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ClamdestineBoyster
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I don’t think they care as long as you don’t lose weight in you’re dick. :shrug:

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ClamdestineBoyster
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I got a personality like a fat chick but my abs are ripped. :dukedoge:

ClamdestineBoyster
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I mean skinny or fat you still get butthole hairs stuck in you’re teeth if you eat a dudes butthole and there’s no real way around it. :shrug:

ClamdestineBoyster
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PathAsc posted:

It's called personal hygiene

Goddamn

Yeah but that’s a double edged sword because like what if a chick sleeps over and uses your butthole toothbrush instead of the mouth one? :shrug:

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Spinster posted:

I wonder if being *smart* makes the other person being *smart* more important compared to other traits. I'll bet it does, it did for me.

Everyone is smart in some sort of way. Everybody knows something you don’t.

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Pelosi de Bundi posted:

just lol if you don't look like brad pitt in fight club and expect women through society's standards to put up with your doughy goony rear end just because

or lol if you look like the machinist

That’s what my personality looks like. :colbert:

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Spinster posted:

I believe you. You were the first poster here who intrigued me. What the heck is up with this guy and all the words? You mocked my storytelling perfectly and it was hilarious.

I’m all about moods and poo poo.

ClamdestineBoyster
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I think chicks really just want a wall of meat they can grind their little nub out on. :mmmsmug:

ClamdestineBoyster
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Rhombus. :smug:

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Mulaney Power Move posted:

As long as their wallet is not skinny, right ladies?

What if they are simply storing a slice of pizza in they’re wallet like Michael Keaton in the hit movie Multiplicity? :thunk:

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unpleasantly turgid posted:

:thunk: maybe i should eat more

Hellz yeah. :hfive:

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numberoneposter posted:

ive lost a bit of weight!


Oh my! :eyepoop:

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veni veni veni posted:

Read that as "cumming deep inside my furby"

E: lol whoops that was 7 pages ago whatever.

Lol popped the beak right out from the backside, reckon. :clint:

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ClamdestineBoyster
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I mean I think it’s like if you take a nice lady out for a yummy meal and you taste her mouth then you should taste the other end of her digestive tract too. Because you care, you care about her gastrointestinal health, and you want to make sure she tastes alright on both ends. It’s the responsible thing. :shrug:

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