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I don’t think they care as long as you don’t lose weight in you’re dick.
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# ¿ Feb 18, 2018 02:12 |
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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 13:44 |
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I got a personality like a fat chick but my abs are ripped.
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# ¿ Feb 18, 2018 02:14 |
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I mean skinny or fat you still get butthole hairs stuck in you’re teeth if you eat a dudes butthole and there’s no real way around it.
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# ¿ Feb 18, 2018 05:12 |
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PathAsc posted:It's called personal hygiene Yeah but that’s a double edged sword because like what if a chick sleeps over and uses your butthole toothbrush instead of the mouth one?
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# ¿ Feb 18, 2018 05:16 |
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Spinster posted:I wonder if being *smart* makes the other person being *smart* more important compared to other traits. I'll bet it does, it did for me. Everyone is smart in some sort of way. Everybody knows something you don’t.
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# ¿ Feb 18, 2018 05:22 |
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Pelosi de Bundi posted:just lol if you don't look like brad pitt in fight club and expect women through society's standards to put up with your doughy goony rear end just because That’s what my personality looks like.
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# ¿ Feb 18, 2018 05:33 |
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Spinster posted:I believe you. You were the first poster here who intrigued me. What the heck is up with this guy and all the words? You mocked my storytelling perfectly and it was hilarious. I’m all about moods and poo poo.
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# ¿ Feb 18, 2018 05:37 |
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I think chicks really just want a wall of meat they can grind their little nub out on.
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# ¿ Feb 18, 2018 06:22 |
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numberoneposter posted:Im in shape. Rhombus.
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# ¿ Feb 18, 2018 06:27 |
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Mulaney Power Move posted:As long as their wallet is not skinny, right ladies? What if they are simply storing a slice of pizza in they’re wallet like Michael Keaton in the hit movie Multiplicity?
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# ¿ Feb 18, 2018 06:31 |
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unpleasantly turgid posted:maybe i should eat more Hellz yeah.
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# ¿ Feb 18, 2018 06:49 |
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numberoneposter posted:ive lost a bit of weight! Oh my!
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# ¿ Feb 19, 2018 01:15 |
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veni veni veni posted:Read that as "cumming deep inside my furby" Lol popped the beak right out from the backside, reckon.
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# ¿ Feb 19, 2018 08:28 |
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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 13:44 |
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I mean I think it’s like if you take a nice lady out for a yummy meal and you taste her mouth then you should taste the other end of her digestive tract too. Because you care, you care about her gastrointestinal health, and you want to make sure she tastes alright on both ends. It’s the responsible thing.
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# ¿ Feb 19, 2018 20:17 |