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If you think about it, getting rabies is kind of like becoming a super vilain. You become enraged beyond your control, and you bite people and stuff and make them your rabid minions (like a zombie but cureable I guess?) Rabies Man could be a real heel that could oppose the strongest of super heroes, and frankly I think that is what I might want. I am going to go out into the forest and look for some small mammels and try to get them to bite me. Next time you see me I will probably be wanted by the FBI and NSA and some secret organizations you haven't heard of yet. Just wanted to say "Suck a dick y'all" before my transformation. Suck a dick y'all!
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JakeP posted:If you think about it, getting rabies is kind of like becoming a super vilain. You become enraged beyond your control, and you bite people and stuff and make them your rabid minions (like a zombie but cureable I guess?) Rabies Man could be a real heel that could oppose the strongest of super heroes, and frankly I think that is what I might want. I am going to go out into the forest and look for some small mammels and try to get them to bite me. Next time you see me I will probably be wanted by the FBI and NSA and some secret organizations you haven't heard of yet. Just wanted to say "Suck a dick y'all" before my transformation. Yeah, but rabies affects your thought processes in a way that might impede your super villain aspirations. Perhaps consider other medical conditions for your evil transformation, like toxoplasmosis or PTSD. Barring that, maybe mixing meth and PCP will give you the inside edge to bite off ears and dry hump light posts until the cops tase/shoot/tranquilize you.
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Feb 21, 2018 06:19
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That fight Club author wrote this book already op.
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Feb 21, 2018 06:20
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Rad-daddio posted:Yeah, but rabies affects your thought processes in a way that might impede your super villain aspirations. Perhaps consider other medical conditions for your evil transformation, like toxoplasmosis or PTSD. no thats part of the appeal of the character A Bakers Cousin posted:That fight Club author wrote this book already op. Only idiots read books
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Feb 21, 2018 06:22
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way ahead of ya
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Feb 21, 2018 06:25
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there is actually no cure once symptoms present op
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Feb 21, 2018 06:28
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anyway dogs are haram and it's good they have to get their brains cut out to test for it
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Feb 21, 2018 06:28
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If you get rabies you're incapable of walking within a week and dead within a couple. The only villainous thing you could really do is scam the make a wish foundation.
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Feb 21, 2018 06:55
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In some football documentary i watched on netflix injecting a little rabies before the game is key to achieving peak performance.
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Feb 21, 2018 07:00
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whiter than a Wilco show posted:If you get rabies you're incapable of walking within a week and dead within a couple. The only villainous thing you could really do is scam the make a wish foundation. I dunno... I have a heightened immune system, and as long as I feed I fend off the paralysis or whatever, this will work somehow
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Feb 21, 2018 07:12
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whiter than a Wilco show posted:If you get rabies you're incapable of walking within a week and dead within a couple. The only villainous thing you could really do is scam the make a wish foundation. also if you have rabies you ejaculate continuously and uncontrollably
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Feb 21, 2018 07:53
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Hmm did someone just read Rant?
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Feb 21, 2018 07:56
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SmokaDustbowl posted:also if you have rabies you ejaculate continuously and uncontrollably Excuse me, there's some wildlife I need to taunt
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