you have 30 minutes to make a single home alone style trap. what do you come up with

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Stexils: Jun 5, 2008

i would attempt to hook up an electrical wire to a doorknob but due to my lack of engineering experience burn down the house

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The_end: May 17, 2014

Instead of rigging a bb gun to shoot someone that opens the door. I will use a shot gun.

# ? Mar 21, 2018 00:25

MOOBS!: Dec 10, 2013

a couple open packets of mustard under the toilet seat so if they take a poo poo in my house they get mustard on their balls

# ? Mar 21, 2018 00:25

Colonel Cancer: Sep 26, 2015; Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Always go for tripwires and I'm speaking from experience.

# ? Mar 21, 2018 00:26

Hell Yeah: Dec 25, 2012

migs from silence of the lambs

# ? Mar 21, 2018 00:28

cardiacarrest123: Apr 10, 2016

The_end posted:

Instead of rigging a bb gun to shoot someone that opens the door. I will use a shot gun.

The_end posted:

Instead of rigging a bb gun to shoot someone that opens the door. I will use a shot gun.

Instead of an Shotgun it is a jackhammer

# ? Mar 21, 2018 00:30

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Sprinkle legos all over the floor

# ? Mar 21, 2018 00:31

numberoneposter: Feb 19, 2014; How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

poison tipped punji sticks covered by palm leaves

# ? Mar 21, 2018 00:31

Warm und Fuzzy: Jun 20, 2006

Inside my fuel oil furnace is a gun assembly that's pretty much a flame thrower, so I'd hang that above the door and rig the door handle so it twisted the thermostat.

# ? Mar 21, 2018 00:32

Sorryformybadjokes: Apr 21, 2004; I identify as a simian who pronounces the 'silent' letters in words.; Fallen Rib

i'd hide and call the police because I am white and they are paid to protect me

burgler can take my stuff i'll just get insurance and my health is more important than any petty notions of revenge or justice

# ? Mar 21, 2018 00:35

Dignity Van Houten: Jul 28, 2006; abcdefghijk
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I'd wrap a rubber band tight around the hose next to my faucet so when the thief turns on the water to get a refreshing glass of water, they get sprayed in the face with battery acid

# ? Mar 21, 2018 00:36

Colonel Cancer: Sep 26, 2015; Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Multiple boards with rusty nails and screws pointing upwards, that you pooped on, with whatever improvised caltrops you can manage that you also pooped on, combined with greased floor and multiple tripwires. You don't have to poop on those, but you can!

# ? Mar 21, 2018 00:37

hemale in pain: Jun 5, 2010

I could maybe make some caltrops out of nails and junk in my bfs tool boxes. I could also make a trip wire maybe but it probably just break.

# ? Mar 21, 2018 00:37

Schweinhund: Oct 23, 2004

Remove the front door knob and stick my dick through there.

# ? Mar 21, 2018 00:39

Smash it Smash hit: Dec 30, 2009; prettay, prettay

A handful of bugs in a jar

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ClamdestineBoyster: Aug 15, 2015; Can't post for 10 years!

Cover myself in diarrhea. That�s all I got really. :shrug:

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Conch Shell Corp: Feb 24, 2009

500 hot dogs all together at once.

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Egbert Souse: Nov 6, 2008

Put up a sign in the front that says "BURGLARS WELCOME: Please steal all you want inside. No deadly traps, I promise!"

Reverse psychology :smug:

# ? Mar 21, 2018 00:46

Creamed Cormp: Jan 8, 2011; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

I take inspiration from the noble fight of the vietnamese people against US imperialism and dig a bunch of holes in the ground, make pointy stick, poo poo on said pointy sticks, put the pointy sticks at the bottom of the hole and then cover the holes with bamboo leaves

then I dig tunnels everywhere and wait with an AKM pointed at the entrance

# ? Mar 21, 2018 00:46

Colonel Cancer: Sep 26, 2015; Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

I've legit read a historical book detailing various booby traps used through 20th century and that poo poo is insane. Not even just in vietnam, even back during WW2.

Things like attaching explosives behind hanging paintings on the wall and leaving them hanging off balance in soon-to-be enemy occupied areas so when a nazi officer walks in, he goes like "mein Fuhrer! Zis picture is hangink wronk!" and then boom.

# ? Mar 21, 2018 00:51

B.H. Facials: May 9, 2011; "Getting teased is part of growing up. It's no big deal. Just tell yourself, 'Sticks and stones may break my bones, but a .44 Magnum will tear that bully a new asshole!'"

Create a trap using Paracord, pulleys, and a couple of buckets then rig it up so that when the perp opens the door one of the buckets containing muriatic acid tips over and pours into the other bucket containing bleach. Of course I'll have set this up by the furnace's air intake and just have the circulation fan in manual.

# ? Mar 21, 2018 01:03

the milk machine: Jul 23, 2002; lick my keys

two chicks at the same time

# ? Mar 21, 2018 01:07

Sponge Baathist: Jan 30, 2010; by FactsAreUseless

Wrap a rubber band around the faucet sprayer

# ? Mar 21, 2018 01:08

Rutibex: Sep 9, 2001; by Fluffdaddy

i have one of those paracord bracelets on my keys, i could make some kind of noose trap that would choke someone to death as they walked down the stairs i guess :shrug:

i could also put some kitchen knives at the bottom of the stairs and grease them up

# ? Mar 21, 2018 01:08