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"Tilman! Get the UN on the monitor!" "What do you mean they only have a phone and fax listed?" "Okay, well get them on the phone then." "2 hours!? No I'm not going to wait two hours! I have a loving death ray. Push '0.' Maybe it'll take you to an operator." "No, I don't want to leave a voicemail. loving DEATH RAY! I have a loving death ray. How does no one loving care?
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one classical song plays for 2 hours interspersed with a robot telling me the line is busy and to check out their new web service while i patiently wait on hold not killing everyone
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Mar 19, 2018 17:09
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 hello yes operator plz connect me to Batman. Er um Bruce wayne everyone knows it’s bruce Wayne so just call Bruce wayne...“Hello you have reached the voice mail of Bruce Wayne, to leave a message for Batman press 2” *2* “H-hey Batman this is like, a supervillan, and I have you bested so like, I was wondering if you were gonna suck my dick or something. No pressure or anything just like, you gotta suck my dick or whatever”
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Mar 19, 2018 17:12
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**Batteries Not Included.
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Mar 19, 2018 17:16
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"I'm gonna kill you, Ray Romano!"
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Mar 19, 2018 17:34
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"Yes, hello? Bank of America?"
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Mar 19, 2018 17:45
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gary oldmans diary posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DYj_o8YjZfQ Give it a rest Gurf.
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Mar 19, 2018 17:47
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"Well, yes, I do know about guns... No this is different, it's a death ray... Hello? Hello? gently caress!"
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Mar 19, 2018 17:48
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Here's mine:
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1redflag posted:"I'm gonna kill you, Ray Romano!" gently caress YEA
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Mar 19, 2018 18:08
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Behold! A display of my power! *laser adjusts for 30 seconds, fires up and bombards forun user Chinatown's loving BALLS from low earth orbit, utterly annihilating them*
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Mar 19, 2018 18:10
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Kuato posted:Give it a rest Gurf. (also gurf made threads all the time to spam his own videos. your weak grasp on gbs history sickens me)
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Mar 19, 2018 18:14
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"Yes, hello, is this Raytheon? I've got an exciting investment opportunity for you."
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Mar 19, 2018 18:16
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turn it towards myself and close my eyes
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Mar 19, 2018 18:17
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You know, now that its finally finished I cant seem to remember why i built this thing in the first place.
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Mar 19, 2018 18:18
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You know youre a real nice lady, and I dont want to given you the wrong impression, but I really like you so do you want to come back to my place and see my Death Ray?
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Mar 19, 2018 18:20
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Mom! I finally finished the Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator!
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Mar 19, 2018 18:23
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This thread will never be as cool as the evil wizard thread.
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Mar 19, 2018 18:32
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Im just saying that if you cant see that season three of Onna no Hebi Pantsu is the superior season Im going to have to consider reassigning you off the Death Laser project
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Mar 19, 2018 18:37
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UltraRed posted:This thread will never be as cool as the evil wizard thread... so I will destroy it WITH MY DEATH RAY! MUW WAHH HAAAH!!!!!!MUW WAHH HAAAH!!!11!!11!!!
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Mar 19, 2018 18:46
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Hahaha miniaturized and sold as a kitchen utensil, this new... "micro-wave ray" will net me billions with which to do evil. Igor! Fetch me the marketers!
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Mar 19, 2018 18:54
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I'm an artisinal mad scientist getting back to his roots by handbuilding death rays instead of just mindlessly consuming 100W lasers from Alibaba
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Mar 19, 2018 19:01
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You guys noticed that Florida isn't there anymore, right? Would be a shame if that happened somewhere else. I have some suggestions on how we can, working together, stop that from happening.
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Mar 19, 2018 19:17
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"Time to make the donuts."
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Mar 19, 2018 19:27
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They all laughed at me. Mocked me, called me a fool. They were scared of me and forced me out of Scottsdale Community College. But now? I've harnessed the power of 1000 suns into this death ray. And it's aimed directly at my number one enemy, the one who sought to undermine me for years. Goodbye Arby's..... I wish I could say it's been a pleasure.
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Mar 19, 2018 19:37
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shoots at own dick to see what happens
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Mar 19, 2018 20:19
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Its been hours since Chinatown's balls have been turned into a reverse ground zero light memorial, and the laser is still going strong. Local folk in his inbred village are gathering around the laser site, and are starting to make the beam of energy currently boring its way into the local aquifer into a diety of sorts.
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gary oldmans diary posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DYj_o8YjZfQ drat. You posted the link I was about to go searching for as soon as the thread was made.
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Mar 19, 2018 22:05
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"im about to poo poo my pants!!!!"
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Mar 19, 2018 22:07
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doverhog posted:You guys noticed that Florida isn't there anymore, right? Would be a shame if that happened somewhere else. I have some suggestions on how we can, working together, stop that from happening. you hosed up big time here. you could have demanded a "remove Florida, permanently" fee beforehand and gotten paid both ways.
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Mar 19, 2018 22:15
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seriously. look at this clown who gives away "annihilate america's diseased dick" for free.
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Mar 19, 2018 22:18
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It got me into the Evil league of Evil, so there's that.
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JEEVES420 posted:It got me into the Evil league of Evil, so there's that. Yeah, but we only get partial dental.  
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Mar 19, 2018 22:50
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Farmer Crack-rear end posted:you hosed up big time here. you could have demanded a "remove Florida, permanently" fee beforehand and gotten paid both ways. Since I'm a nice person at heart, wanted to target a state no one would miss for the demonstration. 
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Mr. president I hold many of your people hostage, soon they will perish in my death pits! I have kidnapped over a thousand black peop.. Hello? (This joke from a black guy)
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Mar 20, 2018 07:07
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my death ray turns men gay and shrinks their dicks
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Moridin920 posted:my death ray turns men gay and shrinks their dicks Get your soyray today! Now with added fluoride
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sitting on hold You know, now that I think of it, I'm an upwardly mobile white man with the money, skill, and knowledge to privately make my own death ray. I can't really think of anything the UN can give me that I don't already have... hangs up, starts firing ray willy nilly at every major metropolitan area
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