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I was chilling and reading the awesome forums at somethingawful.com and saw the slightest movement on my arm. Intrigued I took a closer look to investigate. To my horror it was a flea, the carriers of the bubonic plauge! Being an intellectual I removed my thought process from the immediate terror that an insect could be infesting me. I calmly took a sip of my diet Coke that was part of my 444 JBCB and removed the offending flea with two fingers and pinched him until he died (having read in the survival manuals that fleas had strong caraprices and you needed to really pinch them strong to kill them). Now I do have three dogs, but they are all medicated to prevent fleas as well as regularly washed. So my concern is should I also be taking the flea medicine? It prevents heartworm too but I often question if it's too late for that. Because I often wonder if there is a worm in my heart and if there is the medicine will kill me.
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evidence you are a werewolf
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Apr 22, 2018 22:32
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You shoud've drank a Red Bull You'd have wings to fly away from any infestation!!!!
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Apr 22, 2018 22:34
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don't do anything, you have a chance at least of something female wanting to touch your skin
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Apr 22, 2018 22:34
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Do you know what happened the last time somebody got a flea on them?
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Apr 22, 2018 22:35
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What is 444 JBCB? You probably don't have heartworms and should not take OTC heartworm medication. Do your dogs have fleas or just you? Don't eat the fleas.
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Apr 22, 2018 22:35
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wee dye keepe out
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Apr 22, 2018 22:36
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like a cigarette should posted:wee dye keepe out We fly. 
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Apr 22, 2018 22:38
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Yesterday I went to a cat show held next to a dog show, and I did not see a single flea. I saw a LOT of Visine, though. I don't know where on the animals they are using that, but maybe that can help you.
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Vato posted:Yesterday I went to a cat show held next to a dog show, and I did not see a single flea. I saw a LOT of Visine, though. I don't know where on the animals they are using that, but maybe that can help you. I have an idea. Brb
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Apr 22, 2018 22:41
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we fly, wee dye, keepe our, lord, haue mercy
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Apr 22, 2018 22:42
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it's a flea not crabs calm down and just keep up with meds.
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Apr 22, 2018 22:46
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That flea you killed was an enchanted princess. You just committed murder and/or treason!
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Apr 22, 2018 22:53
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to calm the birds tommorrow with their incensant shrrrl. ive installed 1400 bbpm sentry guns. gently caress you shrilling birds.
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Apr 22, 2018 22:54
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There an' t no fleas on me, There an' t no fleas on me, There may be bugs on some o' you mugs, but There an' t no fleas on me.
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Apr 22, 2018 22:55
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you can get bed bugs from hugging a person who has bedbugs on them, and you have to destroy furniture and stuff its great
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Apr 22, 2018 22:56
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Ok the visine didn't work the way I wanted it to and now I'm sick.
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Apr 22, 2018 22:57
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Lime Tonics posted:you can get bed bugs from hugging a person who has bedbugs on them, and you have to destroy furniture and stuff fun fact: bedbugs have sex by by having the male stab the female with a knife-like penis then ejaculating in the wound https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0oiPSkXA0c
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Apr 22, 2018 22:58
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Fleas are alright they're like little friends you can take out and about with you without a lease and also infest public transport
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Apr 22, 2018 22:58
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I think I have lime disease
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Apr 22, 2018 23:00
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King of Bees posted:Ok the visine didn't work the way I wanted it to and now I'm sick. Did you drink it? OK. You weren't supposed to do that, but now you probably don't have tapeworms -- or won't in a little bit -- so that's good. What about ringworm? Is that a concern?
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Apr 22, 2018 23:00
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I saw a flea the other day. Horrible creatures!
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Apr 22, 2018 23:01
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Burn the area with a cigarette lighter from a 1987 Toyota Camry.
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Apr 22, 2018 23:02
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You should bear in mind that it is spring. Flea season. Or Fleason, as nobody calls it.
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Apr 22, 2018 23:03
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EorayMel posted:Do you know what happened the last time somebody got a flea on them? a badass radical metal concert??
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Apr 22, 2018 23:13
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Vato posted:You should bear in mind that it is spring. Flea season. Or Fleason, as nobody calls it. Gonna start calling it that. Fleason
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Apr 22, 2018 23:18
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Flee.
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Apr 22, 2018 23:19
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Time to buy yourself some Frontline OP
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Apr 23, 2018 05:25
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A couple fleas once got into my place. I thought that was bad... then a couple years later, neighbors gifted me bedbugs. Fleas ain't poo poo. Even plague ones.
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Apr 23, 2018 05:27
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People talk smack about silverfish and roaches, and, yes, they are disgusting, but fleas will bite you. And bedbugs...oooooweee. You're gonna wish you never owned anything at all. Cuz they get EVERYWHERE and bite the living poo poo out of you and are way worse than fleas because they live...you know. In all of your stuff that is cloth.
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Apr 23, 2018 05:31
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Yeah I’ll go ahead and stick a bug on some fam when they should in theory have a 2 ton load on their person and there’s a swarm of particles flying around, sounds real fuckin smart. And for what? What we gonna figure out if poo poo plays out one way or another. Nothing.
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:Yeah I’ll go ahead and stick a bug on some fam when they should in theory have a 2 ton load on their person and there’s a swarm of particles flying around, sounds real fuckin smart. And for what? What we gonna figure out if poo poo plays out one way or another. Nothing. Fam, no.
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Apr 23, 2018 05:48
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Aren't they testing some animal medicines on humans so that if bugs bite us, they die. Kind of like fleas and ticks do if they bite my cats now. I'm saying we should all start eating a bunch of Frontline.
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Apr 23, 2018 05:49
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like a cigarette should posted:Aren't they testing some animal medicines on humans so that if bugs bite us, they die. Kind of like fleas and ticks do if they bite my cats now. Waaay ahead of you. Frontline, Advantix, that OTC stuff by Bayer.
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Apr 23, 2018 05:54
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like a cigarette should posted:Aren't they testing some animal medicines on humans so that if bugs bite us, they die. Kind of like fleas and ticks do if they bite my cats now. I don’t know but I mean I’m just completely expendable for peoples experiments and tests they wanna do to try and figure out why ppl need that poo poo.
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Apr 23, 2018 05:56
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Look I'm gonna be honest with you Bugs are icky
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Apr 23, 2018 06:02
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I'm an exterminator by trade and I can tell you that in almost all cases there is a second flea somewhere in your neighbourhood.
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Apr 23, 2018 06:04
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instead of taking a stupid medicine you could just be constantly covered in spiders. 100% defense against bugs.
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Apr 23, 2018 06:05
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If it's a pregnant female then you got 5 fleas on your hands buddy.
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