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Jesus Christ
Jun 1, 2000

mods if you can make this my avatar I will gladly pay 10bux to the coffers
but goddamn is it worth it!

2-piece for $1.50, load it up in my butt!!!

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Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"




Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.
good deal on that chicken, thank you for letting us know

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

I'm a lily-handed white devil and find fried chicken with bones a pain to eat. I prefer my hands to say soft and pure after a meal in the presence of our lord and savior honkey town junction jesus

myDad
Jan 20, 2010

ce n'est pas ma mère
College Slice
popeyes is drat good

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH



I just ate Popeye’s for dinner.

Popeye’s owns.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Why do you people like popeyes? That poo poo sucks man. Like church’s is actually p good. gently caress kfc gently caress Popeyes. :munch:

curlys gold
Jan 17, 2018

popeyes chicken
wimpys burgers
blutos burritos

JonathonSpectre
Jul 23, 2003

I replaced the Shermatar and text with this because I don't wanna see racial slurs every time you post what the fuck

Soiled Meat
I was once asked by a group of black people in New Orleans if I was "a Church's man or a Popeye's man."

The tone in which it was said implied consequences for the wrong choice.

Kibbles n Shits
Apr 8, 2006

burgerpug.png


Fun Shoe
Ever heard of burgin'? Well I'm birdin'!

Jesus Christ
Jun 1, 2000

mods if you can make this my avatar I will gladly pay 10bux to the coffers

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

Why do you people like popeyes? That poo poo sucks man. Like church’s is actually p good. gently caress kfc gently caress Popeyes. :munch:

JonathonSpectre posted:

I was once asked by a group of black people in New Orleans if I was "a Church's man or a Popeye's man."

The tone in which it was said implied consequences for the wrong choice.

Church's is my go-to fast food fried chicken after Popeyes but they're not on the same level. Popeyes is god-tier, Church's and Golden Chick are below, then below that you have places like Chicken Express and Bush's Chicken and gas station fried chicken, and then waaaaaaaaaaaaay below that you have KFC and animal carcasses you pull out of stagnant ponds.

And I'm assuming you said Popeye's, JonathonSpectre, because you're alive to post that.

https://firstwefeast.com/eat/2016/01/chefs-love-popeyes

[edit] ^^^ this is a really good article you should read it

myDad
Jan 20, 2010

ce n'est pas ma mère
College Slice
church's is good

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH



ClamdestineBoyster posted:

Why do you people like popeyes? That poo poo sucks man. Like church’s is actually p good. gently caress kfc gently caress Popeyes. :munch:

Behold, the wrong opinion.

Away all Goats
Jul 5, 2005

Goose's rebellion

I like fried chicken

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Jesus Christ posted:

Church's is my go-to fast food fried chicken after Popeyes but they're not on the same level. Popeyes is god-tier, Church's and Golden Chick are below, then below that you have places like Chicken Express and Bush's Chicken and gas station fried chicken, and then waaaaaaaaaaaaay below that you have KFC and animal carcasses you pull out of stagnant ponds.

And I'm assuming you said Popeye's, JonathonSpectre, because you're alive to post that.

https://firstwefeast.com/eat/2016/01/chefs-love-popeyes

[edit] ^^^ this is a really good article you should read it

Popeyes smell like farts.

Kibbles n Shits
Apr 8, 2006

burgerpug.png


Fun Shoe
Walmart's Deli has better fried chicken than Popeye's.

Golden Chick is the platonic ideal of fast food chicken.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
i find that popeyes quality varies between locations even more than most fast food places

Jesus Christ
Jun 1, 2000

mods if you can make this my avatar I will gladly pay 10bux to the coffers

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

Why do you people like popeyes? That poo poo sucks man. Like church’s is actually p good. gently caress kfc gently caress Popeyes. :munch:

wait, aren't you a MAGA chud? lol explains your horrible opinion

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

i want fried chicken for dinner now

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Jesus Christ posted:

wait, aren't you a MAGA chud? lol explains your horrible opinion

No America always has and always will suck total balls, glass is half full of cold piss etc. I like long john silvers tho that batter is chronic. Their chicken is better than Popeyes.. :munch:

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004

I love Brown's Chicken, but it's always had a bad reputation in Chicago because a couple guys went into one and murdered everybody in the place.

But this isn't the mass shooting thread, so I digress.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brown%27s_Chicken_massacre

quote:

The Brown's Chicken massacre was a mass murder that occurred at a Brown's Chicken restaurant in Palatine, a northwest suburb of Chicago, Illinois, on January 8, 1993, when two assailants robbed the restaurant and then proceeded to murder seven employees.

The case remained unsolved for nearly nine years, until one of the assailants was implicated by his girlfriend in 2002. Police used DNA samples from the murder scene to match one of the suspects, Juan Luna. Luna was put on trial in 2007, found guilty for seven counts of murder, and sentenced to life imprisonment. James Degorski, the other assailant, was found guilty in 2009 on all seven counts of murder, and also sentenced to life imprisonment.

myDad
Jan 20, 2010

ce n'est pas ma mère
College Slice
Gus's World Famous Fried Chicken is the best chicken chain

JonathonSpectre
Jul 23, 2003

I replaced the Shermatar and text with this because I don't wanna see racial slurs every time you post what the fuck

Soiled Meat

Jesus Christ posted:

And I'm assuming you said Popeye's, JonathonSpectre, because you're alive to post that.

https://firstwefeast.com/eat/2016/01/chefs-love-popeyes

[edit] ^^^ this is a really good article you should read it

Actually, I changed the nature of their game by claiming to be a devotee of Danny's Fried Chicken, a non-chain place here in my hometown that makes the best God-damned fried bird cooked by a human that's not my mom.

Everyone was very pleased with this answer but then got serious again and said, "OK, but if you HAD to pick one of those two..."

So I picked Popeye's because they have spicy chicken and decent enough red beans but really gently caress every fast food chicken when I can just ride to Danny's and have their chicken and that bizarre rice-meat thing they serve as a side.

Jesus Christ
Jun 1, 2000

mods if you can make this my avatar I will gladly pay 10bux to the coffers

quote:

Leruth’s red beans—an ancient Creole tradition that’s as deeply emblematic of New Orleans as Mardi Gras—still inspire reverence. When asked where to find the platonic ideal of the dish, Cochon chef Donald Link named Popeyes. All’Onda chef Chris Jaeckle, who once received a box of Popeyes with a candle stuck in it in lieu of a birthday cake, likes the red beans so much he offered this pro move: “Peel the skin off the thigh and use that as the taco shell, and fill it with the red beans and rice. It’s crispy on the outside and fatty from the skin, with the saltiness from the red beans and rice—it’s good eating.”

holy fukc

Edgar
Sep 9, 2005

Oh my heck!
Oh heavens!
Oh my lord!
OH Sweet meats!
Wedge Regret
I like the chicken wings from domino's

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Edgar posted:

I like the chicken wings from domino's
:chloe:

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

No America always has and always will suck total balls, glass is half full of cold piss etc. I like long john silvers tho that batter is chronic. Their chicken is better than Popeyes.. :munch:

what's good is all those little balls of fried batter that end up in the bottom of the box. takes a week off your life to eat them, but life is misery so dig in folks.

Calm Waters
Aug 24, 2011
why did all the horrendous poo poo-tier american fast food get exported, like KFC and maccas, and not the good ones.

EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬



JonathonSpectre posted:

I was once asked by a group of black people in New Orleans if I was "a Church's man or a Popeye's man."

The tone in which it was said implied consequences for the wrong choice.

Trick question, in NO it’s Raisin Canes.

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Calm Waters posted:

why did all the horrendous poo poo-tier american fast food get exported, like KFC and maccas, and not the good ones.

:capitalism:

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Dr. Gitmo Moneyson posted:

Behold, the wrong opinion.

:puckout: go eat some Kenny Rogers roasters with your unsophisticated palette buddy :flipoff:

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

What is the consensus on bojangles? Too racist imo

weg
Jun 6, 2006

Reassisted Retrogression

Calm Waters posted:

why did all the horrendous poo poo-tier american fast food get exported, like KFC and maccas, and not the good ones.

Maybe when you become as fat as us then you will understand. This is our cultural warfare.

Military action is a thing of the past. Now we just blow up waistlines.

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

weg posted:

Maybe when you become as fat as us then you will understand. This is our cultural warfare.

Military action is a thing of the past. Now we just blow up waistlines.

I think he's British, so they are as fat as us. It's neck and neck who's fatter and it goes back and forth depending on the metric you pick

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

OXBALLS DOT COM posted:

I think he's British, so they are as fat as us. It's neck and neck who's fatter and it goes back and forth depending on the metric you pick

my neck circumference is measured in feet, I am american

Tiberius Thyben
Feb 7, 2013

Gone Phishing


Never had church’s but we just got our first Popeyes and everything just tasted burnt. Like, KFC Is better.

Tiberius Thyben
Feb 7, 2013

Gone Phishing


Now, Mary Browns makes good chicken.

Marxalot
Dec 24, 2008

Appropriator of
Dan Crenshaw's Eyepatch

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

Why do you people like popeyes? That poo poo sucks man. Like church’s is actually p good. gently caress kfc gently caress Popeyes. :munch:

Last time I went there the chicken lacked any flavor and I got sick for 3 days.


Popeyes has yet to fail me.


OXBALLS DOT COM posted:

I think he's British, so they are as fat as us. It's neck and neck who's fatter and it goes back and forth depending on the metric you pick

Neck and neck? But they don't have necks :confused:

Sushi The Kid
Sep 10, 2005
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Chester's Chicken is legit.

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numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

sorry guys but the best fried chicken is from a gas station

everyone knows this

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