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# ? Mar 22, 2018 05:56 |
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What does this forum not do?
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# ? Mar 22, 2018 05:57 |
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your mom . . . mentioned you'd be stopping by with a few questions. such a wonderful woman. as I explained to her, this forum is largely about antiques and antiquing. |
# ? Mar 22, 2018 06:03 |
i've got some clocks to sell
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# ? Mar 22, 2018 06:10 |
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do these clocks ever display humorous times such as 69 o'clock? |
# ? Mar 22, 2018 06:13 |
they've got birds and poo poo inside. i'm not a clockologist. you buying these things, or not?
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# ? Mar 22, 2018 06:15 |
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[in a very impressive negotiating voice] you call that a clock? my friend, I recently purchased big ben itself for a mere 200 pounds. I'm not seeing that kind of value here |
# ? Mar 22, 2018 06:19 |
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although if the clock has something weed related about it we may have something to discuss |
# ? Mar 22, 2018 06:20 |
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such as, can I smoke weed out of it? |
# ? Mar 22, 2018 06:21 |
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tl;dr
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# ? Mar 22, 2018 06:29 |
Manifisto posted:such as, can I smoke weed out of it? you pay 20 loving dollars for this clock, and i don't care if you stick your rancid weiner inside of it. ---------------- |
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# ? Mar 22, 2018 06:30 |
also, this is, bar none, the worst swap meet i've ever patronized.
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# ? Mar 22, 2018 06:31 |
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[noddign] mhm, mmhm, 4:20 friendly, weiner storage capability. sounds attractive. while I don't have $20 as such, I do have nearly thirty soda bottle caps and . . . [holds out fist] this many skee ball tickets |
# ? Mar 22, 2018 06:36 |
ahhhhhhhhhhh, ok. fine. give me your trash. i just want to get out of this drat hellhole. one condition: i get to see you do a hot weiner.
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# ? Mar 22, 2018 06:45 |
i'm presuming you know what that is.
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# ? Mar 22, 2018 06:45 |
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they don't call me the hot wiener expert for nothing! |
# ? Mar 22, 2018 06:51 |
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although I'm not entirely sure why so many people know about the time I singed my hot dog at the cub scout cookout |
# ? Mar 22, 2018 06:53 |
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I guess it's just one of those famous stories, and word gets around |
# ? Mar 22, 2018 06:53 |
i make an angry face and then say, "the clock is now 25 dollars."
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# ? Mar 22, 2018 06:55 |
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you cant just keep raising the price of the clock because you’re mad at me |
# ? Mar 22, 2018 07:06 |
Darkman Fanpage posted:you cant just keep raising the price of the clock because you’re mad at me first of all, stay out of this. second of all, i can. i own the clock. read the constitution, motherfucker. ---------------- |
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# ? Mar 22, 2018 07:07 |
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I'll level with you, I actually need those skee ball tickets. I've got my eye on a novelty pair of oversized sunglasses and that kind of bling don't come cheap. but please feel welcome to stick around byob, perhaps someone else is in the market for a precision timepiece with the wiener features you've been rambling on about! |
# ? Mar 22, 2018 07:07 |
ok. i'll give you back the skeeball tickets, and 7 dollars, you take the clock, and i get out of this shithole city.
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# ? Mar 22, 2018 07:10 |
i say to myself, 'drat. my drug addict clock making father dying turns out to have been a blessing in disguise. i've never had as much material for my novel "tales of a swap meet clock seller"! but at the same time, i mourn the tragic circumstances that lead my patriarch to the poppy. at least he left me this collection of priceless time-pieces...'
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# ? Mar 22, 2018 07:11 |
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It's like a vastly inefficient amateur writers room for a non-existing sketch comedy show. BYOB is primarily a humor board. People write phrases, microfiction, absurd situations, observations, or misunderstandings that sometimes are funny in general or sometimes just funny to people who have been around long enough to internalize the interactions and the history, I guess the sort of 'culture' of the board. It's a little different from most boards though because basically no ideas are just mocked. You can throw absolutely anything at the wall (other than completely hateful garbage or gleeful attempts to hurt people with words) and if you have a dud the worst that happens is people don't really respond to it. Many threads are kind of a celebration of different kinds of pop culture in creative mashups. Some threads are just socializing or talking about things in life, with singular threads kind of serving like a tiny community version of the larger forums for those topics, like the 'fine dining' thread basically being the BYOB version of goons with spoons. |
# ? Mar 22, 2018 08:41 |
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oh poo poo has market day finally come? well then: Selling nuts! Hot nuts! Anybody here wanna buy my nuts? Selling nuts, hot nuts I've got nuts for sale Selling one for five, two for ten If you buy 'em once, you'll buy 'em again Selling nuts, hot nuts, You buy 'em from the peanut man |
# ? Mar 22, 2018 09:00 |
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joke_explainer posted:It's like a vastly inefficient amateur writers room for a non-existing sketch comedy show. BYOB is primarily a humor board. People write phrases, microfiction, absurd situations, observations, or misunderstandings that sometimes are funny in general or sometimes just funny to people who have been around long enough to internalize the interactions and the history, I guess the sort of 'culture' of the board. It's a little different from most boards though because basically no ideas are just mocked. You can throw absolutely anything at the wall (other than completely hateful garbage or gleeful attempts to hurt people with words) and if you have a dud the worst that happens is people don't really respond to it. Many threads are kind of a celebration of different kinds of pop culture in creative mashups. Some threads are just socializing or talking about things in life, with singular threads kind of serving like a tiny community version of the larger forums for those topics, like the 'fine dining' thread basically being the BYOB version of goons with spoons. look dude, do you want this clock or not? It was owned by Skeet Ulrich pre sex-tape. edit: did Skeet Ulrich have a sex-tape? I was thinking of Dustin Diamond, so Skreech became Skeet. Let's just say it was owned by whichever of the two makes it more valuable to you.
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# ? Mar 22, 2018 14:27 |
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It's like that guy said: "Ask not what this forum can do for you, ask what you can do for this forum" He aslo declared war on the Moon but that's something to take up with your history teacher. There's pictures and video and everything |
# ? Mar 22, 2018 15:13 |
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joke_explainer posted:It's like a vastly inefficient amateur writers room for a non-existing sketch comedy show. BYOB is primarily a humor board. People write phrases, microfiction, absurd situations, observations, or misunderstandings that sometimes are funny in general or sometimes just funny to people who have been around long enough to internalize the interactions and the history, I guess the sort of 'culture' of the board. It's a little different from most boards though because basically no ideas are just mocked. You can throw absolutely anything at the wall (other than completely hateful garbage or gleeful attempts to hurt people with words) and if you have a dud the worst that happens is people don't really respond to it. Many threads are kind of a celebration of different kinds of pop culture in creative mashups. Some threads are just socializing or talking about things in life, with singular threads kind of serving like a tiny community version of the larger forums for those topics, like the 'fine dining' thread basically being the BYOB version of goons with spoons. i was going to add this to the byob entry in SAclopedia but I can't remember how even though I've added to the byob entry before
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# ? Mar 22, 2018 15:21 |
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also, i'd like to buy a clock what else ya got?
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# ? Mar 22, 2018 15:23 |
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I have enough clocks, thank you. Time change is always a hellish day, and without fail, the power goes out within two weeks. Today was that day.
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# ? Mar 22, 2018 16:12 |
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..... got any grapes? |
# ? Mar 22, 2018 17:05 |
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anyone got the time? |
# ? Mar 22, 2018 17:11 |
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lunch time
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# ? Mar 22, 2018 17:14 |
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https://youtu.be/sHi6LCx6Lx8 |
# ? Mar 22, 2018 17:15 |
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Hugh Malone posted:..... got any grapes? *snicker* https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MtN1YnoL46Q
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# ? Mar 22, 2018 17:18 |
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oh sorry. didn't see you linked for the class to see
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# ? Mar 22, 2018 17:18 |
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Time is... money?
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# ? Mar 22, 2018 18:16 |
byob
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# ? Mar 23, 2018 04:51 |
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it can probably cure cancer |
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