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bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

You know how when you get near the end of a canister of sanitizing wipes and the last 10 or so are completely soaked and you have to wring it out to be useful? They should put a grate in the bottom. Problem solved.

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givepatajob
Apr 8, 2003

One finds that this is the best of all possible worlds.
When you say sanitizing wipes, are you referring to the kind for wiping your rear end or for cleaning a kitchen counter?

Cuz LOL if you wipe your rear end.

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

givepatajob posted:

When you say sanitizing wipes, are you referring to the kind for wiping your rear end or for cleaning a kitchen counter?

Cuz LOL if you wipe your rear end.

What kind of toilet paper comes in a canister

1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)
no just use them dont wring it out you weirdo

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
I would like to try a bidet once in my life.

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

"sanitary napkins"

so what, are regular napkins not sanitary??

Folks,

spinderella
Jul 15, 2017

by FactsAreUseless
Look at the big brains on Brad :haw:

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

but yeah, good thinkin op

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

I've never sanitized a goddamn thing and I never will.

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry
Just pour a bit of the juice on a paper towel: useful down to the last drop!

curlys gold
Jan 17, 2018

i laughed at a goon once for using baby wipes like a mongoloid but apparently like half of goons use baby wipes on their buttholes

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
pour it directly into your rear end in a top hat and you won't have to wipe for a week

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
you fool! when there is extra liquid in the bottom it means you can fill it up with normal priced paper towels and get more sanitary wipes for half the price!

The Walrus
Jul 9, 2002

by Fluffdaddy

Big Beef City posted:

I've never sanitized a goddamn thing and I never will.

hm your phone is probably more germ infested than my butt

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

To be clear, I am talking about these:


Not these:


Like just lmao if you still use toilet paper and baby wipes in 2018. Buy a loving bidet for $25 you heathens.

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

Zeluth posted:

I would like to try a bidet once in my life.

Just ordered a second one. Now we have one upstairs and downstairs.

In other words, you need a bidet.

Piggy Smalls
Jun 21, 2015



BOSS MAKES A DOLLAR,
YOU MAKE A DIME,
I'LL LICK HIS BOOT TILL THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS SHINE.

Sure. Let’s add more plastic to the land fills cause you are lazy.

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

Piggy Smalls posted:

Sure. Let’s add more plastic to the land fills cause you are lazy.

Plastic is recyclable you buffoon

fist4jesus
Nov 24, 2002
Had a mate at my place ask me what the gently caress was up with the wet wipes in my toilet.
I don't have any in there though, and went to look.

I'd left the bleach ones in there last time I cleaned.
He said that explains my burning rear end in a top hat.

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord

curlys gold posted:

i laughed at a goon once for using baby wipes like a mongoloid but apparently like half of goons use baby wipes on their buttholes

*Curlys Gold and the Swamp rear end Adventure

Probably the daily routine for sa user curlys gold :smuggo:

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

Waltzing Along posted:

Just ordered a second one. Now we have one upstairs and downstairs.

In other words, you need a bidet.

I use my laundry basket as a squatty potty so, I think I can get in gear for this.

curlys gold
Jan 17, 2018

Kuato posted:

*Curlys Gold and the Swamp rear end Adventure

Probably the daily routine for sa user curlys gold :smuggo:

my butthole looks like a sweeping panorama from lawrence of arabia

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry
Just lol if you don't get right up in there with some clorox wipes.

Capri Sun Tzu
Oct 24, 2017

by Reene

1gnoirents posted:

no just use them dont wring it out you weirdo
oh yeah look at me the millionaire who can afford to waste wipes

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

I skip the middle man, aka 'the wipe' and just blast my backdoor with bleach right out of the bottle while screaming.

Rad-daddio
Apr 25, 2017
I just use a shop rag and rubbing alcohol.

i like that
May 22, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
"Sanitizing" things. Check out this soy boi OP everyone!!!

:newlol: :newlol:

staberind
Feb 20, 2008

but i dont wanna be a spaceship
Fun Shoe
ITT : People talking about bleached assholes. like its 1999. let that sink into.

JEEVES420
Feb 16, 2005

The world is a mess... and I just need to rule it

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

curlys gold posted:

my butthole looks like a sweeping panorama from lawrence of arabia

Sandy & bleached?

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry

staberind posted:

ITT : People talking about bleached assholes. like its 1999. let that sink into.

Eating rear end is in.

curlys gold
Jan 17, 2018

1redflag posted:

Sandy & bleached?

filled with bedouin warriors

Commie Lasorda
May 15, 2009

IT'S CLOBBERIN' TIME!

bradzilla posted:

Like just lmao if you still use toilet paper and baby wipes in 2018. Buy a loving bidet for $25 you heathens.

You still need tp to blot dry your saarlac pit tho

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

Drive-Thru Salad Bar posted:

You still need tp to blot dry your saarlac pit tho

This is true. I get a 4 pack of TP like every 6 weeks just for drying the b-hole after blasting.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Pee is stored in my immaculately bleach wiped balls which I shine to a near mirror finish, op.

Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006

How Doers get more done
Fun Shoe

bradzilla posted:

To be clear, I am talking about these:


Not these:


Like just lmao if you still use toilet paper and baby wipes in 2018. Buy a loving bidet for $25 you heathens.

how can you be completely sure your rear end is clean with a bidet? there's no wipe til the brown is gone visual. i've always been skeptical because of that

Vaginal Vagrant
Jan 12, 2007

by R. Guyovich
I poop in a bucket I'm not buying a stinking bidet.

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

Ginette Reno posted:

how can you be completely sure your rear end is clean with a bidet? there's no wipe til the brown is gone visual. i've always been skeptical because of that

bradzilla posted:

I get a 4 pack of TP like every 6 weeks just for drying the b-hole after blasting.

If there's brown, give yourself another blast.

Damo
Nov 8, 2002

The second-generation Pontiac Sunbird, introduced by the automaker for the 1982 model year as the J2000, was built to be an inexpensive and fuel-efficient front-wheel-drive commuter car capable of seating five.

Offensive Clock

Ginette Reno posted:

how can you be completely sure your rear end is clean with a bidet? there's no wipe til the brown is gone visual. i've always been skeptical because of that

how do you wash your hands if they aren't filthy black and covered with grime

I mean there isn't a wash until black/brown is gone visual, i've always been skeptical because of that

sincerely,

a person who somehow thinks using water to wash your rear end in a top hat will result in it being less clean

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Jul 24, 2007

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fist4jesus posted:

Had a mate at my place ask me what the gently caress was up with the wet wipes in my toilet.
I don't have any in there though, and went to look.

I'd left the bleach ones in there last time I cleaned.
He said that explains my burning rear end in a top hat.

Lol

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