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Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
I don't know how this works.

Give me the Detroit Lions.

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Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

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Afterbirth Aftermath posted:

I'll take the Chargers. I plan to move the team to Los Angeles.

Whoops. Stupid old NFL team listing. Fixed.

Android Apocalypse posted:

I don't know how this works.

Give me the Detroit Lions.

Pick any fictional character to draft to your team. As long as you have a picture or video showing that they played football, you're good to go.

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION



Toilet Rascal
I think if we can't fill this out, we go with who's signed up and skip teams that don't have anyone.

sweet geek swag
Mar 29, 2006

Adjust lasers to FUN!





Makes it more likely I'm gonna get my man.

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Nov 27, 2007

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seiferguy posted:

I think if we can't fill this out, we go with who's signed up and skip teams that don't have anyone.

I'll give it a few more days but yeah, I'm fine with that. Let's make Monday the deadline, and if someone wants to sign up for a non owned team afterwards, I'll probably allow it. I'm ready to draft too. :)

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
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Illegal Hen
How many rounds are we gonna do?

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

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Android Apocalypse posted:

How many rounds are we gonna do?

2. If there is demand, we'll do more.

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Nov 27, 2007

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So if anyone else wants to sign up, feel free. Otherwise, Edward Mass, you'll be on the clock starting tomorrow at 7AM. Any teams that don't have an owner will get a generic placeholder.

We can just use this thread for both picks and discussion. Keep everything in one place.

Have fun everyone!

incompetent
Jun 4, 2013

Silly Burrito posted:

So if anyone else wants to sign up, feel free. Otherwise, Edward Mass, you'll be on the clock starting tomorrow at 7AM. Any teams that don't have an owner will get a generic placeholder.

We can just use this thread for both picks and discussion. Keep everything in one place.

half of the people that have signed up probably forgot about this thread

Silly Burrito posted:

Have fun everyone!

gently caress no

Acebuckeye13
Nov 2, 2010


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Ultra Carp
gently caress it I'll take the Bills, we're gonna bring glory back to upstate New York.

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Acebuckeye13 posted:

gently caress it I'll take the Bills, we're gonna bring glory back to upstate New York.

Done.

Also, if someone wants a second team, that's fine too.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Silly Burrito posted:

Done.

Also, if someone wants a second team, that's fine too.

Cool. Gimme the Cowboys so I can run them into the ground.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
The Cleveland Browns select, with the number one overall pick, Booster Gold, Quarterback, Gotham University.

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Quiet Feet posted:

Cool. Gimme the Cowboys so I can run them into the ground.

Taken but feel free to ruin another franchise.

I like the Booster Gold pick, but will they draft Skeets with the fourth pick?

Since the Giants and Jets have no owners, I'll put in a placeholder when I get back home and a new owner can claim and draft when they're ready.

Edward Mass has the board again.

Silly Burrito fucked around with this message at 18:58 on Mar 25, 2018

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
If you liked that pick, you'll LOVE this pick, Silly Burrito.

With the fourth overall selection, the Cleveland Browns select Victor "Cyborg" Stone, Running back, Gotham University. I swear this is the last Gotham U pick.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Silly Burrito posted:

Taken but feel free to ruin another franchise.

I like the Booster Gold pick, but will they draft Skeets with the fourth pick?

Since the Giants and Jets have no owners, I'll put in a placeholder when I get back home and a new owner can claim and draft when they're ready.

Edward Mass has the board again.

Let's go Giants then.

Edit: poo poo I'll do the 'skins too if nobody wants them. Already have the Giants pick ready unless someone comes in last minute.

Quiet Feet fucked around with this message at 20:16 on Mar 25, 2018

zimbomonkey
Jul 15, 2008

Tattoos? On MY black quarterback?
I'll do the Panthers then

Dubious
Mar 7, 2006

The Heroes the Vikings Deserve
Lipstick Apathy
gimme the vikings

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Nov 27, 2007

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Edward Mass posted:

If you liked that pick, you'll LOVE this pick, Silly Burrito.

With the fourth overall selection, the Cleveland Browns select Victor "Cyborg" Stone, Running back, Gotham University. I swear this is the last Gotham U pick.



Lol, works for me. No Teen Titans Go version of Cyborg? ;)

Quiet Feet posted:

Let's go Giants then.

Edit: poo poo I'll do the 'skins too if nobody wants them. Already have the Giants pick ready unless someone comes in last minute.

You can have them both. Pick away for the Giants.



zimbomonkey posted:

I'll do the Panthers then

Dubious posted:

gimme the vikings

All yours.

Sad King Billy and the Broncos are on the clock until tomorrow, but the Giants can make their pick whenever.

Silly Burrito fucked around with this message at 22:45 on Mar 25, 2018

Sad King Billy
Jan 27, 2006

Thats three of ours innit...to one of yours. You know mate I really think we ought to even up the average!
With the fifth pick of the 2018 NFL Fictional draft, the Denver Broncos select

Blitzwing DT Cybertron University





I might be stretching things a bit.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





With the 2nd pick in the 2018 NFL Mock Draft, the New York Giants select, Hamton J. Pig, Center, Acme Looniversity



Pros: Multi-sport athlete who also took up boxing.

Cons: Weighs less than a golden retriever.

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Sad King Billy posted:


I might be stretching things a bit.

Nope, that's perfectly in the spirit. And Blitzwing was a Triple Changer, so he could play offense, defense, and special teams!

Indy and Tampa do not have owners currently, so Darth Brooks and the Chicago Bears are on the clock.

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 1967
The Colts select Nelson Muntz, QB out of Springfield Grade School:



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Nov 27, 2007

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Athanatos posted:

The Colts select Nelson Muntz, QB out of Springfield Grade School:





Oh hell, Luck is never getting better, is he? :ohdear:

Colts are all yours.

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
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Toilet Rascal
gently caress I was totally gonna draft Nelson.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
Pretty sure nobody is gonna grab the Niners' picks this year.

Erainor
Dec 30, 2017

THUNDERDOME LOSER
How much time in between picks?

Darth Brooks
Jan 15, 2005

I do not wear this mask to protect me. I wear it to protect you from me.

Since the Bucks are unassigned, the Chicago Bears pick at number 8, Samson last name unknown, LB, Citrus State Prison.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=84VVZEw9vBs

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Nov 27, 2007

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Erainor posted:

How much time in between picks?

8 hour deadline for each selection. Deadlines are active only between the hours of 7 am and 12 am CST. We started a little early today, so I'll allow a bit of time for those who weren't expecting it, but we're already on pick 9 with only two missing picks.

San Fran and Vincent Van Goatse are on the clock!

Insertnamehere31
Jan 23, 2012

This could be the most one-sided fight since 1973 when Ali faced an eighty-foot tall mechanical Joe Frazier. My memory isn't what it used to be, but I think the entire Earth was destroyed.

I'll claim the Jets I suppose

With the 3rd pick, the New York Jets select "Uncle" Rico Dynamite, Quarterback, Preston High School




Jets leadership were reportedly very impressed with Rico's ability to throw "over them mountains".

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
With the 9th pick, the San Francisco 49ers select Arthur "Pinky" Marx, Fullback, Huxley College.


The key to this pick is his flexibility. Although designated as a fullback, Pinky excels at numerous positions as seen in his highlight reel.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q4Qlk7sfZfQ

Erainor
Dec 30, 2017

THUNDERDOME LOSER

Silly Burrito posted:

8 hour deadline for each selection. Deadlines are active only between the hours of 7 am and 12 am CST. We started a little early today, so I'll allow a bit of time for those who weren't expecting it, but we're already on pick 9 with only two missing picks.

San Fran and Vincent Van Goatse are on the clock!

Cool I have two picks prepared for when it's my turn. This is cool!

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Erainor posted:

Cool I have two picks prepared for when it's my turn. This is cool!

Glad you like it!

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

With the 9th pick, the San Francisco 49ers select Arthur "Pinky" Marx, Fullback, Huxley College.


The key to this pick is his flexibility. Although designated as a fullback, Pinky excels at numerous positions as seen in his highlight reel.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q4Qlk7sfZfQ

Can't deny his multitool skill set, although showboating issues and a propensity to bring illegal objects on the field may cost the Niners some penalty yards.

Insertnamehere31 posted:

I'll claim the Jets I suppose

With the 3rd pick, the New York Jets select "Uncle" Rico Dynamite, Quarterback, Preston High School




Jets leadership were reportedly very impressed with Rico's ability to throw "over them mountains".

The Jets have now solidified their QB position for years to come and are now yours to manage!

Since the Bucs and Raiders don't have owners, the Dolphins and Amy Pole Her are on the clock.

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
Ah dang didn’t realize we were missing the pick ahead.

Ill have mine tonight!

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

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Dolphins have passed the 8 hour limit. Amy Pole Her, pick when ready. If someone wants the Bucs or Raiders, grab the GM and make a pick.

Buffalo and Acebuckeye13, you're on the clock.

Acebuckeye13
Nov 2, 2010


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Ultra Carp
With the 12th pick the Buffalo Bills of Buffalo select Bobby Boucher, LB, South Central Louisiana State University

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Quiet Feet and the Redskins are up next.

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
THE MIAMI DOLPHINS with the 11th overall pick

Select

QUARTERBACK

JESUS CHRIST

UNIVERSITY OF NAZARETH



Dolphins coaches are excited about his uncanny ability to bounce back from injury

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





The Washington Racistnames with the 12th overall pick in the draft select Swivelhips Smith, WR, Taxidermy Tech







Pros: Natural athlete with excellent hands. Physical runner with an excellent stiffarm.

Cons: Propensity for showboating. Haunted by rumors of special treatment and bribes. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5a1z26twsoY&t=98s

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Swivelhips, the original OBJ!

Some interesting names still left on the board. Erainor, you and the Packers are up.

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