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Im thinking of a kit you can buy that has all the stuff you need to assemble a conspiracy theory in your room. Starter Kit: 40 Tacks asst colours 100cmx70cm corkboard A roll of twine Polaroid of George W Bush A bit of paper with "Sexual economy" written on it 400pc blank cards
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You could buy addon packs like "British Nobility Portraits" much the same as in a paradox game
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Feb 20, 2018 09:53
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Photo of Harambe.
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Feb 20, 2018 09:54
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a cement bust of Zizek
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Feb 20, 2018 10:01
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If you buy the masonic imagery pack this week i'll throw in a urgent looking digital countdown timer.
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Feb 20, 2018 10:29
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Do you got carol in hr and pepe silvia
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Feb 20, 2018 10:38
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meth or a preexisting mental illness
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Feb 20, 2018 11:11
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Don't forget a red sharpie and a bunch of copies of newspapers covering major events like the JFK assassination so you can circle random things and use the twine to make connections.
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Feb 20, 2018 11:43
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Also a megaphone so you can stand out in public areas and yell at passing people that they are sheeple.
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Feb 20, 2018 11:44
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Thanks for the product idea OP. Will work on getting it on Amazon asap.
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Feb 20, 2018 11:47
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yeah I eat rear end posted:Don't forget a red sharpie and a bunch of copies of newspapers covering major events like the JFK assassination so you can circle random things and use the twine to make connections. I forgot newspaper clippings! How could i be so blind
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Feb 20, 2018 12:23
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gonna need several packs of half-length cigarettes. i call them quick-butts
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Feb 20, 2018 12:25
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One in every 100 packs has a holographic ark of the covenant card
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Feb 20, 2018 12:31
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A giant map of D.C. with overlays pointing out the streets forming pentagrams and swastikas.
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Feb 21, 2018 00:09
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if you subscribe now we'll throw in some important looking documents that explain to police officers why you're travelling and not driving
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Feb 21, 2018 00:13
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Rock Puncher posted:if you subscribe now we'll throw in some important looking documents that explain to police officers why you're travelling and not driving Thats not really a conspiracy theory thats just a bunch of bullshit.
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Feb 21, 2018 00:15
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yeah I eat rear end posted:Thats not really a conspiracy theory thats just a bunch of bullshit. Look, it's not about who has the best conspiracy theories, it's about the people who need these goods and services.
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Feb 21, 2018 00:15
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I'm just saying in my conspiracy kit if i am getting bonus material i'd rather get something like a map of the extensive alien experimentation lab under the denver airport.
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Feb 21, 2018 00:20
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Maps of cities, airports and hollow earth gonna be big this christmas
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Feb 21, 2018 00:23
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That ginormous aluminum foil roll from Costco.
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Feb 21, 2018 00:28
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Poor photo copies of censored documents, can be sold in sets based on common themes.
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Feb 21, 2018 00:34
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Feb 21, 2018 00:37
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Hell Stink posted:Poor photo copies of censored documents, can be sold in sets based on common themes. They could have stamps across them that say like "TOP SECRET"
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Feb 21, 2018 00:38
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I could really use a modular conspiracy-board kit. My do-it-yourself corkboard, push tack, and yarn number is getting pretty ragged. And it's a pain to reorganize it all when I realize I had everything wrong all along and what looked like a minor irregularity is the linchpin of it all.
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Feb 21, 2018 00:40
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People who bought Morgellons Booster-2 also bought Morgellons Booster-Christmas
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Feb 21, 2018 00:40
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You're gonna need exactly one photograph that is just too blurry/dark to identify the person, with three question marks drawn on the corner in red sharpie.
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Feb 21, 2018 00:43
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A VR game where you basically do the same thing but it lets you chainsmoke in your basement in case you dont smoke or have a basement
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Feb 21, 2018 00:43
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popewiles posted:You're gonna need exactly one photograph that is just too blurry/dark to identify the person, with three question marks drawn on the corner in red sharpie. I was thinking of a set that could have blank silhouettes that say "MR X"
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Feb 21, 2018 00:44
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Yes, I'm sorry, but I think I got the wrong kit. I'm a conspiracy provider, not a recipient. I ordered the six-pack of do-it-at-home chemtrail aerosols and the iSpy tinfoil subverter.
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Feb 21, 2018 00:46
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popewiles posted:You're gonna need exactly one photograph that is just too blurry/dark to identify the person, with three question marks drawn on the corner in red sharpie. Don't doxx me.
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Feb 21, 2018 00:46
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 Hardware, lots of it, circa 1980. I think you could make some good margins in this area. Buy this stuff up cheap and promote some obscure features (ex. Rebounding extraterrestrial decipherment encoded).
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Feb 21, 2018 00:48
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Shortwave radio Aluminum foil Timezone map 4 copies of Ace Ventura Animal Detective on vhs
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Feb 21, 2018 00:51
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A printout of the bilderberg group wikipedia article.
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Feb 21, 2018 00:51
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Big Beef City posted:Shortwave radio (talking with own rear end) actually its pet detective not animal detective.
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Feb 21, 2018 00:53
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Supersized “I WANT TO BELIEVE” ufo poster
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Feb 21, 2018 00:55
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An ornate and intricate machine that models the solar system and is coming incredibly close to a planetary alignment
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Feb 21, 2018 01:00
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We are massively overstocked on Colgate - Board of Directors cards, its a perfect time to buy.
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Feb 21, 2018 01:01
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my kit has a ice bullet mold that only works with Perrier
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Feb 21, 2018 01:01
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Low on funds? Try one of our mystery grab-bags! Each one is just chock full of dated or obscure conspiracies for a fraction of the price. Is Y2k a plot to destroy human civilization so the aliens can take over? Uh, probably not, no, but we've got a lot of left over material on that, and it can be yours.
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Be sure to include a random assortment of microfiche.
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