Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Locked thread
paul_soccer10
Mar 28, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
The Key Players:

this guy^

cheated on his 4th wife with this woman:


she has big old boobs
https://twitter.com/jaketapper/status/976159669650690051

this scandal has some staying power apparently and I like to read about it because it's really embarassing to the president of the US lol

what are some of your favorite lols so far?? here is a good one
https://twitter.com/SPIN/status/953698751641804800

also the one about how donald trump fears and mistrusts sharks and i also like the one where the only lawyer who will still work for trump gave away over 100000 dollars of his own money on trumps behalf, expecting trump would pay him back, lol.

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

paul_soccer10
Mar 28, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
thanks for reading byeeeee~~

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
:jackbud:

Kung Food
Dec 11, 2006

PORN WIZARD
The NDA mentioned that he was forbidden from revealing "Paternity Information."

Calling it now, the biggest bomb shell will be a presidential abortion.

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy
In on the ground floor (hehe)

Dr. Killjoy
Oct 9, 2012

:thunk::mason::brainworms::tinfoil::thunkher:
I've heard Clinton's charisma described such that "he could gently caress your wife right in front of you and you'd shake his hand for the honor he gave you". That description comes close and yet is still off in explaining weirdo sycophants to Trump like Michael Cohen.

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



TRUMP

Mo_Steel
Mar 7, 2008

Let's Clock Into The Sunset Together

Fun Shoe
Per wikipedia "She chose her stage name to reflect her love of Mötley Crüe, whose bassist, Nikki Sixx, named his daughter Storm"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NrOemQaEJGU

:rock:

Marxalot
Dec 24, 2008

Appropriator of
Dan Crenshaw's Eyepatch

Mo_Steel posted:

Per wikipedia "She chose her stage name to reflect her love of Mötley Crüe, whose bassist, Nikki Sixx, named his daughter Storm"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NrOemQaEJGU

:rock:

Holy gently caress lol

bennyfranks
Jun 23, 2005

IGNORE ME!

Dr. Killjoy posted:

I've heard Clinton's charisma described such that "he could gently caress your wife right in front of you and you'd shake his hand for the honor he gave you". That description comes close and yet is still off in explaining weirdo sycophants to Trump like Michael Cohen.

my sources say michael cohen is gay and deeply in love with trump

i take no pleasure in reporting this

Carwash Cunt
Aug 21, 2007

Nationalize porn stars and raffle them off to average joes. If a bunch of them have chosen to gently caress Trump, it shows they can’t make good decisions for themselves.

Marxalot
Dec 24, 2008

Appropriator of
Dan Crenshaw's Eyepatch

Carwash oval office posted:

Nationalize porn stars and raffle them off to average joes. If a bunch of them have chosen to gently caress Trump, it shows they can’t make good decisions for themselves.

Trump has shitload of money though. You just have anime figurines.

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Carwash oval office posted:

Nationalize porn stars and raffle them off to average joes. If a bunch of them have chosen to gently caress Trump, it shows they can’t make good decisions for themselves.
:yikes:

rudatron
May 31, 2011

by Fluffdaddy
shes purty

Mr. Fish
Sep 13, 2017

INLAND EMPIRE — This is a team with a lot of past, but little present. And almost no future.
Hell, Lumbergh hosed her.

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
Attn: Remember "knockers" is spelled with a "k".

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004

Isn't she right wing

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

Uncle Wemus posted:

Isn't she right wing

If she hosed donnie chances are she's a real bad person.

paul_soccer10
Mar 28, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Kung Food posted:

The NDA mentioned that he was forbidden from revealing "Paternity Information."

Calling it now, the biggest bomb shell will be a presidential abortion.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fgtPv9Ctw60

Grem
Mar 29, 2004

It's how her species communicates

This thread violates the NDA you idiot.

paul_soccer10
Mar 28, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://twitter.com/kylegriffin1/status/976286116994101250 lol

Dmitri-9
Nov 30, 2004

There's something really sexy about Scrooge McDuck. I love Uncle Scrooge.
Trailer Trash Nurses 6 was pretty good.

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost
He said he's this Dennison character today so I guess he just admitted to his complicity in several election finance felonies.

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004

Why does it seem like there's a lot of Republican porn people

ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost
they hate laws and taxes

Gone Fission
Apr 7, 2007

We're here to make coffee metal. We're here to make everything metal.
so a porn star hosed a reality tv star?

why is this embarrassing to the President of the United States?

viral spiral
Sep 19, 2017

by R. Guyovich

Bip Roberts posted:

If she hosed donnie chances are she's a real bad person.

Are you saying women who gently caress for money are bad people?

Chill Penguin
Jan 10, 2004

you know korky buchek?

Uncle Wemus posted:

Why does it seem like there's a lot of Republican porn people

their brains broke

ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost

viral spiral posted:

Are you saying women who gently caress for money are bad people?

no but people who gently caress trumps absolutely are

the bitcoin of weed
Nov 1, 2014

Gone Fission posted:

so a porn star hosed a reality tv star?

why is this embarrassing to the President of the United States?

she spanked him with a forbes magazine op

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

Uncle Wemus posted:

Why does it seem like there's a lot of Republican porn people

because people in the porn industry are sleazy

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

On March 6, 2018, Daniels filed a lawsuit against Donald Trump in California Superior Court, claiming, among other things, that the nondisclosure agreement never came into effect because Trump never signed it.

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Super cool to see the CSPAM "whores ain't human" crew flock to this thread, good work guys

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Stormy won the F.A.M.E best breasts awards for multiple years.

The Puppet Master
Apr 9, 2005

Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me. I'd fuck me hard.




:yeah:

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

paul_soccer10
Mar 28, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
:synpa:

  • Locked thread