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Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer
In keeping up with the times, we are updating the "DO NOT USE" lexicon of internet words you cannot say Because They Are Now Bad Words. Please copy these words down and save them locally, because any usage of them, EVEN SARCASTICALLY, will result in an immediate ban. Also please suggest any other potentially problematic terms if you live in other, more foreign places, that I may not know about.

* Crabwalkers
* Spark dingos
* Ed Fontaine's Mother
* Pushover Sallies (unless you're from the east coast)
* Grub bucket
* Tuddly Oats
* Grandma's favorite
* Huftweizen
* Crumb Catcher (<--- will report to DSA, NASA)
* Pole revolter
* Clemens 2000
* Grub bucket 2000

I think that's all, please respect and bless this mess and I swear to christ I'll ban any of you fags trying to use those problematic words so DONT DO IT.

THANKS

THE MANAGEMENT
CEO OF INTERNET

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Agent Escalus
Oct 5, 2002

"I couldn't stop saying aloud how miscast Jim Carrey was!"
nigga, plz

The Walrus
Jul 9, 2002

by Fluffdaddy
so Carp Patrol is still ok?

Beefeater
May 17, 2003

I'm hungry.
Hair Elf
Thanks for making the internet a safer place Lowtax.

Halser
Aug 24, 2016
well, this year's update affected me less than last year's

Commie Lasorda
May 15, 2009

IT'S CLOBBERIN' TIME!
thank's for the heads up you cracka rear end white bread honkey

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer

Beefeater posted:

Thanks for making the internet a safer place Lowtax.
This is why I'm so well respected and appreciated and successful on the internet

Jikes
Dec 18, 2005

candy of the ocean
Ya, ban all those pushover sallies!

(NOTE: POSTER IS FROM THE EAST COAST)

myDad
Jan 20, 2010

ce n'est pas ma mère
College Slice
Grod-donged purr burper

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

oh gently caress imagine a boot stomping on a human face forever.... that's the awful forums

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
is quoting smallbart still a problem?

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer

Sponge Baathist posted:

is quoting smallbart still a problem?

Technically everything is problematic here

phasmid
Jan 16, 2015

Booty Shaker
SILENT MAJORITY
Cool. I can keep calling people drongos.

Obeah
Apr 12, 2013

GO OVER GO OVER GOOVER GOOVER IT'S ALL GOOVY, BABY!
This is fantastic. My middle school actually had to institute a zero tolerance policy ban (as in, you were looking at suspension or even outright expulsion) on the word "gay" when kids could not refrain from jazz whispering "a really gay baby with a really straight daddy" any time I entered a room. Started in pre-algebra and quickly spread through the school.

That marked what is probably the golden era of my life, so I lift a chalice to these decisions made in the same spirit and am hoping for that rare second zenith.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
this is the work of a real crumb..... snatcher :smuggo:

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer

Obeah posted:

This is fantastic. My middle school actually had to institute a zero tolerance policy ban (as in, you were looking at suspension or even outright expulsion) on the word "gay" when kids could not refrain from jazz whispering "a really gay baby with a really straight daddy" any time I entered a room. Started in pre-algebra and quickly spread through the school.

That marked what is probably the golden era of my life, so I lift a chalice to these decisions made in the same spirit and am hoping for that rare second zenith.

Oops I forgot to tell you "zenith" is a bannable word now too, hope you got ten bux

myDad
Jan 20, 2010

ce n'est pas ma mère
College Slice

Obeah posted:

"a really gay baby with a really straight daddy"

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!
Rock bakers are behind this

client
Aug 19, 2010

Lowtax posted:

* Grub bucket 2000

NOW THIS IS WHAT IT'S LIKE WHEN GRUBS COLLIDE

free hubcaps
Oct 12, 2009

“Wisconsinite”

Mordja
Apr 26, 2014

Hell Gem
Is calling people "rapscallions" problematic, because scallions are a type of onion and those make people cry.

Plz clarify.

Beefeater
May 17, 2003

I'm hungry.
Hair Elf

Mordja posted:

Is calling people "rapscallions" problematic, because scallions are a type of onion and those make people cry.

Plz clarify.

You cry shaming bastard.

redm
Feb 20, 2016


Sugartime Jones
I have an extensive list, but I can't post it. (too offensive)

PhantomPayne
Aug 8, 2017

I should think before posting

client posted:

NOW THIS IS WHAT IT'S LIKE WHEN GRUBS COLLIDE

Grub Bucket 5000 is still okay, right? :ohdear:

Jikes
Dec 18, 2005

candy of the ocean

myDad posted:


"a really gay baby with a really straight daddy"

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
T*m Br*dy

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
sorry about your thread, crib bucket

Jikes
Dec 18, 2005

candy of the ocean

geez, you college girls have dirty mouths

amusinginquiry
Nov 8, 2009

College Slice
If we give up these words, soon Lowtax will be telling us what pronouns we HaVE to use. Then what's next, our adjectives? Our conjunctions? Where does it end??

Rockman Reserve
Oct 2, 2007

"Carbons? Purge? What are you talking about?!"

i applaud the list but i am a little triggered just by seeing them written out here, i mean you even put the C C word there :ohdear:

beep by grandpa
May 5, 2004

...Really? I'm not laughing, Richard. This is too loving far and I'm done with this loving forum and the baffling admin team decisions...

SA was the last bastion of unPC bullshit after reddit got taken over by the cucks now I see the cult of SJWs has gotten to lowtax too. When I was a kid we used to call each other cr*b#*$@lkers (ohh sorry did this hurt your feewings??) all the time and we just laughed it off because we had something called A THICK SKIN (look it up...). Now the loving snowflakes win again and I can't call my friend, who's really close to his grandma...what we all used to call him all the time or I'll get loving banned. Grandmanism had its place in the 60s but poo poo like this just ensured Clemens' 2nd term. If you're for equality then why is it even okay for my east coast friends to say the PS word but I can't? Equality m fcuking rear end... lol loving hypocrits.

paul_soccer10
Mar 28, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
funny stuff

OWLS!
Sep 17, 2009

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Dingo Spark.

Commie Lasorda
May 15, 2009

IT'S CLOBBERIN' TIME!

Lowtax posted:

Oops I forgot to tell you "zenith" is a bannable word now too, hope you got ten bux

what's your stance on magnavox?

Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Dec 22, 2005

GET LOSE, YOU CAN'T COMPARE WITH MY POWERS
suck my hoosta you knick-knack wearing dreamcast owner

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post
The only ban-able thing should be posting anime

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer

Drive-Thru Salad Bar posted:

what's your stance on magnavox?

Magnasteen??!?!?

Former DILF
Jul 13, 2017

client posted:

NOW THIS IS WHAT IT'S LIKE WHEN GRUBS COLLIDE

AH YOU READY TO GRUB
CAUSE IM READY TO GRUB
WHATCHA GONNA DO BABY (BABY)

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
GET BEEFY OP!!!!

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Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer

Chinatown posted:

GET BEEFY OP!!!!

Catch you on the slytown sweep

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