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lets get this discount to 78%
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- cda
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by Hand Knit
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i'm a goona dn i've got a sweet rear end to gently caress if your name is "nordvpn." that's got to be worth at leas t one extra percent
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Jan 22, 2018 21:52
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- Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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write tane on your rear end and send it to nordvpn support
Thanks gibb3h!
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Jan 22, 2018 23:44
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- Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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help i'm having trouble uploading my photo to your website:
<giant picture of your rear end goes here>
Thanks gibb3h!
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Jan 22, 2018 23:45
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- alnilam
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nord vpn, more like no r.d. vpn, standing for "no rear defense vpn" bc they have no defense against seeing your rear (rear end)
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Jan 22, 2018 23:52
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- alnilam
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the same joke could be made with the word rectum but only if you're the goat man
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Jan 22, 2018 23:53
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- treasure bear
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nord vpn cannot guarantee anonymity if you have a renowned rear end
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Jan 22, 2018 23:53
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- Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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77/m/nord
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Jan 22, 2018 23:54
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- cda
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by Hand Knit
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write tane on your rear end and send it to nordvpn support
This is good for 80-82% if nordvpn read "Golden Era" fyad
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Jan 23, 2018 01:22
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- cda
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by Hand Knit
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calling Nordvpn on Skype while I am washing my rear end in the shower, flipping the Discount Counter from 77 to 78
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Jan 23, 2018 01:25
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- alnilam
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sign at nordvpn: It's been [0] days since we've seen someone's rear end
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Jan 23, 2018 01:28
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- Kthulhu5000
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by R. Guyovich
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calling Nordvpn on Skype while I am washing my rear end in the shower, flipping the Discount Counter from 77 to 78
I got an extra 3% for doing the whole "fruit cocktail and a hot dog" bit the rep asked me to do for him. I was also in the shower, which was convenient, since I could wash away the shame of selling my self-respect away to save pennies.
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Jan 23, 2018 06:23
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- drilldo squirt
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a beautiful, soft meat sack
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Dear nordvpn, if I send you an rear end via nord vpn does the terms of service protect me from being discovered by yourselves?
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Jan 23, 2018 06:50
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- drilldo squirt
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a beautiful, soft meat sack
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What are the legal implications of sending hosed up porn to nordvpn emails via nordvpn vpn and them using whatever logs I've created in their vpn to sue me for sexual harassment?
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Jan 23, 2018 06:53
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- the unabonger
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Im gonna seduce nordvpn with my hot rear end
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Jan 23, 2018 07:12
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- Dads Dip Cup
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sign at nordvpn: It's been [0] days since we've seen someone's rear end
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Jan 23, 2018 12:31
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gonna hire an elite team of hackers to intercept the executive conference call and replace it with a live video feed of me pulling down my pants and twerking furiously
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Jan 23, 2018 12:51
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Protecting my rear end's privacy by only showing it through nordvpn
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Jan 23, 2018 13:49
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- alnilam
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paying nordvpn to beat my rear end, but at a 78% discount
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Jan 23, 2018 13:57
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Sending pictures of my rear end with "78%?" written on both cheeks through nordvpns livechat window.
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Jan 23, 2018 14:18
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- cda
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by Hand Knit
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Nordvpn is well known for driving a hard bargain and I respect that, but when Nordvpn sees my rear end all bets are off
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Jan 23, 2018 14:34
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- beer pal
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showing my raw red rear end to anyone wholl look
https://i.imgur.com/xQxnooW.png
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Jan 23, 2018 18:21
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- Scroon
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showing my raw red rear end to anyone wholl look
And you're not even demanding 78% discounts for anything?
cda you are being outcompeted here friend
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Jan 23, 2018 18:25
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There's an oversupply of yobber rear end and it's driving down demand, and the most obvious effects of this are the decreasing nordvpn discount values
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Jan 23, 2018 19:09
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- the unabonger
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the tides are about to be extreme with the amount of full moons nordvpn is about to recieve
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Jan 23, 2018 22:14
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Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."
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I'm gonna send 'em a double inverted and get paid to use their service.
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Jan 24, 2018 02:44
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nord vpn does NOT guarentee privacy. i posted my rear end and now it's showing up in ads at the bottom of news articles. i don't care about privacy or anythimg. i just see enough of my rear end. i don't need more of my rear end in my life.
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Jan 24, 2018 06:09
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- FreshCutFries
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*desperately racking brain trying to come up with a connection between nordvpn and sex island* if i pull this off, i will become the most powerful poster on the planet...
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Jan 24, 2018 06:10
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- FreshCutFries
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@nordvpn has replied to your tweet
"@thingyman please stop sending us pictures of your rear end. it is too powerful. our network can't handle your rear end."
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Jan 24, 2018 06:13
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- FreshCutFries
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this dead forum has the most lucrative asses per capita on the planet get thenm an 80% discount, STAT!
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Jan 24, 2018 06:26
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Nordvpn execs pm'ing me discount codes and screaming "End to end encryption! End to end encryption!" while I shake my rear end on a stage.
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Jan 24, 2018 15:12
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- Scroon
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the tides are about to be extreme with the amount of full moons nordvpn is about to recieve
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Jan 24, 2018 19:55
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by Hand Knit
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I showed my rear end to Nordvpn and now I pay even less for whatever that is than you do
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Jan 24, 2018 21:27
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- the unabonger
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I showed my rear end to Nordvpn and now I pay even less for whatever that is than you do
your rear end must be pretty good,
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Jan 24, 2018 22:39
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- cda
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by Hand Knit
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your rear end must be pretty good,
It's has been described as "not disturbing" and "glowing gently"
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Jan 24, 2018 23:22
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