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OXBALLS DOT COM posted:Pictured: by survey, the ideal male body to equally appeal to men and women: gently caress yeah. Men want him, and women want to be him
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I preferred big beef but had a long lean boyfriend once. His rear end was unbelievable with those 2 dents above it and I wrote a poem in (community) college about him titled, "There's a Greek God Taking a Shower in my Bathroom." If I still had that poem I would so post it. Self-owns are the best own. All I remember besides the title is the last two lines "With a crack and a splash he's done And dewed I don't even know what day it is." 
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Feb 18, 2018 04:42
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do girls like hairy legs ?
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Feb 18, 2018 04:44
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Spinster posted:I preferred big beef but had a long lean boyfriend once. His rear end was unbelievable with those 2 dents above it and I wrote a poem in (community) college about him titled, "There's a Greek God Taking a Shower in my Bathroom."  Holy poo poo Spin. You discover the dimples of venus and it loving wrecked your sense of space-time. You were born too early 
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Feb 18, 2018 04:48
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Lime Tonics posted:do girls like hairy legs To masticate?
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Feb 18, 2018 04:48
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Caufman posted:To masticate? my legs are really hairy and masculine and make virgins weeps at the sight of them should i do something about this?
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Feb 18, 2018 04:49
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you can be thin but clavicles less than 15 inches are a death sentence
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Feb 18, 2018 04:49
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what about arm pit smell? like our arm pits smell bad and we put deoderants and chemicals and sdhit in there, but really, natural?
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Feb 18, 2018 04:50
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There's only one universal thing women like and that is: stop being a thirsty moron like you're 15 and in high school again jfc have some self respect
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Feb 18, 2018 04:52
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Lime Tonics posted:do girls like hairy legs no one like hairy legs. So you should shave yours
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Feb 18, 2018 04:52
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There is nothing better than manly hairy chest and legs
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Feb 18, 2018 04:53
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I find a hairy lover to be the perfect opportunity to test my skill with the blade.
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Feb 18, 2018 04:57
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Colonel Cancer posted:There is nothing better than manly hairy chest and legs neither of my granfathers had hairy chests and they had 17 kids
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Feb 18, 2018 04:57
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:neither of my granfathers had hairy chests and they had 17 kids I hate to be the bearer of bad news... But your grandfathers aren't -your- grandfathers
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Feb 18, 2018 04:58
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Caufman posted:I find a hairy lover to be the perfect opportunity to test my skill with the blade. oh god. How many did you kill?
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Feb 18, 2018 04:59
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Colonel Cancer posted:I hate to be the bearer of bad news... But your grandfathers aren't -your- grandfathers then who the hell's grandfathers were they?
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Feb 18, 2018 05:00
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spb posted:Hi I was wondering if girls like skinny boys? Or if they don't like them. hi, spb. some do, some do not, for most it is either not a concern or is one of a spectrum of concerns and neither a singularly sufficient nor disqualifying attribute source: asked some girls
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Feb 18, 2018 05:02
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:then who the hell's grandfathers were they? No one's, because their hairless balls produced weak seed that never took root in your grandmothers' welcoming vaginas.
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Feb 18, 2018 05:03
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Walk with a goddamn purpose and you too can appear desirable
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Feb 18, 2018 05:05
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Lime Tonics posted:do girls like hairy legs Yes
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Feb 18, 2018 05:06
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Caufman posted:No one's, because their hairless balls produced weak seed that never took root in your grandmothers' welcoming vaginas. Man you have no idea how time works
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Feb 18, 2018 05:06
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lots of girls like skinny guys, even the ones who are gaunt. I look like a ghoul and I am showered with female attention. And male attention. It turns out, it doesn't matter why you have pronounced cheekbones, as long as you got em you're attractive. now if only any of them were actually relationship material. at the end of the day im just happy that my nondescript eating disorder will see me dead before 50, while the fat among you will live for another 20 in deteriorating health, and the fit among you will live for another 50 caught in constant existential pain. I'm laughing all the way to my early, pretty grave showered in unrequited romantic attention, you're all suckers in my book.
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Feb 18, 2018 05:07
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:oh god. How many did you kill? None you slut. I've loved no one and no one's loved me.
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Feb 18, 2018 05:07
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women don't really give a gently caress what a guy looks like, like danny devito has been married since before he was famous
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Feb 18, 2018 05:09
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Pick posted:women don't really give a gently caress what a guy looks like Why do you spread these lies?
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Feb 18, 2018 05:10
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COMRADES posted:Why do you spread these lies? Pick doesn't care what men look like and was married to Danny DeVito before he was famous.
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Feb 18, 2018 05:11
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Pick posted:women don't really give a gently caress what a guy looks like, like danny devito has been married since before he was famous devito was born beautiful 
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Feb 18, 2018 05:11
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Pick posted:women don't really give a gently caress what a guy looks like, like danny devito has been married since before he was famous danny married the ugliest woman, on the best show
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Feb 18, 2018 05:11
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Pick posted:women don't really give a gently caress what a guy looks like, like danny devito has been married since before he was famous dont spread lies, other than my skeletal good looks, all I have is a monomolecular edged dry wit. I'm reduced to every other 2 bit post-hipster out there, and in this city that's just despicable.
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Feb 18, 2018 05:11
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I mean skinny or fat you still get butthole hairs stuck in you’re teeth if you eat a dudes butthole and there’s no real way around it. 
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Feb 18, 2018 05:12
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Sure there is: a nicely waxed butthole
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Feb 18, 2018 05:14
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:I mean skinny or fat you still get butthole hairs stuck in you’re teeth if you eat a dudes butthole and there’s no real way around it. It's called personal hygiene Goddamn
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Feb 18, 2018 05:14
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COMRADES posted:Why do you spread these lies? We don't care about looks nearly as much as guys do, thats a fact.
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Feb 18, 2018 05:14
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:I mean skinny or fat you still get butthole hairs stuck in you’re teeth if you eat a dudes butthole and there’s no real way around it. I've considered shaving, but my energy levels are too consistently low for that kind of upkeep.
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Feb 18, 2018 05:14
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Step one: submit paperwork to change your name to "Chad".
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Feb 18, 2018 05:15
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COMRADES posted:Why do you spread these lies? i didn't even require that the man person who treated me like garbage have all of the customary bits
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Feb 18, 2018 05:16
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PathAsc posted:It's called personal hygiene Yeah but that’s a double edged sword because like what if a chick sleeps over and uses your butthole toothbrush instead of the mouth one?
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Feb 18, 2018 05:16
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Maybe? It's still important.quote:Physical attractiveness may serve as a gatekeeper directing us toward partners who are healthy, age appropriate, and able to reproduce (Weeden and Sabini, 2005). And when we make real-life dating and mating decisions, research indicates, physical appearance dominates: We choose to pursue relationships with those who are attractive to us (see Luo and Zhang, 2009; Kurzban and Weeden, 2005; Thao et al., 2010). There's: quote:One reason we may not consciously realize the importance of physical attractiveness is that we don’t necessarily want partners who are extremely attractive—we just want partners who are attractive enough. In Dion et al.’s (1972) research, both attractive and moderately attractive individuals were viewed more positively than less attractive counterparts. Similarly, in Griffin and Langlois’ (2006) research, a lack of attractiveness was associated with negative qualities, but only a moderate level of attractiveness was necessary to make one's associations positive. To interest us, then, potential mates do not need to be exceptionally attractive, only moderately so. but you could say the same about men, really, despite all the macho talk over drinks. Pick posted:i didn't even require that the man person who treated me like garbage have all of the customary bits Yeah but you do not represent all women just sayin'. That's not meant to be a personal dig that's just meant to be legit you are not a big enough sample size. And Spinster you were just talking about writing a poem about a Greek god with butt dimples c'mon lol. COMRADES fucked around with this message at 05:18 on Feb 18, 2018 |
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Feb 18, 2018 05:16
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I recently started a regimen of diet, exercise, slav squatting on my shed, and singing the glorious anthem of the ussr. I took my clothes off in front of a girl and good things happened. Join me, comrades
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Feb 18, 2018 05:18
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I wonder if being *smart* makes the other person being *smart* more important compared to other traits. I'll bet it does, it did for me.
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