The Guy Who Made This Blanket for His GF Won Valentinesday

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a hole-y ghost: May 10, 2010

Three Olives posted:

True Story:

A friend of mine's boyfriend had a blanket made of a selfie they took after they hosed after meeting on a hookup app. Surprisingly they have been together like, I dunno, 8 months after that.

it really works :wth:

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Three Olives posted:

True Story:

A friend of mine's boyfriend had a blanket made of a selfie they took after they hosed after meeting on a hookup app. Surprisingly they have been together like, I dunno, 8 months after that.

Its no surprise that people like sweet thoughtful gifts! Ppl should do romanti stuff this more often.

# ? Feb 17, 2018 03:17

Mumpy Puffinz: Aug 11, 2008; Nap Ghost

Three Olives posted:

True Story:

A friend of mine's boyfriend had a blanket made of a selfie they took after they hosed after meeting on a hookup app. Surprisingly they have been together like, I dunno, 8 months after that.

Yo The Eagles won the super bowl

# ? Feb 17, 2018 03:22

ArbitraryC: Jan 28, 2009; Pick a number, any number; Pillbug

I feel like buying a higher quality blanket rather than one you could get a goatse print on would be a better gift.

Like the pics are cute but they're just gonna be in the way when she leaves him for someone who can provide her a more luxurious blanket experience.

# ? Feb 17, 2018 03:30

Mumpy Puffinz: Aug 11, 2008; Nap Ghost

ArbitraryC posted:

I feel like buying a higher quality blanket rather than one you could get a goatse print on would be a better gift.

Like the pics are cute but they're just gonna be in the way when she leaves him for someone who can provide her a more luxurious blanket experience.

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

Yo The Eagles won the super bowl

# ? Feb 17, 2018 03:33

Genesplicer: Oct 19, 2002; I give your invention the worst grade imaginable: An A-minus-minus!; Total Clam

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

you can't forget memories

My dad has. It's called Alzheimer's...

# ? Feb 17, 2018 06:38

Lawrence Gilchrist: Mar 31, 2010

Zippy the Bummer posted:

what the hell is wrong with you

What is right with anyone, really

# ? Feb 17, 2018 06:41

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Anal would still be a better gift.

# ? Feb 17, 2018 06:43

Caganer: Feb 15, 2018

genesplicer posted:

My dad has. It's called Alzheimer's...

# ? Feb 17, 2018 06:44

spinderella: Jul 15, 2017; by FactsAreUseless

I'd like to offer a blanket apology for all the rude posters in this thread but nah.

# ? Feb 17, 2018 06:44

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Spinster posted:

I'd like to offer a blanket apology for all the rude posters in this thread but nah.

You're posting in a Skylark thread. Think about it.

# ? Feb 17, 2018 06:45

spinderella: Jul 15, 2017; by FactsAreUseless

Meredith Baxter-Burnout posted:

You're posting in a Skylark thread. Think about it.

See I'll be honest I don't get it. Enlighten me please.

# ? Feb 17, 2018 06:46

tenspott: Aug 1, 2002; by FactsAreUseless

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

i am pretty shute skylark is a girl

Lol no

# ? Feb 17, 2018 06:46

maskenfreiheit: Dec 30, 2004

Spinster posted:

I'd like to offer a blanket apology for all the rude posters in this thread but nah.

when gbs ppl go to fyad we get flamed abs probed

But when they make poo poo threads we apologize ppl were mean in them

#GBShasClassOutTheAss

# ? Feb 17, 2018 06:49

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Spinster posted:

See I'll be honest I don't get it. Enlighten me please.

Skylark is a FYAD gimmick who posts like a teenage girl on social media.

# ? Feb 17, 2018 06:49

spinderella: Jul 15, 2017; by FactsAreUseless

maskenfreiheit posted:

when gbs ppl go to fyad we get flamed abs probed

But when they make poo poo threads we apologize ppl were mean in them

#GBShasClassOutTheAss

That's why I sad "nah"

Meredith Baxter-Burnout posted:

Skylark is a FYAD gimmick who posts like a teenage girl on social media.

That's what I thought. Thanks.

# ? Feb 17, 2018 06:50

maskenfreiheit: Dec 30, 2004

Spinster posted:

That's why I sad "nah"

That's what I thought. Thanks.

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# ? Feb 17, 2018 06:53

Chinatown: Sep 11, 2001; by Fluffdaddy; Fun Shoe

remember when all those kids got slaughtered on valentines day lol

# ? Feb 17, 2018 06:53

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Chinatown posted:

remember when all those kids got slaughtered on valentines day lol

woah, too soon, dude! :yikes:

# ? Feb 17, 2018 07:03

a peck of pickled peckers: Aug 3, 2014; I am your Redeemer! It is by my hand that you arise from the ashes of this world!

Too late for those students tho

# ? Feb 17, 2018 14:56

Smash it Smash hit: Dec 30, 2009; prettay, prettay

You couldn�t use that blanket because one wash would gently caress that print

# ? Feb 17, 2018 15:34

Im Ready for DEATH: Oct 5, 2016

Chinatown posted:

remember when all those kids got slaughtered on valentines day lol

talk about a bullet for your valentine!!

# ? Feb 17, 2018 15:37

null: Feb 19, 2003; by FactsAreUseless; Fun Shoe

Im Ready for DEATH posted:

talk about a bullet for your valentine!!

My Crafty Valentine

# ? Feb 17, 2018 15:51

OXBALLS DOT COM: Sep 11, 2005; by FactsAreUseless; Young Orc

I prefer to use a euro style duvet taco

# ? Feb 17, 2018 16:01

NightshadeGenitals: Dec 28, 2017; Star maths and wishy thinking

Didn�t know it was a competition. :shrug:

# ? Feb 17, 2018 16:01

SammichBacon: Nov 11, 2013

SeXReX posted:

AND you can Dutch Oven yourself

The most important blanket qualifier.

# ? Feb 17, 2018 16:11

Pretty good: Apr 16, 2007

tenspott posted:

Lol no

Youve owned yourself.

# ? Feb 17, 2018 16:41

dpush: Nov 10, 2009

Il Federale posted:

lol when she eventually dumps him and never uses it again

My ex-girlfriend made me a blanket out of a bunch of individual tie-dyed patches. When she took off it became the dog's blanket until I spilled gasoline on it on accident and now it's a shop rag.

# ? Feb 17, 2018 17:28

OXBALLS DOT COM: Sep 11, 2005; by FactsAreUseless; Young Orc

dpush posted:

My ex-girlfriend made me a blanket out of a bunch of individual tie-dyed patches. When she took off it became the dog's blanket until I spilled gasoline on it on accident and now it's a shop rag.

Why were you feeding your dog gasoline

# ? Feb 17, 2018 17:29