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Turns out the people who made it were coked out business guys with no experience building rides. They're also probably going to prison.           whoops lol
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Heres a link to the article http://www.kansascity.com/news/article206605804.html
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Mar 24, 2018 02:45
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Miranda Leek's Twisted sequel looks good.
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Mar 24, 2018 02:46
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sounds like the kids parents weren't amused.
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Mar 24, 2018 02:53
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What a metal way to go
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Mar 24, 2018 02:53
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Jesus Christ op im gonna kill myself instead of reading all that poo poo (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Mar 24, 2018 02:57
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let it mellow posted:Jesus Christ op im gonna kill myself instead of reading all that poo poo decapitate yourself
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Mar 24, 2018 02:58
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No I don't, OP, what's he up to now?
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Mar 24, 2018 03:00
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I read it and lolled
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Hell Yeah posted:sounds like the kids parents weren't amused. The kid's father pushed for deregulating amusement parks before the accident right?
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Mar 24, 2018 03:02
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The suicide death coaster should be made manifest
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Mar 24, 2018 03:03
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I'm still trying to visualize how the hell someone gets decapitated on a slide
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Mar 24, 2018 03:03
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Loooks like those guys should never have been the heads of a major corporation
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Mar 24, 2018 03:04
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RandomPauI posted:The kid's father pushed for deregulating amusement parks before the accident right? deregulate yourself and face to bloodshed
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Mar 24, 2018 03:05
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let it mellow posted:Jesus Christ op im gonna kill myself instead of reading all that poo poo Please do
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Mar 24, 2018 03:06
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Kak posted:I'm still trying to visualize how the hell someone gets decapitated on a slide quote:They put literal metal bars in the flight path. If you were intentionally designing a ride to kill some fraction of a percent of riders that's something you'd do.
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Mar 24, 2018 03:07
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but the zipline looks cool
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Mar 24, 2018 03:08
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So it was Elected Officials day and I was working at the airport downtown in KC at the time so I got see all the Schlitterbahn execs come into town then beat feat asap, like within an hour of that poo poo happening. They all left super fast so they didn't have to deal with the fallout, like you mother fuckers.
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Mar 24, 2018 03:11
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Pick posted:zipline
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let it mellow posted:Jesus Christ op im gonna kill myself instead of reading all that poo poo It's not nice to tease
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Mar 24, 2018 03:14
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Kak posted:I'm still trying to visualize how the hell someone gets decapitated on a slide By putting metal bars at head height, probably they decided trying to intercept 500+ pound airborne rafts with metal bars, coverups, and intimidating victims was a better course of action than paying real designers/engineers/people with any knowledge of safety regulation
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Mar 24, 2018 03:16
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*stands next to a man who got seriously injured on a waterslide* *brags incessantly about designing and building said waterslide*
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Mar 24, 2018 03:17
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there's a schlitterbahn right near where that bomber in texas lived it's pretty cool
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badass
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let it mellow posted:Jesus Christ op im gonna kill myself instead of reading all that poo poo i read it and it was really good
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Mar 24, 2018 03:40
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Even a well-designed water park is an absolute cesspool and any parent that takes their child there clearly does not care about said child's well being
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Mar 24, 2018 03:47
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never do anything, that's my philosophy for raising kids
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Mar 24, 2018 03:48
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carry on my headless son you'll be in pieces when you are done don't you slide no more
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Mar 24, 2018 03:48
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Smythe posted:i read it and it was really good Yeah but like isn't that your job man?
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Mar 24, 2018 03:48
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china bot posted:carry on my headless son lol
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Smythe posted:i read it and it was really good Is there a summary for lazy people?
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Mar 24, 2018 03:50
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I just herniated my spinal disks but that water slide was rad af!!!!!
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Mar 24, 2018 03:50
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I remember the father was some politician who was big into deregulation (and by extension caveat emptor) so I really want to see what mental gymnastics he has had to perform to keep his sanity.
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Mar 24, 2018 03:51
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let it mellow posted:Jesus Christ op im gonna kill myself instead of reading all that poo poo
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china bot posted:carry on my headless son lmao
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china bot posted:carry on my headless son 
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Mar 24, 2018 03:57
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this, this is not that surprising, man america is loving stupid lmao
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They would have got away with it if they had put the "you must be this tall" sign at the end of the ride.
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