not right about him. His whole backstory makes no sense at all. I don't get the impression that he's lying, I think he really believes the account of himself he gives. I'm positive he's been brainwashed. How would I know for sure? I've been trying out various phrases that no-one would realistically ever say but thus far none of them seem to have activated him. Should I even try to activate him? I can't think of anyone in the office that's an obvious target but we are within walking distance of some government buildings. I mean, better he be activated while there's time to call the cops and stop him, right? He's a nice guy and I get along with him but the thought that he might one day get up from his desk and go shoot the Prime Minister has me rattled. Where do people get these hilarious red texts? Seriously.
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Jan 22, 2018 21:22
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Man... chu.. rian? Oh you mean Manchukuo
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Spinster posted:Where do people get these hilarious red texts? Seriously. https://secure.somethingawful.com/products/titlechange.php
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Does he have really nice nails ?
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Jan 22, 2018 22:09
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Nvm I thought it said manucurian candidate
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Jan 22, 2018 22:10
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Put his dong in your mouth and start sucking on it furiously
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Jan 22, 2018 22:33
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How about leave him alone and he leave you alone you loving busy body prick
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Kuato posted:How about leave him alone and he leave you alone you loving busy body prick See something say something
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Blue Train posted:See something say something What I want to "see" is the op sucking this dude's fat hog like it was going out of style. What I'll "say" is 'lol'.
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Jan 22, 2018 22:37
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drat. Of course I meant what forum do you post in to get slammed with such apropos mockery?
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Jan 22, 2018 22:41
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How close is he to his mom OP
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Jan 22, 2018 22:45
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Spinster posted:Another time I regret not seeing that movie. Who knew it would be so important? It's really good! Angela Lansbury is the mom in it.
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Jan 22, 2018 23:23
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TOUCH PENIS GO WEST
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LOOK AROUND
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Jan 22, 2018 23:25
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Sounds like you're crushing hard OP
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Jan 22, 2018 23:26
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Use your mouth (tongue and lips) to really just wail on this motherfuckers prick and ball sack I'm super serious it may be the only way to save your life and.... Find love??? (Of dick)
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Jan 22, 2018 23:56
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Spinster posted:drat. Of course I meant what forum do you post in to get slammed with such apropos mockery?
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Spinster posted:drat. Of course I meant what forum do you post in to get slammed with such apropos mockery? You gotta poo poo post hard and with a purpose. <--- COMRADES fucked around with this message at 00:29 on Jan 23, 2018 |
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Jan 23, 2018 00:25
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Post his backstory
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Oh to be a manchurian candidate. We all live our own lies. Some bigger than others. But to pick up the phone and hear The Word and then to know. To truly know what your purpose is.
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