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I want to know about your friends, so tell me about them. Tell me about your successful friends! I have a friend that won 40 million in the lottery and smokes weed and plays video games all day. Successful will have a loose definition in this thread. I also want to know about your lovely friends. Tell me their secrets. Why are they lovely? I have a friend that calls himself a Scholar of Japanese Arts in total seriousness, with printed business cards that say it. The thing is he decided he was a Scholar because he has been watching anime since the 90s. He keeps trying to get the local community college to give him a class to teach but his degree is in engineering and they aren't totally into the idea. Evil Agita fucked around with this message at 03:15 on Mar 21, 2018 |
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Tell me about your friends first 
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Mar 21, 2018 03:08
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Korthal posted:Tell me about your friends first well I'm a goon so I don't have very many more. I also know a guy that burned his ballsack when he tried to light a fart when he was 12 and he had to get surgery. He won't show us though what a queer
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Mar 21, 2018 03:10
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I cut all of my friends out of my life 2 years ago when I had a kid. Now I'm friends with a 2 year old.
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Mar 21, 2018 03:11
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Since you told me, I'm obligated to tell you. I have no friends 
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Mar 21, 2018 03:13
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Korthal posted:Since you told me, I'm obligated to tell you.
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Mar 21, 2018 03:14
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i got rid of facebook and shadowblocked everyone i know irl from twitter like 10 years ago and now i dont have any offline friends
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Mar 21, 2018 03:15
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edit: im 16
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Mar 21, 2018 03:15
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Korthal posted:Since you told me, I'm obligated to tell you. you're both goons so you actually have 199,601 friends 
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Mar 21, 2018 03:16
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im visiting a friend in montreal next weekend op thanks for asking, going to eat lots of good food and check out the cool napoleon exhibit they have somewhere
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Mar 21, 2018 03:17
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My best friend is trans gendered and loves chicks with dicks. She is also thinking about getting her ball bag and cock removed. She's extremely intelligent and tolerant, unless you're conservative. Known her for like 12 years.
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Mar 21, 2018 03:28
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Mostly “laugh the sun up” kinda ppl. 
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Mar 21, 2018 03:30
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Bunch'a assholes. Haven't heard from most of them in 3 months. Birds of a feather and all that, though.
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Mar 21, 2018 03:33
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I had a best friend but now I don’t. My roommates are cool though.
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Mar 21, 2018 03:34
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Friends? I hang out with dudes because our wives are friends. We see each other more during football season, BBQ/birthday parties. There's plenty of cheap beer, good food & watching football on huge honking screens. Eventually, a new attractive female shows up & we spend 15 minutes lurking & grinning at each other. Then the tequila bottles, cigars gets cracked open & domino tables get busy & we ignore our wives/children for the next 8 hours.
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Mar 21, 2018 03:52
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I have one good friend who is extremely unreliable but hilarious. I know a lot of other people but they pass through. You start to notice after awhile that even friends tend to use each other and you go full goon.
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Mar 21, 2018 03:53
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GORILLA BASTARD posted:Friends? I hang out with dudes because our wives are friends. We see each other more during football season, BBQ/birthday parties. i would kill myself
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Mar 21, 2018 03:54
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Korthal posted:Since you told me, I'm obligated to tell you. I will be your friend. It's not ideal, but it's all I've got.
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Mar 21, 2018 03:56
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I became good friends with a coworker, he was a few years younger than me and liked to do lots of drugs. His little brother had died of alcohol poisoning at age 14 the first time he ever drank. It hosed up my buddy real bad. He died of a heart attack at 23.
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Mar 21, 2018 04:06
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Man, thats a downer. ...But its what this thread is all about! Thanks buddy
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Mar 21, 2018 04:07
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There are only three people in this world I'm glad to spend time with - my gf, my mom, and this one guy from high school. Everyone else I'm just waiting until I can stop moving my face and mouth in the acceptable ways. I need to make the effort to see high school guy more. Our work schedules don't line up well.
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Not a whole lot at the moment. More than a few occasional acquaintances but I've lost just about anyone I'd consider a real friend over the years. whaddya gonna do
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Mar 21, 2018 04:19
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OP, you asking this just made me realize I have difficulty separating love and affection from sex. To answer your question, I haven't had sex with my best friends.
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Mar 21, 2018 04:25
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I have a friend who got a really cushy job as secretary in the city council, he only has to work 4 to 6 hours a day and makes a 6 figure salary a year. His actual job is super sketch though, he gets asked to hold certain bill propositions so they can get voted during holidays and poo poo He spends his free time buying expensive musical instruments and learning how to play them. He's actually really good at it
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Mar 21, 2018 04:26
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Evil Agita posted:Man, thats a downer. Probably a lot of them, actually
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Mar 21, 2018 04:43
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I haven't had a friend in fuckin years
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Mar 21, 2018 04:45
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Korthal posted:Since you told me, I'm obligated to tell you.
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Mar 21, 2018 04:45
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I have this one friend who I see once a week, he takes the bin I put out on the curb and dumps it in his truck, haha what a character!
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PureEvil6_13 posted:I haven't had a friend in fuckin years 
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Mar 21, 2018 04:47
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im on a first name and fist bump basis with my local liquor store owner VVVVVV - hey man be cool MOOBS! fucked around with this message at 04:52 on Mar 21, 2018 |
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Mar 21, 2018 04:49
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MOOBS! posted:im on a first name and fist bump basis with my local liquor store owner Of all the avs I've seen yours is the grossest.
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Mar 21, 2018 04:50
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I have lots of friends but I befriended a guy last year who went a little crazy and now every time I see him he wants to talk about how the earth is flat, there is no such thing as outer space, and that the Illuminati is ruling the world and covering up child rape on a mass scale in some kind of bid to bring the general populace away from the glory of Jesus. Last time I saw him he showed me a five minute video that 'proved' that the government is manipulating the weather. It was just a recording of some clouds he made but he kept pointing at random parts of the clouds and saying 'look at that! That proves it!'.
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Mar 21, 2018 04:51
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Spinster posted:Of all the avs I've seen yours is the grossest. It is, kinda. But then you look at the complete absence of shame in that kids face and you think how wonderful it would be to be 16 and a stoned idiot again. Moobs bring me back.
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Mar 21, 2018 04:55
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i am a genuine social idiot, i haven't had close friends in years and i don't see it happening any time soon
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Mar 21, 2018 04:57
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They’re cool but their dicks aren’t very big. Everyone is extremely average wang size
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Jim Barris posted:I have lots of friends but I befriended a guy last year who went a little crazy and now every time I see him he wants to talk about how the earth is flat, there is no such thing as outer space, and that the Illuminati is ruling the world and covering up child rape on a mass scale in some kind of bid to bring the general populace away from the glory of Jesus. Last time I saw him he showed me a five minute video that 'proved' that the government is manipulating the weather. It was just a recording of some clouds he made but he kept pointing at random parts of the clouds and saying 'look at that! That proves it!'. Oh man yeah that reminds me. I know a guy that is totally a flat earther but doesnt want to admit it. Like he asks me stuff in a "just wonderin.." kind of way. Once he tried to tell me that thing about how if you pour water on a ball it falls off the ball it doesnt sit there."Yeah, but gravity" I say, "ok but gravity should work even more outside of the ecosystem." Actual quotes. We weren't even high. He used to be a Mormon, too. Thats a whole other story.
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Aesop Poprock posted:They’re cool but their dicks aren’t very big. Everyone is extremely average wang size
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Evil Agita posted:Oh man yeah that reminds me. I know a guy that is totally a flat earther but doesnt want to admit it. Like he asks me stuff in a "just wonderin.." kind of way. Once he tried to tell me that thing about how if you pour water on a ball it falls off the ball it doesnt sit there."Yeah, but gravity" I say, "ok but gravity should work even more outside of the ecosystem." Actual quotes. We weren't even high. He used to be a Mormon, too. Thats a whole other story.
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Jim Barris posted:It must be hard for Mormons to get away from the habit of believing a bunch of crazy poo poo. He stopped being a Mormon because when he went away on his mission his mormon gf he was in a sexless relationship with for 4 years met and slept with a mexican dude. That may also be why he voted for Trump im not sure. Anyway he kinda gave up on his religion after that.
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